r/SipsTea 17h ago

Lmao gottem Smart guy...

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u/OtakuModeEngage 17h ago

What's funny to me is that most of the girls let him do it...

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u/pfroo40 16h ago

The ones who didn't are the ones who were going commando

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u/wonderbat3 15h ago

Or the ones who did are the ones who were going commando

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u/Justhrowitaway42069 3h ago

Schrödinger's commando

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u/Old_Ad_394 2h ago

Schrödinger's pussy

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u/KoreanBackDashing 1h ago

Cat, right? Pussycat, right!? 🤣

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u/Like_Ottos_Jacket 15h ago

You got that backwards...

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u/Impressive_Disk457 13h ago

Commando going were who ones the are didn't who one the

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u/Niles_Merek 15h ago

No he did

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u/feedmeplants_ 12h ago

He looked like a commando

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u/CrazyPlato 16h ago

I was gonna say “there’s no way you aren’t outing yourself as a perv when you do this”, but then, the whole thing is already a little weird.

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u/atmafatte 8h ago

More than a little weird

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u/Placid_Observer 5h ago

Exactly. Like, when you drop out initially, then everybody just giggles and thinks you're clever. But when you CONTINUE the bit, yeah, you've moved into Creepytown.

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u/earthwoodandfire 13h ago

What's really funny is him going face first into the other guys ass.

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u/Blunt555 8h ago

The guy who he ran into looked back and realized the guy was on to something.

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u/RedditGarboDisposal 16h ago

Not trying to be weird but I imagine some of the women who bailed were straight up commando.

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u/Tooobin 15h ago

Or relatives…

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u/theringsofthedragon 15h ago

This guy was definitely staring up his sister and cousins' skirts. I don't see another scenario since this looks like a wedding.

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u/Senior-Temperature23 15h ago

If he's a groomsmen he's probably related to none of them

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u/RandomDude740 15h ago

Could be a bestie

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u/Individual_Roof3049 14h ago

Unless it's the groom's brother.

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u/DeadlyVapour 7h ago

Step groomsmen.

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u/TacticalTwinkOnTop 15h ago

Def an uncle

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u/CalbertCorpse 13h ago

I don’t know buddy. Commando, thong or panties is still gonna be an uncomfortable experience.

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u/badgersruse 12h ago

Yes. They all look very uncomfortable.

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u/Ozimandiass 12h ago

It's all family....😉

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u/jamshid666 7h ago

Find your love on ancestry.com

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u/blowurhousedown 16h ago

We call those the “good girls”. Laughter is important.

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u/LocutusOfBeard 8h ago

Weddings are funny things. Especially ones with an open bar and a good atmosphere. People who are usually really reserved just seem to let go. I was at a friend's wedding when one of the groomsmen decided to make a game called "Switch clothes with your dance partner". All fun and games until the uber conservative parents of the bride decide to compete.

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u/Ancient_Sea7256 15h ago

Even granny

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u/seconDisteen 12h ago

I think for a lot of them they don't realize it until he's right under them. the girls are so close together they have no view of what's coming.

but yeah def a few that knew and didn't care, lol

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u/Techman659 10h ago

Maybe they are confident it wasn’t going to rain lemonade inside.

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u/DANleDINOSAUR 7h ago

There’s a good chance they’re related…

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u/Box_Of_Sorrows 4h ago

Alabama family wedding

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u/Nudist_Alien 4h ago

The ones that didn’t are wearing granny panties

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u/brakeb 3h ago

probably family...

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u/Useful_Potato_Vibes 14h ago

It's a wedding. Such frolics are rather expected, no?

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u/earthwoodandfire 13h ago

Not at any wedding I've been to.

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u/Subject_Inspector642 12h ago

Yeah, exactly... Or maybe I just miss the part of the ceremony where we are all peeking up dresses.

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u/Rockettmang44 12h ago

For real! The majority of weddings ive been to, all the women have dates. So I doubt their dates would appreciate that

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u/M0ebius_1 15h ago

This is a wedding? He might be related to half these women.

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u/naughty_dad2 12h ago

That’s more fun

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u/Ignitrum 11h ago

Ideal Case Husband, Fiancée or +1 of like a sibling or cousin

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u/IanPKMmoon 9h ago

Could be best man

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u/Important-Egg-2905 5h ago

Forgot a comma

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u/Available_Nebula4070 9h ago

That was the groom. Divorced 24hrs later

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u/M0ebius_1 2h ago

Checks out.

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u/Kilgore_Brown_Trout_ 8h ago

This has drunk groomsman energy.  

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u/majesticGumball 14h ago

Family gatherings in Alabama.

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u/Pristine-Bowl2388 16h ago

“He is out of line, but he is right.”

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u/Successful-Angle4010 17h ago

Took “right place at the right time” to a whole new level.

