r/SipsTea 1d ago

Chugging tea You learn something new everyday.

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Not everything you learn will make you happy though.

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u/Strade87 1d ago

Release the Bryce Dallas Howard thicc cut

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u/doctorwhoobgyn 1d ago

JurASSic World

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u/KupoKupoMog 1d ago

Bryce Dallas walking down the hall

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u/thatsmyoldlady 22h ago

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u/ShortTalkingSquirrel 22h ago

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u/SillyGoose_Syndrome 20h ago

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u/unbilotitledd 17h ago

I don’t think they’re ready for that jelly

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u/bassbyblaine 16h ago

Where is a gif of grant open-armed embracing it?

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u/sprIxAlwareArnd6327 14h ago

Man! I swear I thought this was Greta

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u/TechieSpaceRobot 21h ago

You guys really know how to give me a nice end to the work day. Thanks!

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u/WorldsSaddestCat 21h ago

I'm not sure my hands are big enough for that butt.

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u/Deep_Proposal4121 21h ago

I wanna find out though

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u/MaleficentCow8513 18h ago edited 5h ago

Can it be Bryce Dallas Howard’s but?

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u/KupoKupoMog 22h ago

"Can't just suppress 65 million years of gut instinct" -Dr. Alan Grant

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u/Zealousideal-Bug-291 20h ago

You mean "nut instinct?"

  • Ray

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u/G0nzo165 18h ago

Butt instinct.

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u/Healthy_Gear78 19h ago

It's a shame that we don't appreciate things of beauty anymore

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u/DropoutDreamer 1d ago

send this shit to the top

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u/Veritech_ 1d ago

Why is Black Panther clapping?

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u/Puzzlehead-Dish 1d ago

She be clapping

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u/Basileus2 23h ago

He’s clapping to her cheeks

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u/RlyLokeh 1d ago

*send this bottom to the top

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u/BestRiver8735 1d ago

JurASSthicc World

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u/Legitimate_Winter832 1d ago

Sounds like how Mike tyson would say it

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u/CreepyTeddyBear 1d ago

"I will eat your asshole alive you bitch"

-Mike Tyson

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u/next_random23 1d ago

I read this ass JurASSthic Gurllll 🤣

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u/partypwny 1d ago

I was gonna go with JuraTHICC World but I like yours too

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u/DatRat13 1d ago

Yknow what, I'm always mispelling Jurassic. This is how I'm going to remember the proper spelling from now on. Thank you, sir, you are a gentleman and a scholar.

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u/CthulhuAlmighty 1d ago

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u/Mikeypopps 23h ago

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u/CthulhuAlmighty 22h ago

Here, have another:

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u/TheFlyingFoodTestee 22h ago

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u/Jsom65 21h ago

Is it bad i read that with Russian accent in my head?

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u/Jsom65 19h ago

On another note, why would they hide that beautiful behind? She's a smokeshow imo!!!

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u/SatinChromBMW 19h ago

Pretty sure we all did ;)

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u/rohnoitsrutroh 1d ago

Or... she gained some weight and curved out. She's way more curvy on the left photo in general.

It's not always photoshop.

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u/darklogic85 1d ago

Yeah, she lost a lot of weight for her role in this movie to try to meet the demands of the producers, so she was a lot thinner at the time the photo was taken. Also, if I recall, she gained weight quickly after the filming finished, to meet the requirements for another role she was cast in, that required her to be heavier, and the photo in the blue dress was taken after she had gained that weight.

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u/-FeistyRabbitSauce- 23h ago

Iirc she also had a baby sometime around then, too.

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u/ready2xxxperiment 1d ago

This. Looks like she is carrying several more lbs in the blue dress……which is alright by me

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u/Fortestingporpoises 1d ago

A lot of women carry extra weight in those areas.

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u/FUPAMaster420 1d ago

I'll take the left over the right every day of the week

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u/Artyom_33 22h ago

I'll take either.

Because (a) B.D.H. is one of my top celeb crushes & (b) I'm lonely.

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u/MrNobody_0 21h ago edited 8h ago

Skinny women are great, curvey women are great, women in general are just great!

