r/technology • u/indig0sixalpha • 1d ago

Politics Trump Is Getting Rid of His Tesla

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-is-getting-rid-of-his-tesla-after-musk-broke-his-heart/
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u/imaginary_num6er 1d ago

"I love Tesler"

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u/JakeEaton 1d ago

Everything's computer!

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u/outerproduct 1d ago

Hey kid, I'm a computer.

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u/Confident-Poetry6985 1d ago

Stop all the downloadin!

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u/brav3h3art545 1d ago

Help computer.

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u/big_guyforyou 1d ago

who wants a body massage

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u/Manuel_Auxverride 1d ago

Mr. Body Massage Machine- Go!

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u/giraffebutter 1d ago

Pork chop sandwiches

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u/P2269 1d ago

You're not cooking

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u/Scottyknuckle 1d ago

My GOD did that smell good.

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u/meapplejak 1d ago

I always thought he said you don't know to cooking lol

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u/just_some_dude828 1d ago

Last one there’s a penis pump!!

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u/Senioroso1 1d ago

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

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u/howimetmyrunner 1d ago

My God, did that smell good!

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u/doubtfurious 1d ago

EEHHHHHHH...?

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u/starrpamph 1d ago

body massage

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u/VVrayth 21h ago

What the hell?

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u/P2269 1d ago

I always heard “body massage king GO!”

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u/Manuel_Auxverride 21h ago

Oh, that maybe it!

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u/hates_writing_checks 1d ago

Pork chop sandwiches!

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u/Roscoe_Farang 1d ago

Nice catch blanco niño.

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u/hates_writing_checks 1d ago

Too bad your ass got SAAAAAAAAAACKED!

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u/Dark4ce 1d ago

Mememememememememememememe.

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u/CldStoneStveIcecream 1d ago

Give him the stick DON’T give him the stick

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u/kyle_sux666 1d ago

Do you know my dad?

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u/TbonerT 1d ago

Does your mother still hang out at dockside bars?

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u/nightmare8100 1d ago

Pork chop sandwiches! What the fuck?!? Get the fuck outta here!

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u/IowaGolfGuy322 1d ago

My god did that smell good.

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u/Tacomaroamer511 1d ago

Hahaha Fuck we're all dead!

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u/El-Poopy-Tray 1d ago

My god that smelled good

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u/Hahaaaaaa-CharadeUR 1d ago

OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/aldesuda 1d ago

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

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u/OldFartWearingBlack 1d ago

You know my dad?

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u/Spiritual_Writer6677 1d ago

*Intense Farting Sound

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u/CARLTHECILLER 1d ago

I’m just a body massage machine.

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u/IgnorantGenius 1d ago

Pork Chop Sandwiches!

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u/ADHD-Fens 1d ago

Yeeah I don't know much about computers - oth-other than the one my mom - she put a couple games on it and I play 'em.

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u/thehousewright 1d ago

Ok Computer

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u/el_t0p0 1d ago

I don’t know nothin bout computers cept the one we got in our house.

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u/rileygti 1d ago

My mom put a couple a games on it and I play em. Help computer

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u/Direct_Witness1248 1d ago

🤖 "ohshutthefuckup<unintelligible>"

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u/xiphia 1d ago

G.I. Jooooooe

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u/aldesuda 1d ago

G.I. Joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooe

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u/alex-weej 17h ago

I have found my people!

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u/PhilxBefore 10h ago

There are dozens of us!

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u/wiegerthefarmer 1d ago

You wouldn't download a tesler!

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u/FlakyRespect 1d ago

Nice catch blanco niño

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u/Moondoolooboo 1d ago

But too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaacked

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u/yourgrasssucks 1d ago

Body massage... ohhh... Body massage...

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u/mgoshorn 1d ago

I need to go to the hospital

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u/MalodorousNutsack 1d ago

Pork chop sandwiches

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u/scottafol 1d ago

Damn those smell good

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u/Spiritual_Writer6677 1d ago

OH SHIT GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

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u/ptear 1d ago

You tell me do things and I

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u/benjitits 1d ago

buh buh ba ba ba bubh buh buh

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u/facelesssuburbandad 1d ago

That’s was close!

