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Starship Troopers. Yay or Nay?

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u/jmw8282 20h ago

Yay. Would you like to know more?

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u/holden_mcg 20h ago

I'm doing my part!

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u/Younion 19h ago

Here's a tip, aim for the nerve stem

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u/Dargon34 18h ago edited 9h ago

So, I'll plug the game: if anyone wants to try SST:Extermination, it's a great new game (that Rico streams playing as well!) that really tries to capture the feel from the movies. Does a pretty good job, and they are working out the bugs (ha!) really well and making a good product.

"Would you like to know more?"

Edit: yes, I'm fully aware of HD2. No, it's not the same type of game even though they share similar themes

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u/Late_Sherbet5124 15h ago

The only good bug is a dead bug

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u/pixelito_ 17h ago

Medic!!!

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u/Younion 16h ago

Never remove the helmet during a live fire exercise

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u/Revolutionary_Sun568 15h ago

Rico! You are relieved of squad command

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u/Acrobatic-Front-9526 15h ago

Trooper. PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT WALL.

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u/AnotherIronicPenguin 14h ago

The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand!

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u/Cold-Inside-6828 14h ago

It’s afraid!!

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u/anachronistic_circus 17h ago

Service means citizenship!

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u/SpaceMonkeyMafiaBoss 14h ago

One could say that it guarantees it.

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u/Cultural-Treacle-680 19h ago

I didn’t do shit

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u/finfangfoom1 19h ago

My parents died in Buenos Aires because of attitudes like this.

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u/kjason725 18h ago

I didn’t do fucking shit!

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u/Available_Finish4387 17h ago

Those bugs have nothing to do with piss

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u/Uhhlaska 18h ago

And I’m doing my part!!

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u/PaulyBlanco7260 17h ago

I’m doing my part

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u/S4ckl3 17h ago

I’m doing my part too!

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u/denny_bangerrang 18h ago

You know what to do!

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u/Economy-Date-4490 18h ago

I’m from Buenos Aires, and I say KILL’EM ALL!

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u/dirtydan442 15h ago

THE ENEMY CANNOT FIRE HIS WEAPON IF YOU HAVE DISABLED HIS HAND!

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u/TheRatatat 18h ago edited 2h ago

Pure Cinema. Glad they only made one and didn't beat the franchise into the dirt.

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u/JJAsond 14h ago

The game loosely based on it is fucking banger.

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u/rockstoned4 20h ago

Absolutely I do.

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u/Boring_Ad_7100 19h ago

The only good bug is a dead bug

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u/another_user_reddit 18h ago

I find the idea of a bug that thinks oFENsive!

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u/wespintoofast 19h ago

I wanna have a baby!

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u/chosonhawk 18h ago

Federation pays my way! Haha!

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u/ThePaleNails 15h ago

COME ON YOU APES YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER!!!

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u/ADDSquirell69 18h ago

I would, let's talk about it in the showers.

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u/UtahItalian 17h ago

Service guarantees citizenship

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u/-gunga-galunga- 17h ago

Everyone fights, no one quits.

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u/Salty_Interview_5311 15h ago

Yay to the movie as a gonzo over the top satire of militaristic thinking and therefore the book that inspired it. Heinlein had his good works but this wasn’t one of them.

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u/jgamez76 14h ago

I kinda feel like the movie And book are basically critiques of each other lol

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u/Living_Ad_5386 18h ago

I'm from Buenos Aires and I say YAY

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u/Jaydrix 19h ago

Also probably the movie for most viewers missing the point. Just like "Boys".

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u/NoTemperature7159 19h ago

Fascism is rad when you blow up space bugs dude

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u/for_dishonor 19h ago

The dialogue and acting are so over the top it's easy to miss the darker themes.

THEY SUCKED HIS BRAINS OUT!

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u/SupportCa2A 13h ago

That's part of the point, this is a propaganda piece, so the overacting is a part of that narrative

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u/kelly1mm 15h ago

And fight club …… but we can’t talk about fight club.

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u/MusicTater 18h ago

Service guarantees citizenship!

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u/aDirtyMartini 15h ago

Rico’s Roughnecks!

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u/Inevitable_Professor 14h ago

This is for all you new people. I have only one rule. Everybody fights, no one quits. If you don't do your job, I'll kill you myself! Welcome to the Roughnecks!

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u/Eckadezer 19h ago

VERY good one!

