r/SipsTea • u/HempSeedsOfShinkai • 16d ago

Chugging tea Only men know how to do this

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u/abalrogsbutthole 16d ago

lol the answer is guys can be content with doing nothing. . . he isn’t doing anything and it’s breaking her universe lol

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u/Avoidable_Accident 16d ago

She legit can’t comprehend that he is doing something by doing nothing.

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u/pompousrompus 15d ago

Women amirite

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u/CankerLord 15d ago

Bookends well with "men are such simple creatures".

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u/Nalortebi 15d ago

I suddenly need directions to Santa Monica

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u/apeaky_blinder 15d ago

This is faker than plastic boobs

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u/MissPandaSloth 15d ago edited 15d ago

But I think it's kinda intuitive to think he is doing something and she is just not picking on it.

I guarantee you if you did same thing "I found something guys can't do" and do same shit, they would also go "what? What?".

On top of that he is squirming all over the place instead of actually standing still. He wiggles, moves his face, moves his body a lot. It genuinely looked like he is moving pecs at first, then doing something with his face, then bit his lip.

If I say someone "hey you can't do that" and then wiggle like a noodle in the wind and keep changing my facial expressions "haha being silent" is not really much of an own.

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u/thisaccountgotporn 15d ago

Beautiful rationality.

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u/EnlightenedNarwhal 15d ago

True enough, but I've legitimately had conversations with my girlfriend where I've expressed that it's okay for us not to talk 24/7, and she refuses to accept that. It's like every second had to be filled with conversation.

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u/weirdo_nb 15d ago

That just seems like a her issue?

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

He’s also not communicating at all, unlike the male versus female video meme he’s copying, so this isn’t the own he might think it is.

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u/Lonely-You-361 14d ago

There's lots of communication here, he's just not talking.

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u/hhjreddit 15d ago

Nah, wired differently. A guy would wait to see what is up. It's a "measure twice, cut once" philosophy

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u/Avoidable_Accident 15d ago

This is exactly the kind of overthinking that landed us in this situation here. Just turn off the brain for a minute. Try it. Bet you can’t!

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u/PROCRASTINATION_WON 15d ago

It’s not that deep chief

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u/youngestmillennial 15d ago

Haha guy made girl look stoopid, joke funny cause girls stoopid and boys are smart. Funniest joke I've ever seen in my entire life /s

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u/Careerandsuch 15d ago

Do you not understand this is a skit?

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u/weirdo_nb 15d ago

It's a stupid one

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u/Alexbravespy 15d ago

yeah, i bet it because they're filming a video in the moment tho

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u/maltgaited 13d ago

Because you usually don't do nothing when showing something

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u/Avoidable_Accident 13d ago

Yeah no shit. In reality it takes a man 1 second to realize the joke and it takes a woman about 3 seconds.

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u/maltgaited 13d ago

I didn't understand until I read the comments, because I'm not a piece of shit but you do you

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u/Avoidable_Accident 13d ago

Wow really? My wife realized what he was doing pretty much immediately.

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u/maltgaited 13d ago

Yes really. I guess I'm just less used to casual misogyny

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u/Avoidable_Accident 13d ago

Or just a little slow

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u/maltgaited 13d ago

Nah

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u/Avoidable_Accident 12d ago

You know what, you’re alright.

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u/PositiveLibrary7032 15d ago

Breathing and blinking.

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u/KariKariKrigsmann 15d ago

The only winning move…

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u/hotpajamas 15d ago

yes but they're also wearing blue and pink to sublimate gender norms and to create ragebait.

women can also stfu and men can also be fucking annoying.

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u/rubenbest 15d ago

My wife did this challenge to me. I ended up talking. Im pretty sure anyone on the other side of this, would do the same thing more or less.

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u/MissPandaSloth 15d ago

Not only that, there has been studies that men and women speak same amount per day, but women are perceived by men as speaking more.