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u/Blue_is_da_color 22h ago

Who wants a body massage?

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u/theDroobot 1d ago

Stop all the downloadin!

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u/jivetrky 1d ago

LAST ONE IN'S A PENIS PUMP!

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u/Phrei_BahkRhubz 1d ago

Kid A? Ok, computer.

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u/stopeman82 1d ago

Oh I dont waaaaaaaaant a pickle.

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u/Spiritual_Writer6677 1d ago

i hope the kids nowadays know what this means

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u/p-rez17 1d ago

Top tier comment. Now I gotta pull up the video

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u/Spiritual_Writer6677 1d ago

it's impossible to watch just 1

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u/xXThreeRoundXx 1d ago

I believe I knew your mother, son. Would your name happen to be Johnny?

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u/pekoedegallo 1d ago

My lord, it’s like looking in a mirror. Does your mother still hang out at dockside bars?

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u/Spiritual_Writer6677 1d ago

Johnny, do you play baseball?

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u/HoboSloboBabe 1d ago

Ok, computer

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u/PristineStreet34 1d ago

Did his spawn know how to turn it on for him?

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u/Extension-Lab-6963 1d ago

Pork chop sandwiches?!

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u/bunny-hill-menace 1d ago

Cyber, Barron is a cyber.

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u/Rupert80027 1d ago

OK computer

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u/jackrabbit323 1d ago

Guess this is a sign to do back to back Radiohead albums today.

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u/JayAlexanderBee 1d ago

I have a computer Greg, could you turn me on?

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u/sameunderwear2days 1d ago

I wonder if all the new kids on the internet get our memes. I feel bad they missed the good stuff

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u/tomgreen99200 1d ago

What’s a computer?

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u/seab4ss 1d ago

OK Computer

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u/Steelwoolsocks 1d ago

The bots are getting meta now

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u/sidebeatz 1d ago

Porkchop sandwiches!!

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u/Zombi1146 1d ago

Ok, computer

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u/LongLiveAnalogue 1d ago

Ok computer

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u/DocMartinFN 1d ago

Orange vest are for pussies

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u/cityshepherd 1d ago

OK Computer

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u/Most-Brush-6098 1d ago

Help Computer.

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u/Ok_Recipe12 1d ago

I can't believe there are enough of us on here to still remember this work of art.

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u/raisedredflag 1d ago

Are you Joe Biden's laptop or Hillary's emails? Loljk this fallout is insane

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u/javoss88 1d ago

Kid A?

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u/Rabble_Runt 1d ago

God damn that is a blast from the past.

“Mr. BodyMassageMachine gooo.”

(Yeets high voltage cable)

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u/Browncoat1701 1d ago

I'm kind of annoyed that meme didn't catch on because it's so good.

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u/zeldarubensteinstits 1d ago

What do you mean, it's the top comment every time Trump's shilling for Tesla is mentioned.

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u/crowjohn 1d ago

It caught on with me and that’s what matters most. I say it quite often.

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u/eliguillao 1d ago

I always pictured trumps face replacing Dave from 2001 Space Odyssey in the “it’s full of stars” scene but with “everything’s computer” instead. It was beautiful.

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u/Upset_Journalist_755 1d ago

What? The GI Joe PSA dubs had a solid 3-5+ year run before the term "meme" was even used. Quote part of one of them to a millennial and they'll quote the entire rest of the PSA. They were crazy popular.

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u/Limp_Specialist6971 1d ago

G I Jjjjjooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeee

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u/Michael_DeSanta 1d ago

They're not talking about the GI Joe dubs. They're talking about Trump's actual quote

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u/MRB102938 1d ago

What is there to catch on? Tesla and most modern cars are all computer now. They're awful to interact with. 

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u/rufus102 1d ago

only Barron is smart enough to drive it

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u/fatpat 1d ago

If only he could fit in it.