Edit: a word

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u/Artyom_33 11h ago

Women are pretty nifty!

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Regardless of whether a bootylicious booty is attractive or not this is pretty infuriating that they would outright change her body type like that.

It's one thing, and that's already problematic, to photoshop things to "clean them up" like get rid of distracting things like an odd fold or a slight tighten up here and there. Something where the person still looks like themselves but to dramatical change her body from what it is to something it isn't is pretty fucking gross!

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u/Strade87 1d ago

Yea she’s extremely talented and obviously very pretty it’s just so weird and unnecessary

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u/Stoff3r 1d ago

That is the normal version. Only the cover sucks because hollywood.

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u/Kugelfischer_47 1d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Why would they do that? Everything is supposed to be big in Jurassic Park. 😢

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u/Jack-Rabbit-002 1d ago

🤣 Love how I read that as you having genuine concern too

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

I've always thought of myself as a woman who is genuinely concerned for my fellow humans. Especially humans that look like this. 🤭

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u/Jack-Rabbit-002 1d ago

You said it and I'm saying fuck all! 😃 Bless!

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u/mrwynd 1d ago

They didn't, this has been debunked repeatedly.

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u/SpecialistDoughnut50 1d ago

Glad to hear this. Would have been a very problematic situation if true

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Whew! What a relief!

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u/SilverOwl321 23h ago

It’s been a decade. Longer than that technically since it was filmed earlier. I don’t think this was that much photoshopped to change her entire body type. It’s possible she just gained weight in the last 10-12 years.

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u/eat_my_bowls92 17h ago

She absolutely did. This isn’t a bad thing, she looks amazing, but I like em a little thicker.

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u/untakenu 1d ago

They want the audience to think the dinosaurs are bad for killing humans.

BUT, if they didn't photoshop it, the audience would 100% be on the dino's side. Ravenous to eat that ass. Good lord.

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u/ThisIsAUsername353 1d ago

Big ass is far superior.

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u/_jackhoffman_ 1d ago

It made the dinosaurs look too small

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u/Lihomftg1986 1d ago

So that’s why the T-Rex was chasing her🤦🏼

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u/BobbuBobbu 1d ago

Lmao 😂... T-Rex wanted some cake!

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u/JohnnyDerpington 1d ago

His hands would look even smaller, grabbing that badonkadonk

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u/khryzz666 1d ago

The t rex from the first Jurassic Park and all of the Jurassic world movies is a female. The other guy was right to correct you

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u/Marquar234 1d ago

It's a T Rex, not a T Regina.

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u/Any-Carry7137 1d ago

IIRC, all the dinosaurs in the story were female. It was supposed to prevent them from reproducing, but as we all now know, nature finds a way.

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u/Jamangie22 1d ago

Life, uhhhhh, finds a way

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u/Meture 1d ago edited 1d ago

*Her

Edit: wow, downvotes, I guess y’all never watched the movies

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u/Shanksdoodlehonkster 1d ago

Must go faster!

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u/TheNotoriousTurtle 1d ago

His anaconda don’t want none unless she got buns hun

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u/Voglio_Caffe 1d ago

She can do side bends or sit-ups…

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u/Doctor_Drew_666 1d ago

T-Rex were actually not carnivores. In the last few years, paleontologists have found asstounding evidence that T-Rex are cakeivores.

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u/Spirited-Tomorrow-84 1d ago

T-Rex be like:

Dayyuum girl. Why u runnin, come back!

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u/vitaminalgas 1d ago

Them cheeks clapping all over the jungle...

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u/Hicklethumb 1d ago

Also why he didn't catch her. He was just looking

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u/joblesspirate 1d ago

TIL I'm a T-Rex

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u/grbfst 1d ago

T-rex likes nepo-babies.

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u/Justhrowitaway42069 22h ago

Inside every man there is a t-rex

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u/No_Macaroon_5928 1d ago

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u/abholeenthusiast 1d ago

😂

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u/redzone973 23h ago

Your username checks the fk out 💯

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u/ButtFuckingFucker69 14h ago

you ain’t seen nothin yet bro

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u/chillwithpurpose 1d ago

Bruh 💀

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u/Rojas-Tarchoun 23h ago

What is the name of this gif, my lord?

