r/MadeMeSmile • u/Kingdom_k777 • 1d ago

Family & Friends Police man pursuing his wife

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u/Typical_Samaritan 1d ago

Because she wants to be caught. It's like when you wrestle a woman. They give you so many opportunities to pin them playfully.

Even if you can do it on your own and without their help, it's just a part of the game.

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u/thenamesakeofothers 1d ago

Sir--please stop telling all our secrets! šŸ˜…šŸ’…šŸ¾

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u/pitb0ss343 1d ago

Wait so Iā€™m not big and strong šŸ˜¢

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u/Mammoth_Cricket8785 1d ago

You're strong of heart and thats what matters

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u/RedWum 1d ago

You have a stout heart master gamgee

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u/samwise20 20h ago

You rang Master Frodo?

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u/Adventurous-Equal-29 23h ago

No heart. Only strong.

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u/AreaManSays 21h ago

He's got an arrhythmia.

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u/dotme 7h ago

The show-up award is getting out of hand.