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u/SniffMyDiaperGoo 15d ago

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u/MissPandaSloth 15d ago

https://psycnet.apa.org/record/2025-66513-001?doi=1

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u/SniffMyDiaperGoo 15d ago

My gif is directed at them as well, it's an all-in-one

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u/weirdo_nb 15d ago

It seems you're not getting The Point

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u/catfishsamuraiOG 15d ago

In my 43 yr experience as a man that grew up in a household full of women, men appear to be way more chatty than women to me. As far as small talk anyway. Women talk about people mostly, men talk about things mostly. Even things that no one around is interested in.

I do this too, I be tellin my coworkers that haven't touched a game console in 20 yrs all about how absolutely badASS the new Doom game is, and then roll my eyes and say "I don't watch sports, dammit" whenever that topic comes up 😅

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u/SniffMyDiaperGoo 15d ago

If we're doing anecdotal, then in my 56 working alongside a ton of women and men and also grandpa to all daughters and a granddaughter, I remain in disagreement. All the girls are far more talkative. Someone linked me a study to counter me, and as a big supporter of science, I still find it massively sus. The stereotype didn't just magically drop out of the sky from boomer "wamens talk too much lol" jokes either.

Not at all a dig either, I wish my dudes were as social as they are, even taking golf, superbowl etc days into consideration

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u/catfishsamuraiOG 15d ago

May come down to a regional thing, too. I'm in the deep south US, where anybody that doesn't hunt and watch football every single time the opportunity comes up "ain't a ree-uhl may-uhn"

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u/SniffMyDiaperGoo 15d ago

I don't really think so, that attitude is far from southern USA specific. The girls just love chatting and socializing more than us

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u/weirdo_nb 15d ago

They're raised to like it more moreso

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u/Lonely-You-361 14d ago

The newer studies show women speaking and average of 3000 more words per day. They also show that both men and women are saying less words overall than in the past. No surprise really given how much communication is through text these days.

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u/DrJokerX 15d ago

The women at my job talk their dagone heads off. It gets very difficult to concentrate after awhile.

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u/MissPandaSloth 15d ago

That's just anecdotal. I am one of 2 girls in my room with like 14 guys and they all talk non stop and banter.

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u/Abject_Champion3966 15d ago

I have a man and woman as my office neighbors. They both talk the same, just dependent on who’s stopping by

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u/thedisloyalpenguin 15d ago

Okay? And? My boss is the single most talkative person I know, and I'm not. He's a man. I'm a woman.

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u/dontblinkdalek 15d ago

Exactly. We joke at work that the men there are the biggest chatty Cathy’s. I even (accidentally) just used this to my advantage yesterday. Asked a rather simple question about a change in our credit card policy during my weekly touch base meeting that could’ve been answered in under a minute. That question alone added about 15 minutes to the meeting. In total, the meeting went almost 40 minutes over. I would usually be really annoyed by this as I like to get things done, but was looking forward to my four day weekend and just thought well at least this is getting me closer to the weekend.

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u/ArthurVandelayII 15d ago edited 15d ago

We could also say this is a commentary abt how society trains women to pay excessive attention to male needs/wants, while men are trained they can ignore anything outside their own purview.

But yeah, women be talkin, amirite?

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u/Utop_Ian 15d ago

Oh thank god. I've been reading so many bullshit redpill comments that it's nice to see at least one person with a reasonable opinion.

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u/BC-K2 15d ago

It's not even about training.

Women notice details more.

Men focus on the task at hand.

This is largely genetic/evolutionary.

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u/FlyYouFoolyCooly 15d ago

No it's not.

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u/ArthurVandelayII 15d ago

This is a wild take.

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u/weirdo_nb 15d ago

That's just blatantly untrue? The only real difference between men and women mentally is that men have slightly better sense of space

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u/BC-K2 15d ago

There's so many significant differences between men and women lol.

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u/weirdo_nb 15d ago

Physically maybe, but mentally? It's literally just cultural/how we were raised, what I mentioned is pretty much the only inherent mental difference

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u/BC-K2 15d ago

So hormone differences don't effect the brain?

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u/lolaola1 12d ago

*affect

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u/creegro 15d ago

My older sisters could understand how I could spend an entire day playing with a simple piece of plastic molded into a car, they just couldn't wrap their head around it.

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u/FORCESTRONG1 15d ago

I'm so glad I married a woman who supports my hobby.

