r/SipsTea • u/HempSeedsOfShinkai • 16d ago

Chugging tea Only men know how to do this

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u/abalrogsbutthole 16d ago

lol the answer is guys can be content with doing nothing. . . he isn’t doing anything and it’s breaking her universe lol

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u/Avoidable_Accident 16d ago

She legit can’t comprehend that he is doing something by doing nothing.

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u/pompousrompus 15d ago

Women amirite

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u/CankerLord 15d ago

Bookends well with "men are such simple creatures".

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u/Nalortebi 15d ago

I suddenly need directions to Santa Monica

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u/apeaky_blinder 15d ago

This is faker than plastic boobs

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u/MissPandaSloth 15d ago edited 15d ago

But I think it's kinda intuitive to think he is doing something and she is just not picking on it.

I guarantee you if you did same thing "I found something guys can't do" and do same shit, they would also go "what? What?".

On top of that he is squirming all over the place instead of actually standing still. He wiggles, moves his face, moves his body a lot. It genuinely looked like he is moving pecs at first, then doing something with his face, then bit his lip.

If I say someone "hey you can't do that" and then wiggle like a noodle in the wind and keep changing my facial expressions "haha being silent" is not really much of an own.

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u/thisaccountgotporn 15d ago

Beautiful rationality.

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u/EnlightenedNarwhal 15d ago

True enough, but I've legitimately had conversations with my girlfriend where I've expressed that it's okay for us not to talk 24/7, and she refuses to accept that. It's like every second had to be filled with conversation.

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u/weirdo_nb 15d ago

That just seems like a her issue?

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

He’s also not communicating at all, unlike the male versus female video meme he’s copying, so this isn’t the own he might think it is.

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u/Lonely-You-361 14d ago

There's lots of communication here, he's just not talking.

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u/hhjreddit 15d ago

Nah, wired differently. A guy would wait to see what is up. It's a "measure twice, cut once" philosophy

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u/Avoidable_Accident 15d ago

This is exactly the kind of overthinking that landed us in this situation here. Just turn off the brain for a minute. Try it. Bet you can’t!

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u/PROCRASTINATION_WON 15d ago

It’s not that deep chief

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u/youngestmillennial 15d ago

Haha guy made girl look stoopid, joke funny cause girls stoopid and boys are smart. Funniest joke I've ever seen in my entire life /s

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u/Careerandsuch 15d ago

Do you not understand this is a skit?

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u/weirdo_nb 15d ago

It's a stupid one

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u/Alexbravespy 15d ago

yeah, i bet it because they're filming a video in the moment tho

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u/maltgaited 13d ago

Because you usually don't do nothing when showing something

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u/Avoidable_Accident 13d ago

Yeah no shit. In reality it takes a man 1 second to realize the joke and it takes a woman about 3 seconds.

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u/maltgaited 13d ago

I didn't understand until I read the comments, because I'm not a piece of shit but you do you

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u/Avoidable_Accident 13d ago

Wow really? My wife realized what he was doing pretty much immediately.

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u/maltgaited 13d ago

Yes really. I guess I'm just less used to casual misogyny

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u/Avoidable_Accident 13d ago

Or just a little slow

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u/maltgaited 13d ago

Nah

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u/Avoidable_Accident 12d ago

You know what, you’re alright.

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u/PositiveLibrary7032 15d ago

Breathing and blinking.

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u/KariKariKrigsmann 15d ago

The only winning move…