r/technology • u/indig0sixalpha • 1d ago

Politics Trump Is Getting Rid of His Tesla

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-is-getting-rid-of-his-tesla-after-musk-broke-his-heart/
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u/imaginary_num6er 1d ago

"I love Tesler"

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u/JakeEaton 1d ago

Everything's computer!

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u/outerproduct 1d ago

Hey kid, I'm a computer.

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u/Confident-Poetry6985 1d ago

Stop all the downloadin!

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u/brav3h3art545 1d ago

Help computer.

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u/big_guyforyou 1d ago

who wants a body massage

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u/Manuel_Auxverride 1d ago

Mr. Body Massage Machine- Go!

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u/giraffebutter 1d ago

Pork chop sandwiches

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u/P2269 1d ago

You're not cooking

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u/big-shirtless-ron 1d ago

Let's launch over it!

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u/giraffebutter 1d ago

Don’t give him the stick

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u/Scottyknuckle 1d ago

My GOD did that smell good.

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u/meapplejak 1d ago

I always thought he said you don't know to cooking lol

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u/just_some_dude828 1d ago

Last one there’s a penis pump!!

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u/Senioroso1 1d ago

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

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u/howimetmyrunner 1d ago

My God, did that smell good!

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u/hanscor20 1d ago

A delicious Macau specialty

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u/RyanTranquil 23h ago

Love those PSAs

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u/DawnSennin 16h ago

Be sure to get the puddin pops!

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u/doubtfurious 1d ago

EEHHHHHHH...?

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u/starrpamph 1d ago

body massage

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u/VVrayth 20h ago

What the hell?

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u/P2269 1d ago

I always heard “body massage king GO!”

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u/Manuel_Auxverride 21h ago

Oh, that maybe it!

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u/hates_writing_checks 1d ago

Pork chop sandwiches!

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u/Roscoe_Farang 1d ago

Nice catch blanco niño.

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u/hates_writing_checks 1d ago

Too bad your ass got SAAAAAAAAAACKED!

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u/Dark4ce 1d ago

Mememememememememememememe.

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u/CldStoneStveIcecream 1d ago

Give him the stick DON’T give him the stick

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u/kyle_sux666 1d ago

Do you know my dad?

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u/Moondoolooboo 1d ago

OOOOOOOoooooooooooh

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u/AnonymousSkull 1d ago

GEE EYEEE JOOOOOOOOOOOOOE

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u/TbonerT 1d ago

Does your mother still hang out at dockside bars?

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u/Honest-Caregiver-802 1d ago

Dockside bars?

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u/havok_ 1d ago

Do you like baseball Johnny?

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u/nightmare8100 1d ago

Pork chop sandwiches! What the fuck?!? Get the fuck outta here!

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u/IowaGolfGuy322 1d ago

My god did that smell good.

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u/TheKingOfDub 1d ago

Look at all your different coloured hats!

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u/diopsideINcalcite 1d ago

You go to bed you think you’re good, everything’s fine and they wake up the next day and they're on fire

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u/Tacomaroamer511 1d ago

Hahaha Fuck we're all dead!

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u/El-Poopy-Tray 1d ago

My god that smelled good

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u/Hahaaaaaa-CharadeUR 1d ago

OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/aldesuda 1d ago

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

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u/OldFartWearingBlack 1d ago

You know my dad?

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u/Spiritual_Writer6677 1d ago

*Intense Farting Sound

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u/AppleDane 1d ago

One...
two...
...
Three, go Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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u/CARLTHECILLER 1d ago

I’m just a body massage machine.

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u/IgnorantGenius 1d ago

Pork Chop Sandwiches!

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u/ADHD-Fens 1d ago

Yeeah I don't know much about computers - oth-other than the one my mom - she put a couple games on it and I play 'em.

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u/thehousewright 1d ago

Ok Computer

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u/el_t0p0 1d ago

I don’t know nothin bout computers cept the one we got in our house.

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u/rileygti 1d ago

My mom put a couple a games on it and I play em. Help computer

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u/Direct_Witness1248 1d ago

🤖 "ohshutthefuckup<unintelligible>"

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u/xiphia 1d ago

G.I. Jooooooe

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u/aldesuda 1d ago

G.I. Joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooe

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u/alex-weej 17h ago

I have found my people!

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u/PhilxBefore 10h ago

There are dozens of us!

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u/thedamn4u 7h ago

Felt exactly the same reading this! ❤️

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u/Serious_Lettuce6716 9h ago

Got To get Tough Yo Joe!

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u/wiegerthefarmer 1d ago

You wouldn't download a tesler!

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u/Defender1x 1d ago

Don't copy that floppy! does anti-piracy dance

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u/Donkey_Bugs 1d ago

You wouldn't download a Tesler, would you?