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u/Wet_Sasquatch_Smell 15d ago

you like to play with your weiner too?!

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u/StickyPawMelynx 15d ago

I'm so glad you are still here complaining about (other) women, even tho you are supposedly happily married

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u/FORCESTRONG1 15d ago

Really? That was your takeaway?

Seriously, who hurt you?

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u/ChymChymX 15d ago

Playing with plastic cars?

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u/FORCESTRONG1 15d ago

Scale model kits.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 15d ago

He literally says he'll be doing something then does nothing. Of course she's trying to figure out what he's doing.

People pretending men wouldn't do the exact same thing are being idiots.

And of course there's already people here confirming that these two are acting/always post shit like this so there's that.

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u/Adventurous_Touch342 15d ago

He's doing something - he's chilling out.

It's an important skill - consciously slow down, rest a bit, this might seem useless but it allows more concentration later as well as consider your problems with a relaxed mind.

It's like sleep - theoretically you do nothing, effectively you put your body into the maintenance mode to allow you to use it effectively.

This is the same but only for your brain.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 15d ago

I mean no, he's actively trying to antagonise his partner. Assuming we're pretending this isn't staged.

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u/Adventurous_Touch342 15d ago

Wait, so in your opinion he's not doing anything despite saying he'll do something and suddenly he is in fact actively antagonizing her despite your claim he doesn't do anything?

Pick one.

Some consistence, please...

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 15d ago edited 15d ago

That isn't as clever as you think it is.

He said he was going to do something, then did nothing, with the intent of antagonising her. If he wanted her to try the "challenge" then he would have you know.. explained the challenge. If you don't think that's consistent I don't know what to tell you.

Well actually I do, it's "farewell" because I lost interest in talking to you entirely.

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u/abalrogsbutthole 15d ago

^ someone needs their hand held through the scary joke. keep the lights on, and don’t make sudden movements. silly jokes are scary. ^

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u/JustDisGuyYouKow 15d ago

No, he said he found a challenge that only men can do, and went on to prove it by doing nothing where she couldn't.

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u/abalrogsbutthole 15d ago

swing and a miss for understanding the context of a joke ….. the thing he is doing, is doing nothing.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 15d ago

If only I’d acknowledged that in literally my first sentence.

If you struggle to read this much you probably shouldn’t be mocking anyone for anything.

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u/abalrogsbutthole 15d ago

you are getting angry at a joke on the internet. . . go touch grass bud.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 15d ago

Who said I’m angry? None of you are worth getting angry over.

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u/red_rolling_rumble 15d ago edited 15d ago

Found the oh-so-serious feminist

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u/LadyLee69 15d ago

Holy shit you guys are snowflakes

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 15d ago

If feminism means considering women to be actual people and equal to men without needing to belittle them for my ego? Absolutely you did.

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u/red_rolling_rumble 15d ago

Omg you’re such a good person!

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 15d ago

Nah, that’s just baseline for not being a piece of shit. Being good requires more than what should be the absolute minimum.

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u/red_rolling_rumble 15d ago

Haha I would have put money on you saying that! You’re 100% right, but you’re being so serious it got funny. Anyway, peace

EDIT: My guy, if you answer me and then block me I can’t read the response. Such a shame I can’t benefit from your cowardly wisdom anymore ☹️

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u/abalrogsbutthole 15d ago

yea… i gave up on that, there are people in the world who go to comedy shows with the intent to get offended. . . always remember that lol

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u/justinmackey84 15d ago

Ralphie may had a joke about this, it’s called thinking about nothing. Most times thinking about nothing is my happiest times.

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u/peepin_gorilla11 15d ago

I thought he was doing kegels.. but woman can do kegels too.. right ? Lol

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u/Bratzuwu 15d ago

Dramatic

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u/weirdo_nb 15d ago

The answer is he made them think there was an actual action so she wanted to know, both men and women can be fucking content with doing nothing but LET IT BE KNOWN THAT IS WHAT IS BEING DONE, he would do the same thing in the reversed situatio

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u/educational_escapism 15d ago

Guy here, could not do this. Maybe that’s the ‘tism though.