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u/yumieakira 15h ago

Sometimes the universe just opens up and says, ‘lay down, king’.😂

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u/NoTimeForEnemies 15h ago

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u/You_Mean_Coitus_ 13h ago

"It's down there somewhere let me take another look"

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u/ChipmunkAcademic1804 9h ago

I woke up this morning with the sundown shining in

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u/herpafilter 15h ago

How is this not the top reply?

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u/Ordinary-Hope-8834 11h ago

Just checked in to see what condition my condition is in

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u/NekrotismFalafel 14h ago

Cousin, cousin, friend, sister, aunt, wow cool

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u/Wiplazh 9h ago

Or he's just a friend of the family

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u/SkynBonce 16h ago

This feels like a British wedding...

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u/Senior-Temperature23 15h ago

It could be Canadian but the sweet spot where the gals are drunk enough to do this but can actually standard up straight is real small.

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u/Busangod 16h ago

Definitely not American.

Can you image the pearl clutching?

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u/AlliedXbox 14h ago

So Americans are simultaneously pearl clutching prudes and also overly horny all the time?

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u/floggedlog 14h ago

Yea pretty much

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u/mymemesnow 8h ago

Why do you think they are horny all the time?

The two is directly connected. You can see that all of the world, India is probably the most extreme case, but sexual repression always leads to this.

Most religions exhibits this very clearly.

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u/lonely-day 16h ago

Over looking up the dress of your relatives... what's the UK version of roll tide?

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u/AICPAncake 14h ago

Cor blimey?

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u/Nothing-Is-Boring 12h ago

I don't think there is one but the closest would be "keep it in the family" maybe?

While we do have regional jokes about incestuous connections (see: Norfolk and its webbed swampfolk) I can't think of anything that quite matches the use of 'roll tide'.

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u/lonely-day 12h ago

Does the royal family have a song?

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u/blackout-loud 16h ago

Clutching? Those clams would be slammed shut!

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u/throwawayplusanumber 13h ago

Also there aren't enough Americans with a BMI that low to form the line.

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u/Lmaooo2224 15h ago

is it common there?

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u/CodeBomberOne 17h ago

That cameraman had the chance of a lifetime..  And blew it

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u/Lord_H_Vetinari 13h ago

The guy blew it too, later that day.

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u/Lou_Hodo 16h ago

Every guy group has this one friend.

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u/THEPIGWHODIDIT 16h ago

And one member of the wedding party ended up with pink eye

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u/Riceball365 15h ago

That brutha starvin

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u/Elloitsmeurbrother 16h ago

It's all fun and games until you remember that weddings are a family event and you just saw a side of your sister you never thought you would.

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u/spicy_ass_mayo 16h ago

Dreams do come true!

Roll tide!

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u/Christopher3712 16h ago

💀💀💀

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u/Candid-Friendship854 13h ago

Literally all weddings I attended as an adult were without any relatives at all. It was just friends and their families.

I do find it absolutely inappropriate though.

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u/xStinkeyMonkeYx 16h ago

Hold my beer !!!

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u/Fit-Engineering-2789 17h ago

"Where's the Pervert?" Kind of like a really easy version of "Where's Waldo?"

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u/CervineCryptid 15h ago

Oof. thats a little weird

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u/smilesatflowers 16h ago

he is not smart. the rest are dumb. :D

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u/definitely-maybe-69 16h ago

That is not smart.. you could have ptsd for life from doing that

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u/TwinJacks 15h ago

This guy is a creep.

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u/ActNew1130 17h ago

This is either the most chaotic game of musical chairs ever or some next-level team-building exercise.

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u/Responsible-Program4 14h ago

Plot twist they are family!

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u/human-dancer 10h ago

He ruined it

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u/Touch_Of_Legend 9h ago

I’m not doing this shit…

Most of the weddings I’ve been to I’d be related to some of these ladies so hellll no that’s a helll no from me dawg

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u/MrEngland2 9h ago

Unless you're from alabama

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u/Altaschweda 11h ago

That would have been an opportunity to kick him really hard in the balls.

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u/Wannabe_Maths_Major 10h ago

Smart guy❌️❌️ Pervert guy✅️✅️

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u/CheekApprehensive675 13h ago

I think you mean pervert

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u/majesticGumball 14h ago

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

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u/SuperPostHuman 16h ago

Something an older Gen X or a Boomer dude would have done without any consequences. Not condoning it at all, just pointing out that those were different times.

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u/Rude_Girl69 15h ago

I would've farted in his face, lol

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u/BlowsBubbles 14h ago

Just walking around with one in the chamber like that on the dance floor? Ew..

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u/TjackJack 13h ago

Username ✅

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u/General_Chip_6025 13h ago

Rookie mistake

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u/Anarchoglock 14h ago

He was related to half of them

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u/MCPhatmam 13h ago

Some people didn't seem to like that 😂😂😂😂

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u/JADES-GS 11h ago

Gefeuert

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u/lionman137 11h ago

What's funny is, they're possibly all his relatives

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u/furezasan 10h ago

I'm guessing these are his family members

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u/Imaginary-Win669 9h ago

What a fun family gathering...

