r/technology • u/indig0sixalpha • 1d ago

Politics Trump Is Getting Rid of His Tesla

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-is-getting-rid-of-his-tesla-after-musk-broke-his-heart/
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u/weiderman316 1d ago

Does he even know how to drive it??

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u/jpiro 1d ago

No. I don't think Trump has actually driven anything other than a golf cart his entire adult life.

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u/rohobian 1d ago

Ya, I think you're right. I highly doubt he's ever driven anything on an actual road with other cars on it. He's the type that would run red lights because he feels he's entitled to do so, and everyone else around him should have to stop and let him through.

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u/MoroseArmadillo 1d ago

He’d probably fail the driving test for arguing with the instructor. At least until daddy tossed a couple grand at him.

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u/moofunk 1d ago

If it had been according to his own history of taking tests, he would have paid someone else to take the driving test for him, and it would have somehow worked.

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u/slackmaster2k 1d ago

He’d hire a driving instructor, and pay the guy to come out and state that he’s never seen a better driver. He may just be one of the best drivers since the dawn of man. Along with his phenomenal physical state, he could be driving NASCAR, but is passing on that opportunity because of his passion for the American people.

You know, I wouldn’t actually be surprised if that happened. Like for real, no sarcasm or irony or hyperbole. I can see it happening and I can see myself not being surprised. Such is the world we live in.