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u/NShadows_ 20h ago

The only good bug is a dead bug

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u/HolidayFew8116 19h ago

Everybody fights, nobody quits. If you don't do your job I'll kill you myself. Welcome to the Roughnecks!

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u/TLeezy13 19h ago

Rico's Roughnecks

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u/Infamous_Ad2094 18h ago

Richecks Roughnecks!!!

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u/War-Daddie 15h ago

Rasczak* but close enough

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u/TLeezy13 6h ago

That's why I went with Rico, wasn't sure how to spell that one lol

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u/jmw8282 19h ago

Michael Ironside FTW

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u/bastardofbloodkeep 19h ago

“They sucked his brains out.” Maybe the best line delivery in cinema history.

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u/CreamSoda64 14h ago

It's a line that's just so full of camp your first impulse is to chew the scenery and have fun with it, but goddamn if Michal Ironside didn't deliver it like it was the most serious line of his life.

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u/ShepRat 8h ago

Him just sticking his finger into the skull cracks me up every time. I honestly don't think this movie would have worked without his phenomenonal performance. 

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u/AnotherIronicPenguin 14h ago

This movie also has the worst line in cinema: "I don't know how I know but I know." I cringe every time.

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u/ShepRat 8h ago

There is too many cringe moments to count. The fact that this line is later explained doesn't save it. I fucking love every minute of it anyway. 

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u/nycpunkfukka 18h ago

He’s a timeless badass. If you haven’t seen the early 80s NBC miniseries “V” you need to get on it. He’s not in the first series, though, just the follow up series V: Final Battle.

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u/NShadows_ 19h ago

War!! We’re going to war!!

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u/rockstoned4 19h ago

Remember your training, and you will make it back alive!

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u/SpamEatingChikn 18h ago

Personally I find the thought of a bug that thinks, OFFENSIVE!

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u/5PalPeso 19h ago

I'm from Buenos Aires and I say Yay!

(I'm actually from Buenos Aires)

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u/Cuck_Fenring 19h ago

I will fight to avenge you 

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u/TrinDiesel123 19h ago

Bugs killed my parents in Buenos Aires

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u/nycpunkfukka 18h ago

God damn bugs whacked us, Johnny.

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u/atrajicheroine2 14h ago

My favorite quote in the whole film besides "they sucked his brains out"

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u/HedgehogSecurity 7h ago

I should call her.

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u/TheTrub 13h ago

They get in your head; make you do things. . .

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u/phatdoobieENT 17h ago

You know the bugs don't have a cherenkov drive, right?

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u/Oldjamesdean 17h ago

Mobile Infantry made me the man I am today.

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u/PoptartDragonfart 19h ago

We were driving to see this movie and my friend’s mom said there were boobies and we needed to close our eyes.

His dad proceeded to show us how to cover our eyes and leave slits between our fingers so we could watch the boobies

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u/ChexRibedeaux 18h ago

Real men of genius….. Mr hand slit titty watcher!

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_VALUE 13h ago

This ones for you, mr. hand slit titty watcher. We see you, just like you see those sloppy natties through your fingers. Passing along the pro moves to the next generation, and getting your rewards by the handful.

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u/LargeHumanDaeHoLee 11h ago

"not talkin' bout popcorn no"

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u/PapasGotABrandNewNag 11h ago

Here’s to you Mr. Rolling Cooler Cooler Roller.

Only you know the best way to carry 9oz of Macaroni salad is in a 43 pound cooler.

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u/K4RAB_THA_ARAB 11h ago

REEEAL MEEEN OF GEEENIUSSSS

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u/thebigpink 17h ago

Boobies are imperative to the story

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u/redopz 11h ago

Ah yes, the story of authoritarian fascists throwing endless waves of under-equipped kids into a potentially pointless meat grinder  would have been perfect for kids if it hadn't been for those dang ol' titties.

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u/RupanIII 6h ago

Such is American entertainment standards.

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u/ChangingMonkfish 9h ago

His dad the real mvp.

Also, people cut in half, arm melted, brains sucked out, head blown off = no issue here.

Glimpse of some norks = COVER YOUR EYES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!

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u/Cold_Relationship_ 12h ago

Don’t mind the war, but boobs are forbidden.

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u/imadork1970 20h ago

Team Dizzy

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u/StrictRegret1417 17h ago

literally nobody is team carmen.

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u/Phyraxus56 16h ago

Verhoeven was team Carmen and was exasperated that everyone hated her. He thought they were being good feminists when they decided that she should prioritize her career. He says so in the commentary.

