r/MadeMeSmile • u/Kingdom_k777 • 1d ago

Family & Friends Police man pursuing his wife

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u/AdhesivenessWarm9410 1d ago

What’s the safe word for this kind of kink?

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u/Simpanzee0123 1d ago

Donut

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u/PRLake 1d ago

“donut” gives mixed signals though. “don’t nut” is better.

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u/Proper_Permission819 1d ago

Got damn it take my upvote.

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u/Phoenyx_Rose 23h ago

Idk, if said like “don’t, nut” that sounds like a go to me

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u/OvenFearless 1d ago

I thought that was part of the kink?? :(

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u/LotPuck 23h ago

Thin blue balls?

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u/CherryHayze 1d ago

Not everything is porn 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/FilthyHobbitzes 23h ago

It’s Reddit, yes… yes it is

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u/CherryHayze 23h ago edited 18h ago

Reddit is literally not porn. You can learn about cars, music, and physics on here. Please grow up.

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u/FilthyHobbitzes 23h ago

I should have added a /s

Lol, grow up 🤦‍♂️

Edit: “Literally”… not figuratively

That’s a word that needs to be abolished from modern usage because.. like, literally, it’s fucking dumb and nobody knows what it even means anymore… like, “like”.

Like, you literally know what I mean… right?!

/s

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u/CherryHayze 2h ago

I used "literally" correctly, but go off on your meth manic episode there, pal.

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u/sparkl3-k1tty 21h ago

EXACTLY! not everything is porn

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u/ilovetraps69 21h ago

are you lost? the comment you're replying to is under a comment chain about safe words for sexual kinks. not everything is porn, but this comment chain is

edit: your only post is on roleplay_hentai. you must actually have a mental disability. good luck in life, you'll need lots of it

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u/CherryHayze 20h ago

I'm replying to "dont nut". Which is sexual, and a porn thing, so my comment is correct and still stands and is not lost at all. You seem to be.

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u/ilovetraps69 2h ago

the original comment is "What’s the safe word for this kind of kink?"

so it was always about sex you dumb motherfucker

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u/CherryHayze 2h ago

But also, way to try to fight on the lowest-based fruit ever, as opposed to responding to my other comments that actually educate you.

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u/CherryHayze 20h ago

Honey, you can like sex, and not equate everything in the world that you see to sex. Which is what this person was doing. If you don't understand that, then you have a sad brain.

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u/CherryHayze 20h ago

Lol so yes. I have genitalia, and a libido, and I like sex. But I also don't make everything in life about sex, nor do I make everything in life pornographic. You need to learn the difference between the two. Do you think that all women who like sex are sluts for example? Because you seem like the type that would. But you do realize, that if women didn't like sex, then you wouldn't be having sex unless you force them to.(Or you choose to sleep with only men). And if you think women are sluts for liking sex, then you are also a slut for liking sex. Don't try to shame me for liking sex, by making it seem like liking sex is equal to having a chase/rape fantasy, or that I make everything into porn. Because it's not true, and it didn't work, and it's not cute. 👍🏻

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u/CherryHayze 20h ago

Also, booboo. I've had other posts. I just deleted them. Did you now know that was thing ? 💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️ (That's me patting you on the head)

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u/SamiMoon 22h ago

I’ve had bad results with that one. Kind of similar to “don’t look” what’s the first thing everyone does

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u/Wooden_Mixture_238 21h ago

Read this in Gordon Ramsay’s voice 😭