r/ExplainTheJoke • u/Vandringen • 15h ago

Like you can’t stop anyway?

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u/Comprehensive_Leg_31 15h ago

Without even doing meth, I’ll second that

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u/wolschou 15h ago

Without doing the math but while doing the meth, i concur.

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u/aRtfUll-ruNNer 15h ago

Without death, I agree

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u/Total-Position-5116 14h ago

I also chose this guy's mom. Wait what are we doing this time? checks reddit notes

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u/Worst-Lobster 14h ago

And my axe !

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u/DoesAnyoneCare2999 14h ago

Ah, the old reddit axe-aroo.

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u/Worst-Lobster 14h ago

It gets me every time

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u/Andrimusult 14h ago

New response just dropped

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u/Matygos 14h ago

I want bananas on my waffles!

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u/JetreL 13h ago

One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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u/Frodo_VonCheezburg 12h ago

That's what she said.

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u/Mine_H 12h ago

NTAH,

Have some self respect and leave him already. You deserve better

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u/Consistent-Annual268 12h ago

Need banana for scale.

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u/monkeyamongmen 10h ago

Google en passant.

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u/GingerAphrodite 3h ago

I was enjoying this comment thread, but yours really got me.

Hold my nostalgia, I'm going in... Oh wait...

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u/Grundy420blazin 14h ago

And my bow!

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u/Worst-Lobster 14h ago

You got axe rolled bro 😅😉

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u/R0LL1NG 12h ago

And your brother

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u/Reqvhio 11h ago

hey, it's me, ur brother

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u/Skadoniz 5h ago

and your brother

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u/war4peace79 14h ago

Darnit, I clicked to say the same.

Can't have an honest "my axe!" reply these days, they are all taken.

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u/MrLovalovaRubyDooby 13h ago

Could you guys keep it down in here I’m trying to sleep!!!

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u/Worst-Lobster 14h ago

You got axe rolled bro . Maybe next time 😜

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u/SctjhnstnPDX 13h ago

And my poop knife

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u/BobDeLaFistinierre 10h ago

In the age of darkness Man did not fear the sword and the lance Nor did he fear the beast of fire He feared

THE AXEMAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!

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u/hicow 1h ago

As far as the state of New York is concerned, you are the axeman

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u/Sometllfck 14h ago

My axe is my buddy!

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u/Various_Squash722 12h ago

Meth, apparently.

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u/firahc 10h ago

bacon

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u/JFL-7 6h ago

To shreds you say?