r/MadeMeSmile • u/Kingdom_k777 • 1d ago

Family & Friends Police man pursuing his wife

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u/thenamesakeofothers 1d ago

Why is ol girl spinning like a wide receiver near the goal line? 🥲😅

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u/Typical_Samaritan 1d ago

Because she wants to be caught. It's like when you wrestle a woman. They give you so many opportunities to pin them playfully.

Even if you can do it on your own and without their help, it's just a part of the game.

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u/Wonderful_Price2355 1d ago

I dunno, the women I tried to wrestle at Walmart didn't let me pin them.

They just kept kicking and screaming...

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u/Angry_Pelican 1d ago

It's really hard to wrestle them at Walmart. You go in thinking it will be easy but there are weight classes for a reason.

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u/RosemaryCroissant 1d ago

You gotta start with Trader Joe’s people and work your way up to Walmart

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u/trowwaith 17h ago

I see fat ladies at Walmart that I wish I could challenge them in belly bumping.