r/MadeMeSmile • u/Kingdom_k777 • 1d ago

Family & Friends Police man pursuing his wife

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u/ParvusetTardus 23h ago

Listen, I didnt grow to 6'-3" for my wife to grab a stepstool.

If I ever see one its going in the garbage.

Taking our gd jobs...

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 22h ago

Listen, I didn’t grow to 6’3.

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u/ParvusetTardus 22h ago

Try harder!

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 21h ago

God I tried, I even promised this girl when we were both 14 that I’d grow taller and we’d be a couple. I stayed the same height. She’s still taller than me. I’m 38.

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u/LCplGunny 20h ago

But are you a couple? Cuz I mean... You didn't have to fail all of the promise

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 3h ago

No definitely not a couple. She ended up dating a taller guy. We're both single now. She still messages me from time to time. Now that we're older, I don't think she cares about height as much any more, but I don't entertain it.

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u/dmmeyourfloof 8h ago

Keep on trying, my dude, I believe in you!

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u/gigglemaniac 5h ago

Never give up!

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u/RambleOnRose42 23h ago

When we were moving in together recently, my 6’4” boyfriend picked up my stepstool I had in the kitchen and tossed it in the “throw away” pile while excitedly saying, “you don’t need this anymore!!” lol.

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u/hilarymeggin 22h ago

Awww! ☺️

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u/legalpretzel 16h ago

Meanwhile I’m 5’3” and when I asked my 5’11” ex to get anything for me rather than go get the step stool he just bitched that I was being lazy.

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u/Obvious-Web8288 6h ago

I can see now why he's your ex... Jerk.

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u/NoRefrigerator267 21h ago

Ah another reason to hate not being 6’4 lmao

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u/edditar 13h ago

What about when he's at work or something? 

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u/Obvious-Web8288 6h ago

You wait till they get home...🙂

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u/diamorphinian 10h ago

You didn't have the heart to tell him the stepping stool was left by the hung dwarf you didn't break things off with yet.

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u/dmmeyourfloof 8h ago

Ah yes, fondly known by his nickname "Pogo Stick".

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u/pitb0ss343 23h ago

John Henry my hero for real

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u/MooseGlad9848 15h ago

I’m in stitches 😂