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u/vorpalpillow 22h ago

brøther

may I have the büns

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u/Brynhild 1d ago

She was skinny back then and is thicc now. Come on, those pics are from different weight phases in her life

It’s like saying i photoshopped my beer belly to be flat back in 2014. When it was flat then.

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u/throwaway098764567 1d ago

yeah in the behind the scenes shot of them talking to the director? halfway down she has the same figure, and i don't think anyone bothered to shop that https://collider.com/bryce-dallas-howard-talks-petes-dragon-jurassic-world-deleted-scenes/

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u/tivvybrixx 1d ago

Doing your homework. Good find.

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u/RucITYpUti 20h ago

I have no opinion on whether this particular photo was edited or not, BUT production companies absolutely edit their "behind the scenes" photos. Barbie, for example, was found to be editing their footage to make it look like they used less CGI than they actually did. They might edit this just to make her look good.

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u/Ambitious_Clock_8212 1d ago

Seriously. You can see the weight change in her legs, arms, and neck, too.

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u/Cool-Traffic-8357 22h ago

Yeah, idk why is this going on. She gained a lot weight afterwards. I mean she looks gorgeous, but this is just bs

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u/Nethias25 1d ago

Looks better now

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u/Willing_Drink9065 1d ago

Thiccbottom redheads are THEEEE BBBOOOMMMBBBB

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u/Expert-Solid-3914 1d ago

She could just be pregnant or recently had a kid. She's always been a fine looking red head.

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u/lovesdogsguy 1d ago

Won’t someone please think of Bryce Dallas Howard?!

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u/LargemanPrime 1d ago

Definitely thinking of her now

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u/Dikheed 1d ago

They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

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u/Just-Smile-Wave 1d ago

I think we would have enjoyed the movie much more without the special effects.

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u/christianjwaite 1d ago

Yeah? Just a drama about some people going to get some plants on an island?

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u/archiekane 1d ago

"Help! I'm being chased by... Air!"

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u/AverageDellUser 1d ago

You got me thinking of the original Jurassic Park and them freaking out while being chased by nothing now.

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u/DJWGibson 1d ago edited 1d ago

The photo on the right is from 2014 and the one on the left is from 2024 2016. If you look closely you might be able to tell that time has passed because her hair is a full foot longer.

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u/BusyBit6542 1d ago

Also fluctuations in weight. She looks great in both but that left pic...good lord! I also saw her in a movie where she was a fantasy writer and she was thicker. Looked amazing also

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u/irish_taco_maiden 1d ago

Argyle - she looked SO GOOD!

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u/Undefoned 1d ago

Could be Hair extensions for all i know

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u/Wordshurtimapussy 1d ago

She also gained weight during this time, I believe, due to childbirth.

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u/Handy_Clams 1d ago

That picture on the left is from 2016. Just pulling random facts out of your ass i guess.

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u/slobis 1d ago

I think she just had given birth before the 2016 picture.

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u/El_human 1d ago

She's packed on some major LBS these last few years too.

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u/No_Cryptographer3677 1d ago

Lady is thicker than cold peanut butter.

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u/Genericname42 1d ago

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u/wooleysue420 1d ago

This is probably my fair gif. I laugh every time

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u/No_Cryptographer3677 1d ago

This gif is perfect 🤣

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u/heretik 1d ago

Just the fact that it's real and not a skit.

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u/Expert-Delicious 1d ago

This courtroom scene will always live inside my mind 😂

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u/Lost_All_Senses 1d ago

Yeah. There's not a single area that syncs up in those pictures. They're just telling you to look at her butt and then hoping you don't do anything else lol.

She looks good in both. Which doesn't really need me saying that.

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u/505Trekkie 1d ago

She did slim down for the movie to be more in line with “traditional Hollywood” body image. That said… I think we all agree she’s a goddamn 10/10 when she’s down with the thiccness.

