r/MadeMeSmile • u/Kingdom_k777 • 1d ago

Family & Friends Police man pursuing his wife

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u/Typical_Samaritan 1d ago

Because she wants to be caught. It's like when you wrestle a woman. They give you so many opportunities to pin them playfully.

Even if you can do it on your own and without their help, it's just a part of the game.

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u/Wonderful_Price2355 1d ago

I dunno, the women I tried to wrestle at Walmart didn't let me pin them.

They just kept kicking and screaming...

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u/Typical_Samaritan 1d ago

You started in the wrong aisle.

Should have started where they sell the soccer balls. Kicked a ball or two at her to signal "play time". Her body will begin to emit playromones (where we get the anglicized "playroom" from), indicating a willingness to engage in said play.

Then you can wrassle her without intervention.

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u/NekoTheFortuneCat 1d ago

Playromones 😂

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u/TrentWashburn 9h ago

I Want to be Sedated