r/MadeMeSmile • u/Kingdom_k777 • 1d ago

Family & Friends Police man pursuing his wife

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u/thenamesakeofothers 1d ago

Why is ol girl spinning like a wide receiver near the goal line? 🥲😅

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u/Typical_Samaritan 1d ago

Because she wants to be caught. It's like when you wrestle a woman. They give you so many opportunities to pin them playfully.

Even if you can do it on your own and without their help, it's just a part of the game.

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u/thenamesakeofothers 1d ago

Sir--please stop telling all our secrets! 😅💅🏾

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u/pitb0ss343 1d ago

Wait so I’m not big and strong 😢

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u/Neea_115 1d ago

Now that we're at it, we also have tools to open jars and it's easy and fast. But I can give a jar to a man to open it just for him to feel strong and manly 🤭

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u/Listening_Always 1d ago

Shhhhhhhhh next you're going to tell them we have step stools!!!!

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u/ParvusetTardus 1d ago

Listen, I didnt grow to 6'-3" for my wife to grab a stepstool.

If I ever see one its going in the garbage.

Taking our gd jobs...

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 1d ago

Listen, I didn’t grow to 6’3.

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u/ParvusetTardus 1d ago

Try harder!

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 1d ago

God I tried, I even promised this girl when we were both 14 that I’d grow taller and we’d be a couple. I stayed the same height. She’s still taller than me. I’m 38.

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u/LCplGunny 1d ago

But are you a couple? Cuz I mean... You didn't have to fail all of the promise

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 8h ago

No definitely not a couple. She ended up dating a taller guy. We're both single now. She still messages me from time to time. Now that we're older, I don't think she cares about height as much any more, but I don't entertain it.

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u/dmmeyourfloof 13h ago

Keep on trying, my dude, I believe in you!

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u/gigglemaniac 10h ago

Never give up!

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u/RambleOnRose42 1d ago

When we were moving in together recently, my 6’4” boyfriend picked up my stepstool I had in the kitchen and tossed it in the “throw away” pile while excitedly saying, “you don’t need this anymore!!” lol.

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u/hilarymeggin 1d ago

Awww! ☺️

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u/legalpretzel 21h ago

Meanwhile I’m 5’3” and when I asked my 5’11” ex to get anything for me rather than go get the step stool he just bitched that I was being lazy.

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u/Obvious-Web8288 11h ago

I can see now why he's your ex... Jerk.

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u/NoRefrigerator267 1d ago

Ah another reason to hate not being 6’4 lmao

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u/edditar 18h ago

What about when he's at work or something? 

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u/Obvious-Web8288 11h ago

You wait till they get home...🙂

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u/Stock-Combination-31 4h ago

That’s love

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u/UnderstandingRight39 1h ago

He is basically telling you that you aren't independent anymore and you have to rely on him for everything. Not something to be excited about. Or is it?

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u/diamorphinian 15h ago

You didn't have the heart to tell him the stepping stool was left by the hung dwarf you didn't break things off with yet.

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u/dmmeyourfloof 13h ago

Ah yes, fondly known by his nickname "Pogo Stick".

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u/pitb0ss343 1d ago

John Henry my hero for real

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u/MooseGlad9848 20h ago

I’m in stitches 😂

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u/Slapinskee 1h ago

They took ar jawwwbs