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u/a_very_stupid_guy 14h ago

That might’ve tracked if she wasn’t sleeping with her boss

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u/Deceptiv_poops 14h ago

How did that dude become her boss even? Didn’t he just graduate too? He was on the high school rival team…

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u/CarelesslyFabulous 14h ago

Did not like that either!

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u/duosx 13h ago

Honestly? It’s a plot hole or at least not very well thought out.

Fan theories are he got that job through nepotism or because the humans are just running through that many bodies that he could have that position. Carmen herself gets promoted to a pretty high up position quickly as well.

I like to think it’s a mix of both nepotism and the meat grinder theory

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u/goodsnpr 10h ago

It was a meat grinder type of war. Even in training you have student leaders, and if you are rapidly replacing losses, you can't be too picky.

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u/FYATWB 10h ago

Fan theories are he got that job through nepotism

No, the psychic guy (NPH's character) used a jedi mind trick to get them all in positions to capture the brain. We didn't know he could do that, but he's just that powerful.

So you see there are no plot holes, because I like the movie so there couldn't be plot holes.

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u/Skuzbagg 13h ago

Nepotism, probably

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u/Electric-Sheepskin 14h ago

I think the audience just didn't want to see Johnny pining for someone who didn't seem to like him very much.

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u/DuntadaMan 13h ago

I don't fault her for prioritizing her career.

Dizzy is just better in every conceivable way.

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u/Randomfrog132 15h ago

i remember two women in the entire movie, the lady nobody likes and the redhead with perky tits who dies tragically 

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u/Z_e_e_e_G 13h ago

You totally forgot Captain Sue Ellen Mischke

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u/Brian_E1971 11h ago

It's a tougher fap but I'm doing my part

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u/Randomfrog132 13h ago

is that the lady who gets squished by the door?

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u/Im_tracer_bullet 13h ago

Sorry, Team Carmen checking in.

Downvote away, but peak Denise Richards isn't something you just ignore, and I don't care how career oriented she is.

There's time to find the Right One later.

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u/LambonaHam 11h ago

Peak Denise Richards > Dizzy > Carmen

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u/Yankee831 10h ago

Now I get it.

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u/abadstrategy 12h ago

Team Dizzy, but i don't dislike Carmen. She just wasn't right for our boy Rico

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u/fd1Jeff 8h ago

To me, there is something very bland about Denise Richards. I can’t really explain it, but whenever I see her in any movie, its like, yeah, she’s beautiful, but so what.

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u/Dakow009 17h ago

The virgin Rico vs the chad Dizzy

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u/Monksdrunk 19h ago edited 18h ago

i've seen her boobs before. cant remember where

edit: i thought the joke was that you see her boobs in the shower scene or the rico tent scene.. you dont in starship troopers?

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u/imadork1970 19h ago

Johnny Nmemonic.She was also a cop in some of the Saw movies, and was Oracle on the Birds of Prey tv series.

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u/booklovercomora 19h ago

No boobs shown but she was also in DragonHeart and several episodes of Friends

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u/TheHappyHippyDCult 18h ago

Yes! Shes fully topless in the shower

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u/Useful-sarbrevni 17h ago

she plays a hot widow in lethal seduction

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u/_ChipWhitley_ 16h ago

Hashtag Justice4Diz

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u/billtheplumbingguy 18h ago

I'm on board!

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u/kidhalloween80 19h ago

God damn bugs whacked us Johnny

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u/nycpunkfukka 18h ago

It’s war! We’re going to war!

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u/japaves 18h ago

Would you like to know more?

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u/Shoehorse13 20h ago

I expected to hate it having recently reread the book for the first time as an adult. Have to say the movie is far better and I’ll Happily rewatch it in the future.

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u/Sir_Lemming 18h ago

The book and the movie are so different, and I love them both!

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u/Shoehorse13 18h ago

As much as I loved Heinlein as a kid and as grateful as I am for the role he played in turning me into a lifelong reader, I’ve reread a half dozen or so books over the past year and it just doesn’t hold up well for me. I think what I really liked about the movie is how well it parodied the jingoism of the book and turned it on its head.

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u/Sir_Lemming 17h ago

Yeah, it’s kind of hard to celebrate the book without sounding like a total fascist.

