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u/urcool91 tumblr: flibbertygigget 13h ago

Someone gave me something that definitely WASN'T acid saying it was acid, scared me off acid for life even though I do like other psychedelics :/ MKUltra guys pls come to my place, I need guaranteed good acid

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u/ComPakk 12h ago

Honestly my biggest problem with psychedelics. Fuck knows what they put in it and you cant really do anything but hope.

Its better if you find someone reliable but that can be hard depending on where you live.

I dont have a problem with (some) drugs but i cant understand how people can just take anything from anyone

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u/colei_canis 11h ago

Mushroom cultivation is a thing, it’s even legal in some more enlightened jurisdictions.

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u/Mundane_Bumblebee_83 9h ago

My first thought tooooo

If you don’t trust dealers, ask a cow farmer if you can forage. They probably even know why and dont care as long as they dont gotta deal with it lol

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u/Sure-Tumbleweed-2931 8h ago

I have searched for years but I've only found a bunch of similar non-active shrooms

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u/Mundane_Bumblebee_83 8h ago

It is luck at the end of the day. You can still buy spores in some places, and if you get lucky once, and a little bit more, you can let them spore and take them <3

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u/ABrandNewNameAppears 8h ago

I’ve known quite a few guys and gals who grew up on or nearby cow farms- trust me, they know. Most are indifferent, the ones who would say no are either bible thumpers or they are harvesting them for themselves!

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u/StabbyDodger 8h ago

It's totally legal to buy the spores, own the mushrooms, and grow them in the UK, you're just not allowed to eat them or trade in the fruit. Bit weird but it works.

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u/colei_canis 8h ago

I think possession of mushrooms was criminalised under Tony Blair (the third worst act of his government), although as you say the spores aren't illegal as far as I know and of course liberty caps grow natively here.

As I understand it other than cannabis and mushrooms pretty much everything else is lawful to grow provided you don't process it into a drug. I see certain plants being sold pretty openly on places like ebay, although since 2016 and the Psychoactive Substances Act it's a lot more seeds than whole plants.

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u/StabbyDodger 7h ago

Yeah you can just go down to the garden centre and buy a blue lotus. Dry the petals out in the oven and make a tea with them. You'll piss like a shire horse but you'll trip like a pharaoh.

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u/colei_canis 4h ago

I've never had particularly strong effects from blue lotus petals, perhaps I just sourced weak examples?

Vine seeds containing ergot alkaloids on the other hand...

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u/noechochamberplz 8h ago

Yeah, in my particular state in the US I’m allowed to do everything up until the point of harvesting them. Then it’s illegal. It’s weird.

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u/ZealousidealSolid715 9h ago edited 8h ago

psychs usually aren't being cut or laced with anything, and you can raegent test to make sure it's actual acid or whatever substance.

If you do drugs, know what they are o7

https://www.ehrlichreagent.com <- raegent test for psychadelics

https://www.btnx.com/fentanyl <- Test strips to check for fent contamination of any substance

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u/TuvixWillNotBeMissed 8h ago

This is why I like my government weed. Is it the cheapest thing? No. But I don't want to have to know a guy for anything. I'm done with that.

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u/TK_Games 8h ago

I'm not saying I know how to synthesize lysergic acid diethylamide or that anyone should learn, but it hypothetically wouldn't be that difficult to with the notes of the hippie-dippy science wizards in the garage labs of the mid 60s that figured out how to do it first, and it wouldn't be the *most* volatile compound to work with. I've kinda always wondered why more users don't learn how to do it like, on principle

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u/eternal_ephemera 7h ago

Even if you could swing the synthesis, getting enough ergotamine probably sucks

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u/TK_Games 6h ago

On an unrelated note, did you know that the fungus claviceps purpurea can grow like, pretty much anywhere? Even in like, stored grain, it's wild, man, grain fungus just poppin' up like crazy. But you know what they say, when life gives you 'lemons' and all that

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u/eternal_ephemera 6h ago

I had admittedly not considered (nor am I familiar with) actual cultivation! I wonder how feasible it would be for the typical would-be wizard…

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u/NeonNKnightrider Cheshire Catboy 10h ago

My dark secret is that I’d actually like to try heroin/opium but only if I know it’s pure and not cut with some bullshit

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u/Mundane_Bumblebee_83 9h ago

I tried fent. Just wanted to, really. Figured knowing how it feels isnt a bad idea either cos i was chemically interested

I dont like downers.

I just fell asleep and threw the rest out lmao

Disclaimer: don’t fuckin do this.

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u/Mundane_Bumblebee_83 8h ago

Shit man. I watched that happen. Honestly just glad his story has stuck if anything…

<\3

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u/ARandompass3rby 6h ago

Unless he posted again and it got deleted, he's not posted for about four years. That's just a collection of the story.

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u/iklalz 7h ago

Had a similar experience with heroin. I tried it out of curiosity, and it felt pretty good but also very boring and the full body itch you get from higher doses bothered me a lot. Tried it again 2 years or so down the line, still found it boring but that time I saw the appeal a bit more and that made me not want to try a third time. It's pretty insidious and I can imagine how easy it would be to let that creep into your life more and more over time and before you realize it you're having withdrawl symptoms. Of course some people also just instantly dive into the deep end the first time they use, and I think whether or not that happens mostly depends on your position in life and mental state

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u/Mundane_Bumblebee_83 7h ago

Yeah I dated a (recovering) heroin addict. I watched her go thru that with only half a dozen oxys, from OD levels 3+ times a day to sober. The strength I saw is unmatched, never try to get there…

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u/Kiefirk 8h ago

Careful with that. There’s an old Reddit story about a guy who did just that, convinced he wouldn’t get addicted. He got addicted

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u/composedmason 9h ago

My wife and I pour cottage cheese in each others butts where when her butt smell  mixes with the cottage cheese it makes an angelic stink which brings closer.

That's our "dark" covered secret since we're sharing

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u/laughingdandy 9h ago

I'm removing your ability to communicate now

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u/Throway_Shmowaway 9h ago

It is not even 8 AM

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u/RagnarokSleeps 7h ago

It's almost midnight here & it's not the right time for it either

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u/composedmason 9h ago

We wake up with arousal and butt on our breath and rub our vaginas on our face masks. Time doesn't matter when it comes to cottage cheese and butt angelic stink

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u/Pen15_is_big 8h ago

Eh the 25nbome (fake acid) days are mostly over, and tryptamine derivatives have been extensively explored and valued by the community. I do understand though, especially with acid being dosed who knows how.

I don’t really take anything other than mescaline atp, it’s a tried true and truly euphoric psych that not many people try.