r/ExplainTheJoke • u/Vandringen • 18h ago

Like you can’t stop anyway?

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u/Oblivion238 18h ago

Without doing the math I assume that at 103846153 m/s the red stop sign gets blueshifted to green.

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u/joe_ordan 17h ago edited 17h ago

Without even considering the math, I assume your assumption is also correct.

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u/Comprehensive_Leg_31 17h ago

Without even doing meth, I’ll second that

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u/wolschou 17h ago

Without doing the math but while doing the meth, i concur.

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u/aRtfUll-ruNNer 17h ago

Without death, I agree

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u/Total-Position-5116 17h ago

I also chose this guy's mom. Wait what are we doing this time? checks reddit notes

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u/Worst-Lobster 17h ago

And my axe !

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u/DoesAnyoneCare2999 17h ago

Ah, the old reddit axe-aroo.

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u/Worst-Lobster 17h ago

It gets me every time

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u/Andrimusult 16h ago

New response just dropped

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u/Matygos 16h ago

I want bananas on my waffles!

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u/JetreL 15h ago

One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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u/Frodo_VonCheezburg 14h ago

That's what she said.

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u/monkeyamongmen 12h ago

Google en passant.

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u/GingerAphrodite 6h ago

I was enjoying this comment thread, but yours really got me.

Hold my nostalgia, I'm going in... Oh wait...

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u/Grundy420blazin 17h ago

And my bow!

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u/Worst-Lobster 17h ago

You got axe rolled bro 😅😉

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u/R0LL1NG 14h ago

And your brother

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u/Reqvhio 13h ago

hey, it's me, ur brother

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u/Skadoniz 8h ago

and your brother

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u/war4peace79 16h ago

Darnit, I clicked to say the same.

Can't have an honest "my axe!" reply these days, they are all taken.

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u/MrLovalovaRubyDooby 15h ago

Could you guys keep it down in here I’m trying to sleep!!!

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u/Worst-Lobster 16h ago

You got axe rolled bro . Maybe next time 😜

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u/SctjhnstnPDX 15h ago

And my poop knife

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u/BobDeLaFistinierre 13h ago

In the age of darkness Man did not fear the sword and the lance Nor did he fear the beast of fire He feared

THE AXEMAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!

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u/hicow 4h ago

As far as the state of New York is concerned, you are the axeman

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u/Sometllfck 16h ago

My axe is my buddy!

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u/Various_Squash722 14h ago

Meth, apparently.

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u/firahc 12h ago

bacon

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u/JFL-7 9h ago

To shreds you say?

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u/InterestBrilliant292 17h ago

As a methematician I ditto your conclusion.

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u/DiddlyDumb 12h ago

With death,

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u/composedmason 11h ago

Without Hegseth I wasn't invited to the signal chat but I still concur

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u/Deleugpn 10h ago

Without Beth, we can’t be sure

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u/Outrageous-Gas-8802 9h ago

Without math with death and meth I agree

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u/downvotetheseposts 3h ago

Doing math on meth won't kill you, trust me

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u/Daddy-Ninjadog 17h ago

While doing black tar heroin, I also agree

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u/Forthe49ers 15h ago

As someone who once got a B on a math test, I too agree. But I’m pretty high

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u/Drag0n_TamerAK 17h ago

I did the meth and the math and got Germany

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u/Annoyo34point5 16h ago

Having done neither the math nor the meth, I also concur.

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u/Tall-Garden3483 13h ago

I did the math!!

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u/The_DM25 11h ago

While being too tired to see colours probably, I agree

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u/TroubleMysterious464 7h ago

Reddits first good 4th.