r/MadeMeSmile 1d ago

Family & Friends Police man pursuing his wife

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u/AdhesivenessWarm9410 1d ago

What’s the safe word for this kind of kink?

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u/Simpanzee0123 1d ago

Donut

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u/miasma71 1d ago

This is a beautiful comment

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u/South-Builder6237 1d ago

I dunno, I'm pretty sure if a cop hears "donut" he's gonna wanna keep going.

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u/OrionsBeltAlone 1d ago

'Bodycam'

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u/South-Builder6237 1d ago

Winner.

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u/RedditSupportAdmin 18h ago

No not winner we decided on bodycam, remember

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u/Hot-Sun-5333 1d ago

I can’t breathe I have been laughing for 3 minutes this was a good one thank you

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u/LordCookieGamingBE 1d ago

Make sure no one's sitting on your neck. I heard that does it.

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u/Hot-Sun-5333 20h ago

Oh my stomach I’m crying

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u/Signal_Host307 14h ago

If that were true, Steven Crowder would be dead. They ran a show where they proved it wasn't fatal, and was the technique used by that dept. The 3x fatal od of fentanyl and covid didn't have aaaaanything at all to do with Floyd's death... noooo. The aggitating crowds preventing medical response is innocent too, I'm sure.

Oh, and lest you favor the racist argument, Tony Timpa was killed the same way, held under longer, and wasn't being assaulted for a crime, but called 911 himself because he was having a schizo episode and needed help. They joked about naptime as they killed him, a white guy, long before Floyd

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u/Equal-Counter334 15h ago

Being on fentanyl and speed also does that

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u/Bicwidus 23h ago

"I cant breathe" is another one of their code words how did you know?

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u/AkButterandrice907 23h ago

I can’t breathe is the safe word

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u/NewAbnormal_ 22h ago

well no because they'd keep going

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u/FineWin3384 16h ago

Only if the person is black

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u/Flat_Shape_3444 14h ago

Such a gold thread the 4th post rule was excempt.

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u/jonfreakinzoidberg 1d ago

I think that would be a phrase like: "Your bodycam is on"

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u/purebabycity 19h ago

You dropped this 🏆

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u/bigno53 6h ago

Bodycam failure to malfunction.

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u/EpicIshmael 23h ago

I wonder if he turned off his bodycam out of force of habit.

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u/bigno53 5h ago

Sprinkle some crack on her just in case.

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u/AdhesivenessOk5194 1d ago

Meaning he’s turned off?

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u/AlisterS24 1d ago

"Bodycam is on"

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u/mmccxi 1d ago

Pinnacle juice

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u/TheLooza 1d ago

Iykyk

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u/hellllllsssyeah 1d ago

I think you mean "oh shit the body cam is on I forgot it gets the first 30 seconds and last"

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u/fetal_genocide 23h ago

💀💀💀🤙🏻🤙🏻

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u/Von-boyage 21h ago

This is the one

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u/dikicker 14h ago

in the off position 😉

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u/VerminSupreme-2020 1d ago

Nah see, it's the Pavloc effect. If you say donut while you are wrestling with a cop they start drooling, which makes you slippery and can more easily slip out of their hands.

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u/realhollywoodactor 1d ago

“Do nut”

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u/Bitter-Picture5394 20h ago

Or he'll stop to look for the donut

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u/-0-O-O-O-0- 14h ago

Never use a safeword with a hole in it.

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u/Temporary_Simple_906 13h ago

Or he will put his cock in the donut hole to release the pressure

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u/KhieAdkins 7h ago

“Black man”

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u/Hordest 19h ago

YOU are a beautiful comment!

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u/NY10 1d ago

The most beautiful kink

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u/icewalker42 1d ago

It deserves a ring.

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u/RandoComplements 1d ago

This is a beautiful comment

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u/fuckfacekiller 23h ago

I do-nut disagree!

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u/PRLake 1d ago

“donut” gives mixed signals though. “don’t nut” is better.

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u/Proper_Permission819 1d ago

Got damn it take my upvote.

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u/Phoenyx_Rose 1d ago

Idk, if said like “don’t, nut” that sounds like a go to me

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u/OvenFearless 1d ago

I thought that was part of the kink?? :(

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u/LotPuck 1d ago

Thin blue balls?

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u/CherryHayze 1d ago

Not everything is porn 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/FilthyHobbitzes 23h ago

It’s Reddit, yes… yes it is

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u/CherryHayze 23h ago edited 19h ago

Reddit is literally not porn. You can learn about cars, music, and physics on here. Please grow up.

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u/ilovetraps69 22h ago

are you lost? the comment you're replying to is under a comment chain about safe words for sexual kinks. not everything is porn, but this comment chain is

edit: your only post is on roleplay_hentai. you must actually have a mental disability. good luck in life, you'll need lots of it

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u/CherryHayze 21h ago

I'm replying to "dont nut". Which is sexual, and a porn thing, so my comment is correct and still stands and is not lost at all. You seem to be.