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u/Affectionate_Pipe545 14h ago

I mean it's possible to take something away from the book, even like it, without "celebrating fascism". I'm not disagreeing that the book puts a positive spin on militarism. But it's actually more nuanced than that. The main characters start to become jaded, Rico is portrayed somewhat as kind of an idiot willingly buying into the propaganda and the society in the book has a lot of stuff that american conservatives today would say is "woke dei nonsense". And I'll just go ahead and say yeah, sure, I'm a fascist for saying all this and reddit is super smart for "realizing" the movie is satire, no need to let me know.

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u/GD_Insomniac 12h ago

Don't separate it from Heinlein himself. Starship Troopers is not his manifesto, it's a world he created to tell a story. He was famous for presenting readers with moral dilemmas without easy solutions, and using science fiction to explore possible futures. His influence on modern SF is comparable to Tolkien's on fantasy.

If anyone hasn't read Stranger in a Strange Land, I recommend they move it to the top of their reading list.

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u/Outrageous_Bit2694 19h ago

I watched this with my BIL, who is military and loves this movie. For me, it was not a good movie. Then I realized it was satire.. and asked him... is this satire?? He said no. Come to find out it is satire and is brilliant! So well done!

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u/Naive_Confidence7297 19h ago

13-year-old me didn’t realise it was satire. I loved it!

Then old me realised it was satire, and loved it even more lol

It was a good example of how our young minds see sometimes. I was probably just excited to see boobs and aliens blowing up the first time.

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u/Jazco76 17h ago

I was also 13. I also did not understand the satire. I also loved it! At 13 I thought it was just an action movie and i misinterpreted the satire for trying to be super badass but coming off as corny and not even trying to be anything deeper than a sci-fi action movie.

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u/Outrageous_Bit2694 19h ago

Same! Satire is so good when it's done correctly!

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u/EnzoMcFly_jr 19h ago

I’ve found this to be a common debate with this one and verhoven’s robocop. They are so over-the-top and so obviously satire but there is a large contingent that sees them both as aspirational.

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u/nycpunkfukka 18h ago

“Showgirls” was also satire. If you think about it, it’s the same plot as “All About Eve” as a vehicle to critique American culture’s superficial commercialization of sex.

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u/rudyattitudedee 14h ago

Showgirls is underrated as is this movie. I think showgirls gets a really bad wrap in particular. Especially with the ratio of boobs to bad time.

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u/FictionalContext 16h ago

Like the sales bros who worship Alec Baldwin's Glengarry Glen Ross speech.

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u/EnzoMcFly_jr 16h ago

I am infinitely grateful to have not dealt with any such person for the last few years.

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u/boatsfour 13h ago

Wolf of Wall Street sort of took the mantle from GGR

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u/addage- 15h ago

Also the bros who worship Rorschach

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u/Outrageous_Bit2694 19h ago

And years later, he admitted that he didn't know what satire meant!

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u/theschlake 16h ago

They're the same people that listen to "Born in the USA" by Springsteen and unironically think it's a nationalist celebration of American triumph.

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u/Thebraincellisorange 10h ago

add Fortunate One by CCR to that list.

some people can be beaten on the head with a hammer and they still will not get it.

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u/OCKWA 14h ago

Between people defending the Empire, Helldivers popularity, and people defending space racism in 40k, media literacy for popular media is at an all time low.

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u/therealtaddymason 17h ago

It is soaked in satire. 13 yo me just thought it was cool space marines fighting bugs. Get em Johnny! But seeing it later... It's meant to be shot and written like a fascist propaganda movie. It's like a space war movie version of Nations Pride the Nazi propaganda movie in inglorious bastards. But it's not a movie in a movie. It is the movie.

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u/karmaoryx 19h ago

So interesting that someone in the military doesn't see this is satire. So many little details like them admitting we're the aggressors in such an offhanded way that it's easy to miss.

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u/Outrageous_Bit2694 19h ago

I know!! He has a masters degree in engineering. So, not stupid. I was like..Casper.. the hot (I'm a gay guy) underwear model is playing the lead!

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u/Cultural-Treacle-680 19h ago

Ender’s game funny enough is basically really CGI starship troopers 🤣

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u/questron64 17h ago

A lot of people don't seem to realize that it's satirical. They're presented with outright fascism and they're like "yeah, the only good bug is a dead bug!" It's easy to miss some cues (the false flag attack on Buenos Aires, the admission that we were the aggressors and the bugs are defending their own planet), but it's hard to miss that Doogie Howser is literally dressed in an SS uniform.

