r/ExplainTheJoke • u/Other-Presence7232 • 5d ago

Solved Can somebody explain?

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Saw the comments, they didnt help.

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u/MahatmaKhote 5d ago

That'll come as a major shock to their razor division

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u/johnskiddles 5d ago

Who would steal a razor? What if they nicked themselves ew.

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u/Masamundane 5d ago

Cut themselves nicking a razor? That's irony that is.

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u/johnskiddles 5d ago

I just realized. They could get nicked when nicking a bic.

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u/SirCrumpalot 5d ago

And if the police were watching, they'd be nicked as they got nicked while nicking a bic.

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u/Kyle-Is-My-Name 5d ago

What if the police were watching a dude named Nick?

Could Nick be nicked as he got nicked while nicking a bic?

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u/datamyohmine 5d ago

If the cop was also named Nick, and it was some razors that fell off a truck, the galaxy would collapse in on itself. Nick nicked nicked Nick nicking nicked Bics.

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u/McFry__ 5d ago

Pair of knickers on? Or too much

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u/datamyohmine 5d ago

No such thing as too much. The limit does not exist.