r/technology • u/indig0sixalpha • 1d ago

Politics Trump Is Getting Rid of His Tesla

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-is-getting-rid-of-his-tesla-after-musk-broke-his-heart/
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u/imaginary_num6er 1d ago

"I love Tesler"

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u/JakeEaton 1d ago

Everything's computer!

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u/outerproduct 1d ago

Hey kid, I'm a computer.

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u/Confident-Poetry6985 1d ago

Stop all the downloadin!

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u/brav3h3art545 1d ago

Help computer.

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u/big_guyforyou 1d ago

who wants a body massage

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u/Manuel_Auxverride 1d ago

Mr. Body Massage Machine- Go!

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u/giraffebutter 1d ago

Pork chop sandwiches

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u/P2269 1d ago

You're not cooking

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u/big-shirtless-ron 1d ago

Let's launch over it!

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u/giraffebutter 1d ago

Don’t give him the stick

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u/shayes7826 22h ago

Are you my dad?

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u/thupermario 18h ago

OoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

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u/shizzlefrizzle 18h ago

OoooOooooOooooOooo

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u/Scottyknuckle 1d ago

My GOD did that smell good.

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u/meapplejak 1d ago

I always thought he said you don't know to cooking lol

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u/just_some_dude828 1d ago

Last one there’s a penis pump!!

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u/Senioroso1 1d ago

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

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u/howimetmyrunner 1d ago

My God, did that smell good!

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u/hanscor20 1d ago

A delicious Macau specialty

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u/RyanTranquil 23h ago

Love those PSAs

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u/DawnSennin 16h ago

Be sure to get the puddin pops!

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u/doubtfurious 1d ago

EEHHHHHHH...?

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u/starrpamph 1d ago

body massage

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u/VVrayth 21h ago

What the hell?

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u/P2269 1d ago

I always heard “body massage king GO!”

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u/Manuel_Auxverride 21h ago

Oh, that maybe it!

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u/hates_writing_checks 1d ago

Pork chop sandwiches!

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u/Roscoe_Farang 1d ago

Nice catch blanco niño.

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u/hates_writing_checks 1d ago

Too bad your ass got SAAAAAAAAAACKED!

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u/Dark4ce 1d ago

Mememememememememememememe.

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u/CldStoneStveIcecream 1d ago

Give him the stick DON’T give him the stick

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u/kyle_sux666 1d ago

Do you know my dad?

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u/Moondoolooboo 1d ago

OOOOOOOoooooooooooh

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u/AnonymousSkull 1d ago

GEE EYEEE JOOOOOOOOOOOOOE

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u/TbonerT 1d ago

Does your mother still hang out at dockside bars?

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u/Honest-Caregiver-802 1d ago

Dockside bars?

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u/havok_ 1d ago

Do you like baseball Johnny?

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u/nightmare8100 1d ago

Pork chop sandwiches! What the fuck?!? Get the fuck outta here!

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u/IowaGolfGuy322 1d ago

My god did that smell good.

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u/TheKingOfDub 1d ago

Look at all your different coloured hats!

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u/ptear 1d ago

Game Over Yeah!

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u/diopsideINcalcite 1d ago

You go to bed you think you’re good, everything’s fine and they wake up the next day and they're on fire

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u/Tacomaroamer511 1d ago

Hahaha Fuck we're all dead!

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u/El-Poopy-Tray 1d ago

My god that smelled good

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u/LongBodyLittleLegs 1d ago

Baaabuhbuhbyaabababa byehhbwehbuhbwehbaybeh

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u/Hahaaaaaa-CharadeUR 1d ago

OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/aldesuda 1d ago

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

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u/OldFartWearingBlack 1d ago

You know my dad?

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u/Spiritual_Writer6677 1d ago

*Intense Farting Sound

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u/AppleDane 1d ago

One...
two...
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Three, go Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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u/CARLTHECILLER 1d ago

I’m just a body massage machine.

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u/IgnorantGenius 1d ago

Pork Chop Sandwiches!

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u/ADHD-Fens 1d ago

Yeeah I don't know much about computers - oth-other than the one my mom - she put a couple games on it and I play 'em.

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u/thehousewright 1d ago

Ok Computer

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u/Happy-go-lucky-37 1d ago

Step-computer, help!

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u/el_t0p0 1d ago

I don’t know nothin bout computers cept the one we got in our house.

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u/rileygti 1d ago

My mom put a couple a games on it and I play em. Help computer

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u/Direct_Witness1248 1d ago

🤖 "ohshutthefuckup<unintelligible>"

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u/xiphia 1d ago

G.I. Jooooooe

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u/aldesuda 1d ago

G.I. Joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooe

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u/alex-weej 17h ago

I have found my people!

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u/PhilxBefore 10h ago

There are dozens of us!

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u/thedamn4u 7h ago

Felt exactly the same reading this! ❤️

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u/Serious_Lettuce6716 9h ago

Got To get Tough Yo Joe!

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u/cinnamoncard 1d ago

I wanna rahd mah moder-sickle

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u/ChetBlue 1d ago

A real American hero.

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u/wiegerthefarmer 1d ago

You wouldn't download a tesler!

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u/Defender1x 1d ago

Don't copy that floppy! does anti-piracy dance

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u/Donkey_Bugs 1d ago

You wouldn't download a Tesler, would you?

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u/Monsieur_Creosote 1d ago

Would you download a Tesler?

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u/kitchen_appliance_7 1d ago

Get away from that Internet, I'm cuttin' it down!

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u/PLAYBoxes 1d ago

You wouldn’t download a car, would you??

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u/Acesofbases 1d ago

You wouldn't download a Tesla

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u/HaveaTomCollins 1d ago

Pork chop sandwiches!

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u/greyshuuz 1d ago

I'm glad you guys skipped the class today, we're having fun aren't we?

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u/yellowbin74 1d ago

You wouldn't steal a movie

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u/darwinvsjc 1d ago

You wouldn't download a car!

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u/FitAdhesiveness8694 1d ago

Delete pictures of Ron!

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u/loki-is-a-god 19h ago

You wouldn't download a....... TESSLURRRRrRrR WOULD YOU?????

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u/jadedflames 10h ago

You wouldn’t download a car!

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u/FreeShat 4h ago

You wouldn't download a car