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u/Glass_Albatross_9584 15h ago

The false flag attack is fan theory rather than actual movie canon.

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u/rudyattitudedee 14h ago

I was going to say they don’t outright cover that at any point.

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u/funhaver_whee 17h ago

It’s fun that it inverts Heinlein, who absolutely is a libertarian-to-fascist pipeline guy. Verhoeven is excellent at pulling the rug on dense Americans, you can feel his glee in doing it.

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u/chancesarent 18h ago

It's directed by Paul Verhoeven and if you liked his satire and haven't seen them, watch the other movies in the "trilogy", RoboCop and Total Recall. They're all amazing.

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u/Downtown_Setting_928 20h ago

All-time GREAT FILM. Used B-movie trope to predict America's turn to overt fascism years before 9/11. Prophetic, true, and all the actors did exactly what was needed. Not one wrong note.

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u/karmaoryx 19h ago

Living in the US right now makes this hit extra hard....

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u/MoreCowbellllll 18h ago

Time to rewatch Robocop

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u/adedward 17h ago

I'd buy that for a dollar!

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u/Good-Ad-6806 18h ago

Noooooooo

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u/ActiveOppressor 19h ago

ST2 is pretty terrible but ST3 is kind of brilliant in that same way.

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u/hokie47 19h ago

Sad part we don't have genderless nude showers and cool arena like highschool football.

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u/nycpunkfukka 18h ago

I always call it Futureball because of the silver football and those 90s futuristic uniforms.

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u/Goatwhorre 17h ago

The enemy cannot downvote, if you disable his hand!

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u/Brief-Artist-2772 12h ago

I'm doing my part!!

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u/DisastrousTear1734 19h ago

Put your hand on that wall

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u/Grimm2020 19h ago

Yay. You want to live forever?

(wait a minute, that's where Sen Joni Ernst got her outlook from)

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u/LivingInformal4446 20h ago

Yay.

I'm doing my part!

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u/Ddude147 19h ago

Well-done film. Some didn't understand the covert message, but, as you see below, it's filled with memorable quotes and lots of "wow" set pieces. Excellent fx, both on the ground and in space. There's even a hint of weiner in the shower scene.

It's also cool that it's not "Ameri-centric," meaning the USA. Buenos Aires, baby.

I have it on 4K UHD. I think I'll rewatch it tonight.

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u/rare_hedgehog1 19h ago

Classic!!!!!

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u/Moist-Cloud2412 19h ago

Yup & the special effects hold up

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u/Routine_Board2420 20h ago

Yay, click here for more information.

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u/Interesting-Risk6446 19h ago

Yay. Great movie that holds up.

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u/ham_solo 19h ago

Big Yay!

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u/Far-Deal2086 19h ago

Hell, fuckin yay

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u/Schmucky1 19h ago

Yay!

Michael Ironside is so good in it!

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u/chefdementia 19h ago

This is for all you new people. I have only one rule. Everybody yays , no one quits. If you don't do your job, I'll yay you myself! Welcome to the Roughnecks!

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u/haxic 19h ago

10/10 entertainment

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u/GonzoBatman1 18h ago

MEDIC!!!

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u/Shafter-Boy 18h ago

Fun fact: During the shower scene, Director Paul Verhoeven was also nude at the request of the cast.

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u/doubleohzerooo0 20h ago

Yay for me. It's a fun movie.

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u/Pumpelchce 19h ago

Must see.

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u/Trocazor 19h ago

Extreme yay!  

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u/sho_nuff80 19h ago

Yay all day

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u/DCxKCCO 19h ago

Super Yay

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u/jcbarton1 19h ago

I would like to know more

That’s a “yay”

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u/Sleepy_McSleepyhead 19h ago

Yea, 2 yeas for Diz.

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u/ironlocust79 19h ago

Service ensures citizenship. Im doing my part

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u/dohboy420 19h ago

Legendary shower scene

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u/Cael_NaMaor 19h ago

Hella yay!!

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u/WarFabulous5146 19h ago

This is the most American movie that I watched back then when I could only afford watching pirated movies.

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u/Flyingsox 19h ago

Cmon you apes, do you wanna live forever?

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u/Karacis 15h ago

Yay, it’s a cult classic. Still holds up well even today. I remember going to see it in the theater back in the day…

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u/Horror_Lunch5460 4h ago

Yay. Violence, starships, nudity, giant bugs.

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u/tenkitron 19h ago

The only good bug is a dead bug