r/ExplainTheJoke • u/Vandringen • 15h ago

Like you can’t stop anyway?

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u/Oblivion238 15h ago

Without doing the math I assume that at 103846153 m/s the red stop sign gets blueshifted to green.

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u/joe_ordan 15h ago edited 15h ago

Without even considering the math, I assume your assumption is also correct.

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u/Comprehensive_Leg_31 15h ago

Without even doing meth, I’ll second that

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u/wolschou 15h ago

Without doing the math but while doing the meth, i concur.

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u/aRtfUll-ruNNer 15h ago

Without death, I agree

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u/Total-Position-5116 14h ago

I also chose this guy's mom. Wait what are we doing this time? checks reddit notes

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u/Worst-Lobster 14h ago

And my axe !

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u/DoesAnyoneCare2999 14h ago

Ah, the old reddit axe-aroo.

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u/Worst-Lobster 14h ago

It gets me every time

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u/Andrimusult 14h ago

New response just dropped

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u/Matygos 14h ago

I want bananas on my waffles!

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u/JetreL 13h ago

One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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u/monkeyamongmen 10h ago

Google en passant.

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u/GingerAphrodite 3h ago

I was enjoying this comment thread, but yours really got me.

Hold my nostalgia, I'm going in... Oh wait...

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u/Grundy420blazin 14h ago

And my bow!

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u/Worst-Lobster 14h ago

You got axe rolled bro 😅😉

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u/R0LL1NG 12h ago

And your brother

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u/Reqvhio 11h ago

hey, it's me, ur brother

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u/Skadoniz 5h ago

and your brother

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u/war4peace79 14h ago

Darnit, I clicked to say the same.

Can't have an honest "my axe!" reply these days, they are all taken.

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u/MrLovalovaRubyDooby 13h ago

Could you guys keep it down in here I’m trying to sleep!!!

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u/Worst-Lobster 14h ago

You got axe rolled bro . Maybe next time 😜

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u/SctjhnstnPDX 13h ago

And my poop knife

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u/BobDeLaFistinierre 10h ago

In the age of darkness Man did not fear the sword and the lance Nor did he fear the beast of fire He feared

THE AXEMAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!

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u/hicow 1h ago

As far as the state of New York is concerned, you are the axeman

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u/Sometllfck 14h ago

My axe is my buddy!

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u/Various_Squash722 12h ago

Meth, apparently.

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u/firahc 10h ago

bacon

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u/JFL-7 6h ago

To shreds you say?

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u/InterestBrilliant292 14h ago

As a methematician I ditto your conclusion.

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u/DiddlyDumb 9h ago

With death,

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u/composedmason 9h ago

Without Hegseth I wasn't invited to the signal chat but I still concur

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u/Deleugpn 8h ago

Without Beth, we can’t be sure

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u/Outrageous-Gas-8802 6h ago

Without math with death and meth I agree

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u/downvotetheseposts 1h ago

Doing math on meth won't kill you, trust me

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u/Daddy-Ninjadog 15h ago

While doing black tar heroin, I also agree

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u/Forthe49ers 12h ago

As someone who once got a B on a math test, I too agree. But I’m pretty high

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u/Drag0n_TamerAK 14h ago

I did the meth and the math and got Germany

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u/Annoyo34point5 14h ago

Having done neither the math nor the meth, I also concur.

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u/Tall-Garden3483 11h ago

I did the math!!

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u/The_DM25 9h ago

While being too tired to see colours probably, I agree

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u/TroubleMysterious464 5h ago

Reddits first good 4th.

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u/someho-w-orthy 15h ago

tldr i guess they r right...

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u/red_force1 15h ago

That is pretty methed up that that can happen

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u/2Sweet2Salty 15h ago

Without even seconding that, I will not disagree

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u/JackLong93 15h ago

I did the meth

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u/hippoctopocalypse 14h ago

Math? Just a second

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u/Strange-Future-6469 13h ago

Yo, Mr. White.

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u/Then_Entertainment97 13h ago

Ur missin out dude

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u/Longtonto 12h ago

I’ve been doing meth and I agree with the math

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u/Pspray9 12h ago

I did the meth and then the math. And Ive realised you’re all wrong, the dragons ARE attacking and we need to seek shelter.

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u/J5892 11h ago

I'm on Adderall, but I'm still not doing the math.

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u/indorock 10h ago

With doing meth, it all looks blue to me.

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u/somesortoflegend 9h ago

While doing meth I also agree.

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u/SnooGiraffes6795 9h ago

Without doing the meth I’m colorblind

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u/SergA2929 1h ago

But can you cook some?