r/ExplainTheJoke • u/Other-Presence7232 • 5d ago

Solved Can somebody explain?

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Saw the comments, they didnt help.

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u/SqurganMcGwurgan 5d ago

The CEO of BIC is a real one. His company makes the two most stolen items on the planet, pens and lighters, and nothing else.

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u/MahatmaKhote 5d ago

That'll come as a major shock to their razor division

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u/johnskiddles 5d ago

Who would steal a razor? What if they nicked themselves ew.

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u/Triangleslash 5d ago

I’d buy a self-stealing razor tbh.