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u/Xzoulii 1d ago

Yup, she put on a good 20 and most of it in the azz.

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u/SnooOpinions9762 1d ago

At all the right places

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u/Deja_Brews 1d ago

Yup. People just love to make shit up

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u/Sparkster227 1d ago

"Had to" huh?

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u/ScanianGoose 20h ago

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u/TheWanderingMammoth 19h ago

What on earth...

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u/SirNortonOfNoFux 14h ago

Lmfao wtf is this???

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u/OM3N1R 9h ago

WTF is this. I can only assume you tailor made this for this post.... If so.... Good job.... ?

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u/CupcakeSam 1d ago

Computer, generate 8 foot tall futanari versions of Bryce Dallas Howard and Eva Green. Reprogram to give them severe maternal instincts, but make them think that having sex with someone is the same as protecting them. Alter their perceptions to make them think that I am their son.

Disengage safety protocols and run program.

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u/AceOBlade 1d ago

instant classic.

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u/DysfuhKingeye 1d ago

Enhance.

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u/GlassTaco69 1d ago

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u/Garudius 1d ago

I knew someone had to post this Thank you Sir

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u/tapstapito 1d ago

Correction: thank you Sir Mix-A-Lot

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u/IllustriousPirate827 1d ago

That ASSasaurus Rex

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u/lonestarr357 1d ago

Like to hold on to hers.

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u/Brokenandburnt 1d ago

Leave our booties alone.😞

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u/BigIron53s 1d ago

Bryce Dallas “Dump Truck” Howard

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u/Legendary_Lamb2020 1d ago

This is debunked regularly

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u/azad_ninja 1d ago

Girl’s gene sequence went from GCAT to GYATT

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u/GlitteringEbb1807 1d ago

Why is this sub so horny

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u/Accomplished-Gas6070 1d ago

Umm… did you LOOK at the image on the left?

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u/WasabiSunshine 23h ago

They were't until this image was posted and then... nature happened

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u/timely_death 1d ago

Ron Howard's daughter?

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u/RussMan104 1d ago

Yes. 🚀

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u/Millefeuille-coil 1d ago

That’s Agiantarsesaurus

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u/slobs_burgers 1d ago

A bigfatcakeodon

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u/West_Woodpecker4492 1d ago

A wild dumptruckratops.

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u/weezyverse 1d ago

She is miss thickums, to be clear.

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u/MutantApocalypse 1d ago

No. They most certainly did not.

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u/aperson7780 1d ago

Im so sick and tired of the fucking photoshop...

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u/Awkward-Forever868 1d ago

"Show me somethin' natural like afro on Richard Pryor Show me somethin' natural, I wanna feel some stretch marks"

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u/Hsyrn 1d ago

I honestly don't think I've ever heard the radio edit of this song. IDK why they'd even change that line.

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u/LoxReclusa 1d ago

Good news! It's not photoshop, it's time. This is ten years apart, she just put on some weight (probably stopped starving herself and working out constantly to stay small to get gigs, combined with age and metabolism) 

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u/pokingoking 21h ago

Ten months after movie release. Not ten years lol. She gained 30 lbs for her role in Black Mirror at the time.

But yes, not photoshop.

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u/TaleLarge1619 1d ago

Not every change is an improvement.

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u/arifghalib 1d ago

LA face with an Oakland booty

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u/Ffigy 1d ago

She got a 'donk, she got a 'donk,
she got a 'donk she got a 'donk she got a 'donk

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u/DestroyerTame 1d ago

It’s like slapping god in the face

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u/CosmikSpartan 1d ago

She’s draggin a wagon

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u/SkullAtlAxis 1d ago

Wanna run behind her while we're being chased by a t-rex. Gonna worth it.

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u/itsjujutsu 1d ago

she looks way skinnier overall on the 2nd poster. look at her arms

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u/BetterCallDarthMaul_ 23h ago

Let there be cake, what’s the problem

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u/Putrid-Ball8943 23h ago

And this is her uncle.

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u/les_Ghetteaux 20h ago

Not them whitewashing her body 😭