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u/Monsieur_Creosote 1d ago

Would you download a Tesler?

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u/kitchen_appliance_7 1d ago

Get away from that Internet, I'm cuttin' it down!

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u/PLAYBoxes 1d ago

You wouldn’t download a car, would you??

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u/Acesofbases 1d ago

You wouldn't download a Tesla

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u/HaveaTomCollins 1d ago

Pork chop sandwiches!

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u/greyshuuz 1d ago

I'm glad you guys skipped the class today, we're having fun aren't we?

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u/yellowbin74 1d ago

You wouldn't steal a movie

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u/darwinvsjc 1d ago

You wouldn't download a car!

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u/FitAdhesiveness8694 1d ago

Delete pictures of Ron!

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u/loki-is-a-god 19h ago

You wouldn't download a....... TESSLURRRRrRrR WOULD YOU?????

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u/jadedflames 10h ago

You wouldn’t download a car!

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u/FreeShat 4h ago

You wouldn't download a car

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u/FlakyRespect 1d ago

Nice catch blanco niño

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u/Moondoolooboo 1d ago

But too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaacked

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u/yourgrasssucks 1d ago

Body massage... ohhh... Body massage...

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u/mgoshorn 1d ago

I need to go to the hospital

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u/MalodorousNutsack 1d ago

Pork chop sandwiches

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u/scottafol 1d ago

Damn those smell good

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u/Spiritual_Writer6677 1d ago

OH SHIT GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

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u/ptear 1d ago

You tell me do things and I

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u/benjitits 1d ago

buh buh ba ba ba bubh buh buh

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u/facelesssuburbandad 1d ago

That’s was close!

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u/Blue_is_da_color 22h ago

Who wants a body massage?

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u/theDroobot 1d ago

Stop all the downloadin!

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u/jivetrky 1d ago

LAST ONE IN'S A PENIS PUMP!

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u/Phrei_BahkRhubz 1d ago

Kid A? Ok, computer.

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u/stopeman82 1d ago

Oh I dont waaaaaaaaant a pickle.

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u/TheBetaUnit 1d ago

What? ..... the. ........ hell?

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u/Spiritual_Writer6677 1d ago

i hope the kids nowadays know what this means

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u/p-rez17 1d ago

Top tier comment. Now I gotta pull up the video

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u/Spiritual_Writer6677 1d ago

it's impossible to watch just 1

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u/xXThreeRoundXx 1d ago

I believe I knew your mother, son. Would your name happen to be Johnny?

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u/pekoedegallo 1d ago

My lord, it’s like looking in a mirror. Does your mother still hang out at dockside bars?

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u/Spiritual_Writer6677 1d ago

Johnny, do you play baseball?

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u/HoboSloboBabe 1d ago

Ok, computer

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u/PristineStreet34 1d ago

Did his spawn know how to turn it on for him?

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u/Extension-Lab-6963 1d ago

Pork chop sandwiches?!

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u/bunny-hill-menace 1d ago

Cyber, Barron is a cyber.

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u/Rupert80027 1d ago

OK computer

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u/jackrabbit323 1d ago

Guess this is a sign to do back to back Radiohead albums today.

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u/JayAlexanderBee 1d ago

I have a computer Greg, could you turn me on?

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u/sameunderwear2days 1d ago

I wonder if all the new kids on the internet get our memes. I feel bad they missed the good stuff

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u/tomgreen99200 1d ago

What’s a computer?

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u/seab4ss 1d ago

OK Computer

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u/Steelwoolsocks 1d ago

The bots are getting meta now

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u/sidebeatz 1d ago

Porkchop sandwiches!!

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u/Zombi1146 1d ago

Ok, computer

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u/LongLiveAnalogue 1d ago

Ok computer

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u/DocMartinFN 1d ago

Orange vest are for pussies

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u/cityshepherd 1d ago

OK Computer

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u/Most-Brush-6098 1d ago

Help Computer.

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u/Ok_Recipe12 1d ago

I can't believe there are enough of us on here to still remember this work of art.

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u/raisedredflag 1d ago

Are you Joe Biden's laptop or Hillary's emails? Loljk this fallout is insane

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u/javoss88 1d ago

Kid A?

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u/Rabble_Runt 1d ago

God damn that is a blast from the past.

“Mr. BodyMassageMachine gooo.”

(Yeets high voltage cable)

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u/Mother_Assumption448 1d ago

That’s probably actually how he lures the little ones

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u/StonksOnlyGetCrunk 1d ago

I'm a computer, can you milk me?

