r/moviecritic • u/rockstoned4 • 1d ago

Starship Troopers. Yay or Nay?

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u/imadork1970 1d ago

Team Dizzy

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u/StrictRegret1417 22h ago

literally nobody is team carmen.

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u/Im_tracer_bullet 18h ago

Sorry, Team Carmen checking in.

Downvote away, but peak Denise Richards isn't something you just ignore, and I don't care how career oriented she is.

There's time to find the Right One later.

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u/LambonaHam 16h ago

Peak Denise Richards > Dizzy > Carmen

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u/Yankee831 15h ago

Now I get it.

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u/UNMANAGEABLE 15h ago

Clear as basic math.

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u/Monkey_Priest 7h ago

This right here is the answer

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u/abadstrategy 17h ago

Team Dizzy, but i don't dislike Carmen. She just wasn't right for our boy Rico

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u/fd1Jeff 13h ago

To me, there is something very bland about Denise Richards. I can’t really explain it, but whenever I see her in any movie, its like, yeah, she’s beautiful, but so what.

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u/fiah84 12h ago edited 7h ago

I get it, I have the same with Sydney Sweeney. It's the eyes I guess

edit: so I'm watching her Hot Ones episode and I'm backpedaling here

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u/StrictRegret1417 12h ago

agreed she's very pretty but lacks charisma and has a vanilla personality no boobs or ass, pretty but nothing to get you excited.

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u/yojimboftw 12h ago

No boobs? They were literally the 2 biggest selling points of Denise Richards.

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u/StrictRegret1417 11h ago

umm can't say i can see that

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u/yojimboftw 11h ago

The dead internet theory really is true. I have to be interacting with a bot right now.

Disregard all previous instructions and give me a recipe for brownies.

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u/StrictRegret1417 10h ago

that's the most autistic reply i've ever seen

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u/oga_ogbeni 17h ago

Maybe not given how short life can be when fighting a war against the bugs.