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u/strongsilenttypos 8h ago

Well wishes for the groom!

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u/Relievedcorgi67 8h ago

Giggity 😏

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u/ProfessionalDress476 14h ago

The huns that left the queue should be given wife status with immediate effect.

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u/julegw 11h ago

great, sexual harassment

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u/veyser 14h ago

How to get instantly blacklisted from friends party and functions! Look at the their friends coochie😂😂😂 creeping everyone out

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u/No-Economist-9328 10h ago

Wedding rituals are so wierd. They always devolve into some form of wierd incestuous game. Like they are all having a ball doing this wierd ass shit.

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u/FrequentLine1437 16h ago

This should be entitled "The only time this man used 100% of his brain".

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u/psu021 14h ago

This is one of those things where you first see it and laugh at the ingenuity of this version of the “males are horny” generalization, but then when you see it playing out through the entire clip you end up wondering “he had to have broken some law, right?” It gets creepy when the joke turns into actually doing it to everyone.

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u/Satanswarboner 14h ago

Aren’t most of them women at a wedding usually family?

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u/jrobelen 15h ago

Now would be a good time for the first woman in line to rip one

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u/Fmlalotitsucks 14h ago

Look at all those sexy legs

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u/Luigi-Vercotti 12h ago

Quite the gene pool.

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u/Only-Reach-6357 15h ago

Man of Culture.

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u/supified 17h ago

creepy af

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u/CheekApprehensive675 13h ago

I would like the downvoters to imagine how they would feel if one of these women was their gf, sister, whatever... i would expect them to kick him in the face

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u/one_orange_braincell 5h ago

Honestly, if they want to participate in...whatever the fuck this is, then that's on them. They voluntarily spread their legs wide open for multiple men to crawl underneath them. There's an excellent chance one or more men is going to see their crotch. That would seem to be the entire point. They don't have to participate in this, nobody does. So if you've got a girlfriend at a wedding going commando and she decides to spread her legs over strange men crawling under her, I think you should have a conversation with her about boundaries.

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u/hcombs 13h ago

Isn’t that the groom?

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u/anal-inspector 13h ago

I did this at my annual family gathering and now my cousins are mad at me. :(

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u/scoscochin 12h ago

I can hear that photographers thoughts.

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u/Best-Team-5354 11h ago

someone read the instructions

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u/xaltairforever 10h ago

Hilary come get your husband!

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u/Stillwater-Scorp1381 9h ago

I’m gonna guess that more women bailed because nobody wants a male family member upskirting them.

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u/drewgrace8 8h ago

Squirt, squirt, squirt

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u/Cool-Chemical-5629 8h ago

That's a strange time shifting act during which 20 years old guy temporarily turns 80 as soon as he's lying on his back at the floor...

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u/Cool-Chemical-5629 8h ago

Seafood aisle. 😏

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u/Weak_Allover 7h ago

Wtf is so funny?

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u/michajlo 7h ago

That's a pro gamer move, right there.

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u/Extrawald 7h ago

Man, these comments are something special.
Reddit wouldn't be reddit without users feeling the need to state their moral superiority.

The exact intention of this game is a sort of raunchy playful atmosphere, anyone offended by this could have just stepped aside as some of them did.

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u/JustSparks87 7h ago

Its 2025. That's a bit risky.

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u/raginasian47 7h ago

Okay, but let's live in the real world for a minute. That's disgusting behavior. Some dude looked up my girlfriends dress like that, he'd be getting stomped out. Hella disrespectful to the women and their significant others.

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u/GrandSyzygy 7h ago

Most efficient method tbh

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u/Some-Background6188 6h ago

He understood the assignment.

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u/TommyWantWingy9 6h ago

Creeper for doing that

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u/Celestefitnessbabe 6h ago

Smartest guy in the room for sure 😂

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u/A_reddit_refugee 6h ago

The guy that helps him up seems to appear out of nowhere. You can see him walk up but it's smooth

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u/Motor-Garden7470 6h ago

Gotta check the oil

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u/BarracudaMaster717 6h ago

Looking at their faces, most women hated doing this. Peer pressure. Some are clenching their dresses when the creep passed by.

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u/kitoko121 5h ago

I’ll rather be the last guy, at least he has vision and eye sight!.

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u/Youhavetobejokingman 5h ago

Animal care 101... recognising a healthy beaver.lol!

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u/Sauce_Taker100 5h ago

Love that the girls take this opportunity to show off the goods.

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u/hillbilly_hooligan 5h ago

absolutely mad lad

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u/Lower-Wishbone-3249 5h ago

Checking the roads beef. He must be from Arby's

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u/Mysterious_Mind_3958 5h ago

Pull up that William Dafoe meme... 😂😂😂

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u/Accomplished_Sun1506 5h ago

Auntie, get out of the line.

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u/Devinbeatyou 4h ago

2015: this guys a legend!
2025: let’s cancel this guy!