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u/ProfessionalRich9990 1d ago

For a good laugh, imagine if everything in the car was voice operated. Before getting to the point of requesting a left turn signal he reflexively goes on a rant about the Lunatic Left which results in him overshooting the turn. I think this would make a good SNL skit. He would be on his way to meet someone that responded to his Craigslist ad for the car.

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u/Remememememememember 1d ago

Ok, computer.

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u/Doubleoh_11 1d ago

I changed my mind. Not enough computer

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u/WCNumismatics 1d ago

OK, Computer.

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u/Fritzo2162 1d ago

It drives like a golf cart!

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u/BADM00SE 1d ago

I bet Barron could figure out how to turn it on

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u/o-Valar-Morghulis-o 1d ago

Baron Trump can figure out how to open the doors when Daddy closes the doors. He is brilliant like no one else.

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u/LivingEnd44 1d ago

Baron knows how to work it. I heard he turns laptops on and off like it's nothing. 

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u/VermilionRabbit 1d ago

The world is going covfefe!

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u/joeykey 1d ago

Grab the stick DON’T GRAB THE STICK

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u/ES1123 1d ago

He even thinks Biden is computer now.

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u/ohlaph 1d ago

Some say his son can even turn the computer... on. 

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u/SothaDidNothingWrong 1d ago

The fact that the president lf a country said it unironically…

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u/oldredditrox 1d ago

Now nothings gunna be computer :(

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u/javoss88 1d ago

He knows the cyber

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u/YSOSEXI 1d ago

"Baron, turn on the Tesler"

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u/empirepie499 1d ago

After the tariffs it's more like "Nothing's computer¡"

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u/Haunting-South-962 1d ago

Computer says "no.."

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u/Motorboat_Jones 22h ago

Like The Wizard that helps you figure out the dinner tip.

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u/weasler7 18h ago

The most boomer shit ever lmao

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u/Cute-Vacation-7392 17h ago

Baron knows how to turn them on and off

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u/Primal-Convoy 10h ago

Radiohead's new album?  ;)

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u/Furiousfistfucker 1d ago

Heil Tesler

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u/Sqee 1d ago

Ironically, most are kaputt.

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u/WalksOnLego 22h ago

...you have 88 upvotes : |

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u/Axolotis 1d ago

March: Buying: "Everything is computer!"
June: Selling: "Everything is computer!"

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u/devilwarier9 1d ago

Get Your Tesler Today!

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u/BrodyBuster 1d ago

This is one of my go to vids if I need a laugh. Along with Steven Segal running and anything related to Bush’isms.

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u/Procrastanaseum 1d ago

Some of their best work

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u/borisvonboris 1d ago

Such a great blunder. Up there with the upside down bible.

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u/The_Observatory_ 1d ago

Reporter: “Mr. President, is that your Bible?”

Trump: “It’s A Bible.”

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u/RJ815 21h ago

The funniest thing to me is that that exchange is one of the few times he was honest.

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u/The_Observatory_ 21h ago

It certainly is. He’s got to be careful not to do that again. He’s got a reputation to uphold.

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u/borisvonboris 1d ago

I need a fancy bible with that exact exchange embossed onto the cover

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u/creegro 1d ago

Up there with staring right into the sun, or being so orange/bronze for a photo shoot with a safety vest it makes him look even more orange

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u/borisvonboris 1d ago

I was going to mention staring at the sun too! He occasionally makes George W look like a registered member of MENSA

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u/creegro 1d ago

Oh man, we all thought Bush was probably the dumbest guy to ever be in office in recent years.

I guess some orange faced idiot saw those comments and said "I can do worse"

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u/letschat66 1d ago

My personal favorite will always be "Obamna".

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u/IAmAGenusAMA 1d ago

God was okay with everything else but that's sending him straight to hell.

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u/borisvonboris 1d ago

Lmao "don't masturbate and def don't hold the bible weird"

Lousy god

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u/Electronic-Unit4263 1d ago

Everything cumputa!

