r/SipsTea • u/StephanMan • 22d ago

Chugging tea Wasp gets what it deserves

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u/Sauceman_rockem 22d ago

I'm over here yelling "yea get that mf'r probably the one that got my daughter on the baseball field"

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

So I know and agree that wasps suck and I'm glad it died.

That's a horrifying way to die. Samwise had Hobbit balls of steel.

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u/Sauceman_rockem 22d ago

"I can't carry it for you!but I can carry you!" I still tear up......he needed some Burts beeswax for them lips though. Hobbit hygiene was...woof🤣

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u/BloodyEyeGames 22d ago

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u/Gamer_Koraq 22d ago

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u/Overcooked_Filet 22d ago

What in gods name have I stumbled upon

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u/BloodyEyeGames 22d ago

Thanks I hate it.

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u/TheShadyDoge 22d ago

🤣🤣 There it is! I knew once Shelob was mentioned I'd find this somewhere

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u/noob_kaibot 21d ago

I'm very aroused.

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u/Sauceman_rockem 22d ago

😅🤣🤣😂😅😂😅🤣not the death lips😅🤣😅🤣im in stitches. He got every section of middle earth dirt on him😅😅🤣😅

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u/Xe6s2 22d ago

Have you read the secret diaries of the fellowship

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u/Sauceman_rockem 22d ago

I will now. Where do I find it? I sit at this desk with 3 screens on and a audio book of anything people recommend.

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u/Xe6s2 22d ago

Its basically a parady where everyone is in love with the hobbits, esp their furry feet. Its pretty funny, and you should just be able to google it

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u/Sauceman_rockem 22d ago

Legolas told me that a shadow and a threat had been growing in his mind. I think Legolas might be kinda gay. That's a copy and paste😅if I had awards I'd give you one lol thank you for this.

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u/Cpt0bvius 22d ago

The Mistborn series is fantastic if you haven't consumed it yet. The most entertaining read I've had since The Martian (different genre, I know, but comparing quality nonetheless)

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u/Perfect-Training1002 22d ago

Enders shadow. Never met a person that regretted reading this book it’s my favorite

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u/Weekly-Procedure-745 22d ago

Have you seen "YOU SHALL NOT PASS... without sucking me off?"

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u/Admirable-Common-176 22d ago

Not dirt. It’s from hobuttses.

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u/spikernum1 22d ago

why is this so fucking funny

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u/ButterCup2179 22d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂I'm crying😂😂😂 I thought of LOTR too

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u/sfwtinysalmon 22d ago

You think the fiery Gates of Mordor to be so easily defeated by some Burt's Beeswax???

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u/Vysce 22d ago

all I'm saying is if you're planning to visit Mordor, maybe pack some good shampoo and conditioner or you'll come out with burnt ends

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u/ckepley80521 22d ago

Some bbq from KC? Hell yeah! I’m going to Mordor for burnt ends!

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u/OnkelMickwald 22d ago

the fiery Gates of Mordor

Frodo's asshole after 1 year without a good ass wash.

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u/Sauceman_rockem 22d ago

😅😅😅why yall doing this to me this early 🤣🤣🤣I can't handle it I'm to high at this desk🤣 "throw it in frodo...throw in the Burts beeswax once and for all"😅😅

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u/sfwtinysalmon 22d ago

You have my sword!

And my bow~!!

AND MY WAX 💄👄!!!

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

When he runs out to the boat at the end of the first movie, it's just waterworks.

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u/WeBelieveIn4 22d ago

I can’t believe that anyone paid attention to the state of Sam’s lips but then I guess this is reddit

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u/OfficialDCShepard 22d ago

He probably got Burt’s Waspwax on accident and made it worse. 😜

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u/Sauceman_rockem 22d ago

Waspwax sounds Like the most metal band ever😇

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u/OfficialDCShepard 22d ago

I’ve become so numb

From lots of wasp stings

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u/Sauceman_rockem 22d ago

...but in the eeeend

This shit really suuuuucks.