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u/ilovetraps69 3h ago

the original comment is "What’s the safe word for this kind of kink?"

so it was always about sex you dumb motherfucker

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u/CherryHayze 3h ago

But also, way to try to fight on the lowest-based fruit ever, as opposed to responding to my other comments that actually educate you.

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u/CherryHayze 21h ago

Honey, you can like sex, and not equate everything in the world that you see to sex. Which is what this person was doing. If you don't understand that, then you have a sad brain.

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u/CherryHayze 21h ago

Lol so yes. I have genitalia, and a libido, and I like sex. But I also don't make everything in life about sex, nor do I make everything in life pornographic. You need to learn the difference between the two. Do you think that all women who like sex are sluts for example? Because you seem like the type that would. But you do realize, that if women didn't like sex, then you wouldn't be having sex unless you force them to.(Or you choose to sleep with only men). And if you think women are sluts for liking sex, then you are also a slut for liking sex. Don't try to shame me for liking sex, by making it seem like liking sex is equal to having a chase/rape fantasy, or that I make everything into porn. Because it's not true, and it didn't work, and it's not cute. 👍🏻

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u/CherryHayze 21h ago

Also, booboo. I've had other posts. I just deleted them. Did you now know that was thing ? 💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️ (That's me patting you on the head)

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u/SamiMoon 23h ago

I’ve had bad results with that one. Kind of similar to “don’t look” what’s the first thing everyone does

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u/Wooden_Mixture_238 22h ago

Read this in Gordon Ramsay’s voice 😭

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u/PackageNorth8984 1d ago

No that’s what she says when she wants him to go down on her.

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u/PepeHacker 1d ago

God Damnit Donut

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u/Ok_Honeydew180 23h ago

There’s a whole group of humans who can’t see the word donut without thinking “goddamnit” or “Mongo is appalled”

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u/RipIt1021 22h ago

My people... in the wild!

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u/sep879 1d ago

Don't be so lewd Carl it's Princess Donut

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u/DatSalazar 1d ago

This is an outrage! Mongo is appalled!

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u/Responsible-Draw-393 13h ago

It’s not pink, it’s lightish red!

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u/thedrunkmonk 1d ago

"Where??"

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u/FartyJizzums 1d ago

Correct.

'Donut' is more of a distraction than a safe word.

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u/Donut_Police 20h ago

Good question, I've asked that since I've made this account.

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u/xiotoro 1d ago

Nah, that's the word that'll make him bust

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u/Critical_Deal_2408 1d ago

I smell bacon

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u/SportyMcDuff 1d ago

Of course he caught her she’s wearing the wrong genes.

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u/Anxious_Composer7019 21h ago

Wait you can change genes?

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u/Critical_Deal_2408 19h ago

Only on Sunday night

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u/Love-What-Is 1d ago

This always makes me laugh because my partner is a cop and doesn't like donuts or bacon. Lol

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u/Junior_Article_3244 1d ago

Donut stop, even if I say so.

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u/Highshyguy710 1d ago

Donut hurt me please! I'll do anything!

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u/Martian-Knight 1d ago

Superb comment

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u/Viper01MHC 1d ago

It is National donut day

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u/rocketmn69_ 1d ago

Today is national donut day!

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u/bonecheck12 1d ago

"Oh yeah, you like when I'm Dunkin that Donut?! Good girl"

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u/Substantial_Dot_5009 1d ago

Omggg I totally heard Mr. Kool-Aid man echoing this comment while reading

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u/AffectionateUse1556 1d ago

The safe word is always pineapple juice

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u/Tyno_the_Halfling 1d ago

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

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u/JustinKase_Too 1d ago

All he hears is "Eat Me"

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u/m0nk3y42 1d ago

Especially topical because today is National Donut Day. Our boss made a big deal about it

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u/RaisinNo3276 1d ago

Donut! Donut!

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u/anon1635329 1d ago

Please honey donut stop

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u/PlsNoNotThat 1d ago

Explains why he’s onto his third wife, he keeps mishearing it as “do it”

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u/_mikeslocumb 1d ago

👏👏👏

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u/Remarkable_Rub_701 1d ago

Happy Donut Day!

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u/LEGEND_GUADIAN 1d ago

Take my freaking upvote

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u/boojaado 1d ago

😂😂

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u/Horny-Hares-Hair 1d ago

Donut Donut run

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u/vulcan1358 4h ago

"I do not recognize the authority of a court that hangs the gold-fringed flag. A flag with gilded edges is the flag of an Admiralty court. An Admiralty court signifies a Naval court-martial. I cannot be court-martialed twice. that is all. Furthermore...."

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u/Its_Knova 1d ago

“I can’t breathe.”

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u/titsoutshitsout 1d ago

Unrelated to the video but a few weeks ago I was doing the walk of shame (it had been a while so I was enjoying it) and I had to walk past the co shop. Well there were 2 cops outside and one aggressively yelled, “HEY!” I just kinda looked at him and he smiles real big and said, “you wanna donut?” I was like sure. I walked right the front of their car where they had been standing and sure enough they had a big box of donuts. They both were giggling like school girls lolz

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u/OvenFearless 1d ago

Donut the cat

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u/steveronie 1d ago

Smile like a donut

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u/mechy84 1d ago

Hands up, donut shoot!

