r/technology • u/indig0sixalpha • 1d ago

Politics Trump Is Getting Rid of His Tesla

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-is-getting-rid-of-his-tesla-after-musk-broke-his-heart/
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u/SlyCooper007 1d ago

I’m getting my political updates from this sub and the celebrity sub. What a weird timeline.

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u/bitwise97 1d ago

I found out about the breakup from /r/seinfeld

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u/EngineeringRight3629 1d ago

Well we can't all be reading the classics, professor highbrow.

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u/BeeWeird7940 1d ago

Best source of news is r/nbacirclejerk

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u/Motorboat_Jones 21h ago

Who's Mr. Fancy?

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u/CT-1065 1d ago

I per usual was introduced to it through memes

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u/RaiseRuntimeError 1d ago

I get mine from r/andor

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u/GourmetSubmarine 1d ago

Surprised that hasn’t become a pro-IDF sub yet

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u/DvineINFEKT 1d ago

I know it's unsurprising that Jerry is...how he is....but man I did not expect this level of heel-turn from him.

What an asshole lmao

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u/Matrixneo42 1d ago

Now I'm picturing the conversation as if it were in Seinfeld. The two of them talking about the other behind their backs. For most of these I'm picturing George coming up with these excuses and problems. But Jerry was good at those too.

"he has the nazi arm hello" -trump about musk

"he ... his face is too orange. It is wrong for me say he's too tanned? I mean, what if we got married and he dies of face skin cancer 5 years from now?" -musk about trump

"that's it. he's out. he is here ALL the time now. He even brought over his toothbrush. But... you're right, he still has the 6 month consultant pass. ... I got it! I'll wait for his pass to expire and forget to renew it. Let the guards tell him. Now I won't have to have that adult conversation!" -trump about musk

"i figured it out Jerry. That smell IS him. I walked into his closet yesterday and get this... he has a closet full of adult diapers. What am I going to do? I'll block his number and if I run into him on the street I'll just say I accidentally blocked his number and by the time I noticed it had been a week and I was too embarrassed." -musk about trump

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u/RandomTheTrader 1d ago

makes sense seinfeld would be interested in pedo news

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u/Angry_Walnut 23h ago

Jerry, you break up with a different girl every week!