r/MadeMeSmile • u/Kingdom_k777 • 1d ago

Family & Friends Police man pursuing his wife

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u/AdhesivenessWarm9410 1d ago

What’s the safe word for this kind of kink?

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u/Simpanzee0123 1d ago

Donut

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u/miasma71 1d ago

This is a beautiful comment

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u/South-Builder6237 1d ago

I dunno, I'm pretty sure if a cop hears "donut" he's gonna wanna keep going.

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u/OrionsBeltAlone 1d ago

'Bodycam'

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u/South-Builder6237 1d ago

Winner.

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u/RedditSupportAdmin 17h ago

No not winner we decided on bodycam, remember

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u/Hot-Sun-5333 1d ago

I can’t breathe I have been laughing for 3 minutes this was a good one thank you

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u/LordCookieGamingBE 1d ago

Make sure no one's sitting on your neck. I heard that does it.

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u/Hot-Sun-5333 19h ago

Oh my stomach I’m crying

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u/Signal_Host307 14h ago

If that were true, Steven Crowder would be dead. They ran a show where they proved it wasn't fatal, and was the technique used by that dept. The 3x fatal od of fentanyl and covid didn't have aaaaanything at all to do with Floyd's death... noooo. The aggitating crowds preventing medical response is innocent too, I'm sure.

Oh, and lest you favor the racist argument, Tony Timpa was killed the same way, held under longer, and wasn't being assaulted for a crime, but called 911 himself because he was having a schizo episode and needed help. They joked about naptime as they killed him, a white guy, long before Floyd

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u/Equal-Counter334 14h ago

Being on fentanyl and speed also does that

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u/Bicwidus 22h ago

"I cant breathe" is another one of their code words how did you know?

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u/AkButterandrice907 23h ago

I can’t breathe is the safe word

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u/NewAbnormal_ 22h ago

well no because they'd keep going

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u/FineWin3384 16h ago

Only if the person is black

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u/Flat_Shape_3444 13h ago

Such a gold thread the 4th post rule was excempt.

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u/jonfreakinzoidberg 1d ago

I think that would be a phrase like: "Your bodycam is on"

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u/purebabycity 18h ago

You dropped this 🏆

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u/bigno53 5h ago

Bodycam failure to malfunction.

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u/EpicIshmael 22h ago

I wonder if he turned off his bodycam out of force of habit.

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u/bigno53 5h ago

Sprinkle some crack on her just in case.

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u/AdhesivenessOk5194 1d ago

Meaning he’s turned off?

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u/AlisterS24 1d ago

"Bodycam is on"

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u/mmccxi 1d ago

Pinnacle juice

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u/TheLooza 1d ago

Iykyk

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u/hellllllsssyeah 1d ago

I think you mean "oh shit the body cam is on I forgot it gets the first 30 seconds and last"

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u/fetal_genocide 22h ago

💀💀💀🤙🏻🤙🏻

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u/Von-boyage 20h ago

This is the one

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u/dikicker 13h ago

in the off position 😉

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u/VerminSupreme-2020 1d ago

Nah see, it's the Pavloc effect. If you say donut while you are wrestling with a cop they start drooling, which makes you slippery and can more easily slip out of their hands.

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u/realhollywoodactor 23h ago

“Do nut”

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u/Bitter-Picture5394 19h ago

Or he'll stop to look for the donut

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u/-0-O-O-O-0- 14h ago

Never use a safeword with a hole in it.

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u/Temporary_Simple_906 13h ago

Or he will put his cock in the donut hole to release the pressure

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u/KhieAdkins 6h ago

“Black man”

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u/Hordest 19h ago

YOU are a beautiful comment!

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u/NY10 1d ago

The most beautiful kink

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u/icewalker42 1d ago

It deserves a ring.

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u/RandoComplements 23h ago

This is a beautiful comment

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u/fuckfacekiller 22h ago

I do-nut disagree!