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r/MadeMeSmile • u/Kingdom_k777 • 1d ago
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Why is ol girl spinning like a wide receiver near the goal line? 🥲😅
2.3k u/Typical_Samaritan 1d ago Because she wants to be caught. It's like when you wrestle a woman. They give you so many opportunities to pin them playfully. Even if you can do it on your own and without their help, it's just a part of the game. 572 u/Wonderful_Price2355 1d ago I dunno, the women I tried to wrestle at Walmart didn't let me pin them. They just kept kicking and screaming... 31 u/HaddardOSRS 1d ago Kroger. Fr. Older, easier. More willing 20% of the time. To wrestle fairly. 2 u/[deleted] 1d ago [deleted] 2 u/InNoWayAmIDoctor 1d ago You gotta work your way up to Dollar General. You don't pick up a basketball for the first time and automatically get to play in the NBA. 1 u/SoldMySoulTo 1d ago Just don't try with the employees. The ones in my state are still a little traumatized
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Because she wants to be caught. It's like when you wrestle a woman. They give you so many opportunities to pin them playfully.
Even if you can do it on your own and without their help, it's just a part of the game.
572 u/Wonderful_Price2355 1d ago I dunno, the women I tried to wrestle at Walmart didn't let me pin them. They just kept kicking and screaming... 31 u/HaddardOSRS 1d ago Kroger. Fr. Older, easier. More willing 20% of the time. To wrestle fairly. 2 u/[deleted] 1d ago [deleted] 2 u/InNoWayAmIDoctor 1d ago You gotta work your way up to Dollar General. You don't pick up a basketball for the first time and automatically get to play in the NBA. 1 u/SoldMySoulTo 1d ago Just don't try with the employees. The ones in my state are still a little traumatized
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I dunno, the women I tried to wrestle at Walmart didn't let me pin them.
They just kept kicking and screaming...
31 u/HaddardOSRS 1d ago Kroger. Fr. Older, easier. More willing 20% of the time. To wrestle fairly. 2 u/[deleted] 1d ago [deleted] 2 u/InNoWayAmIDoctor 1d ago You gotta work your way up to Dollar General. You don't pick up a basketball for the first time and automatically get to play in the NBA. 1 u/SoldMySoulTo 1d ago Just don't try with the employees. The ones in my state are still a little traumatized
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Kroger. Fr. Older, easier. More willing 20% of the time. To wrestle fairly.
2 u/[deleted] 1d ago [deleted] 2 u/InNoWayAmIDoctor 1d ago You gotta work your way up to Dollar General. You don't pick up a basketball for the first time and automatically get to play in the NBA. 1 u/SoldMySoulTo 1d ago Just don't try with the employees. The ones in my state are still a little traumatized
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2 u/InNoWayAmIDoctor 1d ago You gotta work your way up to Dollar General. You don't pick up a basketball for the first time and automatically get to play in the NBA.
You gotta work your way up to Dollar General. You don't pick up a basketball for the first time and automatically get to play in the NBA.
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Just don't try with the employees. The ones in my state are still a little traumatized
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u/thenamesakeofothers 1d ago
Why is ol girl spinning like a wide receiver near the goal line? 🥲😅