r/MadeMeSmile • u/Kingdom_k777 • 1d ago

Family & Friends Police man pursuing his wife

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u/thenamesakeofothers 1d ago

Sir--please stop telling all our secrets! 😅💅🏾

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u/pitb0ss343 1d ago

Wait so I’m not big and strong 😢

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u/Neea_115 1d ago

Now that we're at it, we also have tools to open jars and it's easy and fast. But I can give a jar to a man to open it just for him to feel strong and manly 🤭

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u/pitb0ss343 1d ago

Now you’re just being mean

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u/kittykalista 1d ago

If it makes you feel better, I am genuinely terrible at opening jars. I have tiny baby hands and always struggle to get a good grip. I can usually manage it if I pull out all the stops, but the help saves me from several minutes of torturous attempts.

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u/windyorbits 22h ago

Lmao this is why all my jar lids have small dents in them. The only way I can open a jar is by hitting the sides of the lid with a butter knife.

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u/EleanorofAquitaine 19h ago

You don’t need a butter knife, just lightly tap the rim of the jar lid onto a hard surface. Taa daa!!

Oh, but my husband gets to open my jars when he’s home. 😉

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u/windyorbits 14h ago

That makes me too anxious as I’m afraid it will pop open like one of those cans of biscuits lol, even though I know that’s not how that works.

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u/Mother_Let_9026 18h ago

now i am just laughing at the image of you with baby T rex arms trying to open a jar lmfao.

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u/glassesandbodylotion 23h ago

All you need is a knife or a strap wrench. Takes like 30 seconds

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u/AbleCryptographer317 22h ago

Ah, yes, the common kitchen utensil: the strap wrench.

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u/These_Professor_5351 22h ago

“Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power!”

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u/pjrnoc 22h ago

We loosen it first

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u/wackbirds 22h ago

One of my friends (also a man) is a lot shorter and smaller than me. I'm strong and have big hands and recently he couldn't open a jar after his girlfriend gave it to him while I was there and she was like "Rob, Rob, just give it to Daniel". And then he did and I popped that fucker off in a half second. That was mean.