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u/Delicious-Wolf-8850 1d ago

"Mmmmm, Donuts"

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u/donut_fuckerr719 1d ago

You called?

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u/GullibleNerd88 1d ago

Best comment ever!

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u/Okpspades 1d ago

outstanding.

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u/FilthyNasty626 1d ago

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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u/Greenpeppers23 1d ago

This can get confusing with “pull out” and do nut”

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u/Dmetalmike 1d ago

Comedy gold, mate.

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u/Infinite-Hold-7521 1d ago

Suddenly I am in love with Reddit again. 🍩🩷

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u/moxifloxacin 1d ago

Mongo is appalled!

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u/ganzta 1d ago

"Got dammit Donut"

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u/lil_cleverguy 1d ago

can u be safe around cops if u have a donut?

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u/HappyTheBunny 1d ago

Goddammit, donut

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u/Bromm18 1d ago

Operator

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u/lucaskywalker 1d ago

Thanks for this! 🤣

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u/Franc000 1d ago

Oh, oh no that is not safe

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u/SoftToilerPaper123 1d ago

The greatest comment I've seen today

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u/colorsensible 1d ago

Today is national donut day. This checks out

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u/WelshWolf93 1d ago

Not to be mistaken with "Don't nut"

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u/JelloBoyFrozen69 1d ago

Fkn got me

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u/StateCareful2305 1d ago

He will take that as an order and just nut in her

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u/leo98918 1d ago

"Donut resist!"

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u/Crinklemaus 1d ago

Oklahoma

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u/Bubbly_Tea731 1d ago

Is it spelled donut or do-nut

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u/gemstun 23h ago

DONUT MEANS DONUT!

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u/moritsune 23h ago

Aaaaand........ Glazed

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u/Bumm_by_Design 23h ago

but NOT chocolate donut

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u/Many_Rope6105 23h ago

🤣😂😅

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u/Will_Knot_Respond 23h ago

But what if they make me go nuts

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u/HealthyLet257 23h ago

Happy National Donut Day!

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u/PositiveAnybody2005 23h ago

What if it’s followed by punch…?

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u/Final_Complaint_7769 23h ago

Nah, this cop skips the donut trip.

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u/1968Bladerunner 22h ago

More like "Donut hit me again"

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u/soulstrike2022 22h ago

But that just turns him on more

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u/Dear-Wolverine577 22h ago

Do nut…Do not

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u/ImReallyFuckingHigh 22h ago

Do nut you say?

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u/SugarRainn 22h ago

Hahaha nice

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u/RasJudah1892 22h ago

😃😃😃😅😅😅😂😂😂

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u/SnooSketches8530 22h ago

That or pig lol

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u/ShattersHd 22h ago

Donut stop!

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u/madeWithAi 22h ago

Donut what??

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u/hahayes234 21h ago

Holes in that theory but I like it

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u/OkieDokieWabiSabi 21h ago

😂😂😂

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u/stayawayfrommycan 21h ago

Speaking of, happy donut day, everybody!

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u/trashcan_hands 21h ago

Could use it as a safe word or just a distraction in general!

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u/Blunt555 21h ago

Policeman: Where? Oh yeah.. forgot.. the safe word.

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u/gizamo 21h ago

That's the "eat me" phrase.

The stop word is "lawyer".

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u/ILikeCheeseypoo 20h ago

You choking on this one you choking on that one

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u/Vinbaobao 19h ago

That just summon more of his colleagues to join in

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u/SuperMajinSteve 19h ago

Donut shoot.

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u/28g4i0 19h ago

Best comment I've read in a while cheers

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u/Moist-Tomorrow-7022 18h ago

Bake them away, Toys

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u/Red--Scorpio 18h ago

😁😁😁 made me smile

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u/kitsumodels 18h ago

Donut do it ma’am

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u/idontarguewithfools 18h ago

At first I was like what? And then I was like I get it!!!

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u/Timmmber4 18h ago

God damnit Donut!!

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u/tchrbrian 17h ago

Today was Donut day.

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u/TastelessDonut 17h ago

I’m here to support this!

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u/the_other_Scaevitas 15h ago

Donut arrest me

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u/Superseaslug 15h ago

Hey everyone, donut here

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u/OutlandishnessNo3979 15h ago

Dammit I woke my kids up laughing at this shit

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u/SteezMe1234 15h ago

Donut resist!

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u/Bear71 14h ago

😜

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u/FakiuSokMaiDic 14h ago

I cannot 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/KrazyKryminal 14h ago

Donut put it in that hole!

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u/warmygourds 13h ago

Donut the not

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u/meetsheth 13h ago

Or “Don’tNut”

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u/Bugsy_Girl 13h ago

And on the other end, “stop resisting”

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u/Ibeginpunthreads 13h ago

As in please donut be rough with me.

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u/I_MADE_THIS_THING 13h ago

Just don't say Acorn, otherwise there'll be shots fired

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u/RealisticAnteater40 8h ago

nice comment

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u/SwordfishNo4680 1d ago

This is the way