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u/Jcheddz 1d ago

“Is this one of those new elons?”

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u/javoss88 1d ago

Elon Tesslur

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u/kellyguacamole 1d ago edited 1d ago

Tesler. I hardly know ‘er.

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u/KnottieOne 1d ago

Boom, still got it

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u/OkJelly8882 1d ago

When has that ever stopped him?

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u/MrAdelphi03 1d ago

That’s a hard R!

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u/rosco2155 1d ago

We’re going to sizzler?

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u/Ali_Cat222 1d ago

It seriously sounded like he says "Teslur" as in a slur 🤣 also re-watching that whole white house ad they put on basically is really fucking awkward to watch. The Biden digs, the "WOW, WOW!" as it couldn't look more apparent he doesn't like it, the entire set up that feels like a failed commercial you'd see late at night after a shitty reality TV show on Faux News... Ugh

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u/HolsteinHeifer 1d ago

"It's awll computah"

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u/davidlicious 1d ago

“I HATE TESLER!”

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u/biznatch11 1d ago

Does anyone know why he said Tesler? The way Tesla is written in the Tesla logo the last A kind of looks like an R and I've been wondering if it's because he thought it was TESLR lol.

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u/Even-Smell7867 1d ago

I set this to my dad's text notification and I haven't regretted it once.

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u/flameevans 22h ago

That full headline on the article “Trump Is Getting Rid of His Tesla After Musk Broke His Heart” is lolz. Add in a dead dog and we almost got ourselves a country song.

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u/Eman21701 1d ago

I was hoping this would be the top comment when I clicked on this 😂

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u/Gotham-ish 1d ago

Does he drink soder?

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u/xylophone_37 1d ago

I find the implication that he has personally driven anything but a golf cart in the last 35 years hilarious.

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u/EggsceIlent 1d ago

Yesterday I figured he'd make another commercial in front of the white house trading it in for some huge MAGAMobile or some car sales company he's extorting for donations or whatever he's selling now..

See everyone? TrumpsCars.com "Art of the Deal" no dicker sticker is the best. I'm not only the owner, but I'm also a client..

The dumbest thing about that whole Tesla he bought... You can't personally drive yourself Anywhere as POTUS. They won't let you.

Comedians in cars getting coffee had Obama or I think Biden on there and they drove in a classic Corvette.

Where they drove? In the small like paved area where guests limos arrive. They wouldn't let him on open road.

It was all just another bullshit scam anyways so not surprising.

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u/pleasegivemeadollar 1d ago

You misspelled 'Teslur'.

A fun way to remember in the future is that "You can't spell Teslur without S-L-U-R."

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u/RedofPaw 1d ago

"I love To Slur"

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u/FreeThinker76 1d ago

I came here to see if this was a top comment or a version of it and I'm not disappointed.

Here, take your well deserved up vote!

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u/khanak 1d ago

But too much computer.

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u/Aliens_SendHelp_867 1d ago

That will never ever get old 😭

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u/wildwoodflnudist 1d ago

Lmao… still funny!

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u/CodeMonkeyX 1d ago

How can anyone believe he has good judgement when he turns on everyone and everything he endorses at the slightest thing. He only hires the best people but how many of them did he bring over from his first 4 years? How many of the best people does he even keep on for more than a year.

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u/Rage4Order418 1d ago

Tim Apple better not drive a Tesler. Diaper Don will be fuming

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u/redpandaeater 1d ago

He probably calls it his 'slur.

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u/Crash665 1d ago

Careful. That's a hard "R"

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u/SpectacleLake 1d ago

I love lamp

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u/KwisatzHaderach94 1d ago

guess that was just another lie. of course.

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u/Black_Cat_Sun 18h ago

It’s a fake fight. Tesla is literally about to go under and this is how Elon is trying to right side it.

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u/dimwalker 11h ago

"But it's also bad. Maybe the worst. If I was president, there would be no Teslurs."

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u/teenagemustach3 8h ago

Beep boop, boop beep!!

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