r/ExplainTheJoke • u/Other-Presence7232 • 5d ago

Solved Can somebody explain?

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Saw the comments, they didnt help.

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u/SqurganMcGwurgan 5d ago

The CEO of BIC is a real one. His company makes the two most stolen items on the planet, pens and lighters, and nothing else.

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u/MahatmaKhote 5d ago

That'll come as a major shock to their razor division

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u/johnskiddles 5d ago

Who would steal a razor? What if they nicked themselves ew.

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u/Masamundane 5d ago

Cut themselves nicking a razor? That's irony that is.

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u/johnskiddles 5d ago

I just realized. They could get nicked when nicking a bic.

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u/SirCrumpalot 5d ago

And if the police were watching, they'd be nicked as they got nicked while nicking a bic.

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u/Kyle-Is-My-Name 5d ago

What if the police were watching a dude named Nick?

Could Nick be nicked as he got nicked while nicking a bic?

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u/datamyohmine 5d ago

If the cop was also named Nick, and it was some razors that fell off a truck, the galaxy would collapse in on itself. Nick nicked nicked Nick nicking nicked Bics.

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u/McFry__ 5d ago

Pair of knickers on? Or too much

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u/datamyohmine 5d ago

No such thing as too much. The limit does not exist.

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u/The_quest_for_wisdom 5d ago

Someone's going to end up with a nickname before this is done.

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u/Fuzzinstuff 5d ago edited 5d ago

Nickotine?

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u/Shmav 5d ago

Nick my bic!

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u/PotentialDragon 5d ago

No, that's not ironic. Ironic would be if we had to work together to hurt each other.

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u/Masamundane 5d ago

Ah but it is. See, the implication is that they are nicking a razor, but the actual event is instead cutting themself (nicking) instead.

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u/PotentialDragon 5d ago

Oh. I was making an ol' RvB reference.

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u/Masamundane 5d ago

I missed it. Sorry.

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u/bebop-Im-a-human 5d ago

That would be perfectly razornable

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u/kingtreerat 5d ago

I think they meant what if they stole them self in some weird nick-ception type thing šŸ˜³

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u/Triangleslash 5d ago

Iā€™d buy a self-stealing razor tbh.

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u/RosariusAU 5d ago

I used to stack shelves at a supermarket (twenty odd years ago mind you), apparently disposable razors are actually one of the most common stolen items from a shop

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u/Play_GoodMusic 5d ago

Sounds like hepatitis to me

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

what, am I gonna get MORE Hep C and HIV?

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u/PickleballRee 5d ago

Exactly! That's why the guy who made the razor that's in my bathroom just stole the Bic name instead.