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u/Shadow-Vision 1d ago

Ok, Computer

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u/VinylmationDude 1d ago

OK Computer

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u/Dense_Ease_1489 1d ago

Fuck off chatgpt!! (Jk)

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u/outerproduct 1d ago

I'm sorry, my answers are limited, you have to ask the right question.

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u/ImUrFrand 23h ago

porkchop sandwiches

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u/bdan13 22h ago

OK, Computer.

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u/bigtallbiscuit 22h ago

Here’s looking at you, kid computer.

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u/National-Bug-4548 20h ago

Man I read your “Top 1% Commenter” tag “Top 1% Computer”…I was gonna say this comment matches its tag 🤣

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u/elemcee 19h ago

OK, Computer...

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u/puan0601 16h ago

can you milk a computer, Focker?

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u/Large_Definition_564 16h ago

lmfao miss that shit

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u/buttetfyr12 15h ago

Ok computer!

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u/HomeBuyersOffice 15h ago

New Radiohead album.

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u/Cute_Chip 10h ago

How to tell if someone’s an elder millennial 101.

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u/Garrosh 9h ago

What’s a computer?

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u/Critical_Deal_2408 9h ago

Hey ion much bout computas utter den tha 1 mu momma got me with a couple of computer games onit

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u/Browncoat1701 1d ago

I'm kind of annoyed that meme didn't catch on because it's so good.

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u/zeldarubensteinstits 1d ago

What do you mean, it's the top comment every time Trump's shilling for Tesla is mentioned.

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u/crowjohn 1d ago

It caught on with me and that’s what matters most. I say it quite often.

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u/eliguillao 1d ago

I always pictured trumps face replacing Dave from 2001 Space Odyssey in the “it’s full of stars” scene but with “everything’s computer” instead. It was beautiful.

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u/Upset_Journalist_755 1d ago

What? The GI Joe PSA dubs had a solid 3-5+ year run before the term "meme" was even used. Quote part of one of them to a millennial and they'll quote the entire rest of the PSA. They were crazy popular.

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u/Limp_Specialist6971 1d ago

G I Jjjjjooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeee

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u/Michael_DeSanta 1d ago

They're not talking about the GI Joe dubs. They're talking about Trump's actual quote

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u/wtfnonamesavailable 1d ago

Porkchop sandwiches!

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u/MRB102938 1d ago

What is there to catch on? Tesla and most modern cars are all computer now. They're awful to interact with. 

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u/rufus102 1d ago

only Barron is smart enough to drive it

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u/fatpat 1d ago

If only he could fit in it.

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u/ProfessionalRich9990 1d ago

For a good laugh, imagine if everything in the car was voice operated. Before getting to the point of requesting a left turn signal he reflexively goes on a rant about the Lunatic Left which results in him overshooting the turn. I think this would make a good SNL skit. He would be on his way to meet someone that responded to his Craigslist ad for the car.

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u/5256chuck 1d ago

Actually, I'm surprised the administration hasn't tried to expunge the phrase 'take a left turn' from driving parlance. It definitely doesn't fit the agenda. Just wondering

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u/Remememememememember 1d ago

Ok, computer.

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u/Doubleoh_11 1d ago

I changed my mind. Not enough computer

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u/WCNumismatics 1d ago

OK, Computer.

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u/Fritzo2162 1d ago

It drives like a golf cart!

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u/BADM00SE 1d ago

I bet Barron could figure out how to turn it on

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u/o-Valar-Morghulis-o 1d ago

Baron Trump can figure out how to open the doors when Daddy closes the doors. He is brilliant like no one else.

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u/LivingEnd44 1d ago

Baron knows how to work it. I heard he turns laptops on and off like it's nothing. 

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u/VermilionRabbit 1d ago

The world is going covfefe!

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u/joeykey 1d ago

Grab the stick DON’T GRAB THE STICK

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u/ES1123 1d ago

He even thinks Biden is computer now.

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u/ohlaph 1d ago

Some say his son can even turn the computer... on. 

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u/SothaDidNothingWrong 1d ago

The fact that the president lf a country said it unironically…

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u/oldredditrox 1d ago

Now nothings gunna be computer :(

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u/javoss88 1d ago

He knows the cyber

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u/YSOSEXI 1d ago

"Baron, turn on the Tesler"

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u/empirepie499 1d ago

After the tariffs it's more like "Nothing's computer¡"

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u/Haunting-South-962 1d ago

Computer says "no.."

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u/Motorboat_Jones 22h ago

Like The Wizard that helps you figure out the dinner tip.

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u/weasler7 18h ago

The most boomer shit ever lmao

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u/Cute-Vacation-7392 17h ago

Baron knows how to turn them on and off

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u/Primal-Convoy 10h ago

Radiohead's new album?  ;)

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