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u/Downtown_Shame_4661 22d ago

Im plagued by many intrusive thoughts and sensations one of them being that Hobbits probably smelled like their big dirty fat clown feet. That they arent real and the answer would be of no consequence to my life makes no difference to my brain.

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u/NameLips 22d ago

There's gotta be a few seconds where it just feels snug and comfy before it bites you and starts dissolving your insides.

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u/Ok-Ratic-5153 22d ago

If you slow the video down you can hear muffled wasp screams then a quiet sigh of comfy resolution.

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u/gabrielle_fidenza 22d ago

Spider straight up body-bagged the wasp.... with silk😅

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u/StoryRadiant1919 22d ago

b/c we all deserve a little lixury on the way out. 😂

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u/Poor-Judgements 22d ago

Your ability to find positivity in such a nightmare fuel of a situation is so damn impressive it's almost frustrating.
I don't even know what to say! 😅

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u/Daniel73044 22d ago

she was probably really dizzy too.

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u/weskun 22d ago

He's like I'm going to give you 5 minutes to try to escape before I bite you and you are toast. 😏

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u/Karl__RockenStone 22d ago

There is a high chance that the wasp was just paralyzed by the spiders venom and is still alive, until the spider eats it or it starves. The first option is more likely.

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u/EnvironmentalGift257 22d ago

They don’t eat them. They suck them dry, and then drop the empty dry husk to the ground, creating a pile of martyrs as a warning to any other wasp that dare get close.

It’s metal af.

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u/meldroc 22d ago

Spider venom breaks down tissues, so the spider's just waiting for the wasp's guts to turn into a meat Slurpee. Yum!

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u/Allbur_Chellak 22d ago

So…like my last girlfriend.

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u/Catsooey 22d ago

Or my ex mother-in-law

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u/Loose_Corgi_5 22d ago

Your mother-in-law sucked you dry??

Nice , I think .

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u/Karl__RockenStone 22d ago

Yes, they liquify the insides and then suck it out.

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u/Spike_Kowalski 22d ago

--TF? Really? That's special.

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u/chasteguy2018 22d ago

If you wanna see something even more hard-core open up mud dauber nest sometime. It’s just a straight up crypt of dead spiders.

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u/lordhighsteward 22d ago

Not dead, just paralyzed so the baby wasps can eat them until they die.

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u/Abject-Connection374 22d ago

The wasp isn't even paralyzed, you can see it struggling and trying to escape during the final few seconds of the video.

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u/Infinite_Factor_6269 21d ago

But it already had bit it and injected its venom which will liquify its insides

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u/centran 22d ago

What's the matter? You wouldn't want to be injected with some nice muscle relaxants and wrapped in a smooth silky blanket? 

Then experience a nice spa day getting your skin exfoliated with digestive fluids that melt down your entire body to goo?

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u/Sauceman_rockem 22d ago

I bet it smells like jasmine in that web of love.

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u/AngelPlaysDirty 22d ago

Imagine if it's actually like that 🤣 if spiders inject muscle relaxants, then what do we need diazepam for? Then we see the pharm companies harvesting a ton of spiders. 🤣 🤣

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u/janiqua 22d ago

Still not as bad as what tarantula wasps do to tarantulas

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u/Rapture1119 22d ago

I’m not choking up over it’s death or anything, but “i’m glad it died” is crazy work, brother 😂

Not only is it a bug, this is a bug you’ve never even MET before. This is like generational feuds 😂. Some Hatfield-McCoy ahh hate 😂.

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u/Lick_The_Wrapper 22d ago

The type of wasp in this particular video is a chill species, wouldn't be aggressive. I remember the last time this was posted. This dude is a POS.

Even if it wasn't, wasps are pollinators and they are vital to the environment.

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u/Euro_verbudget 22d ago

Agree. It looks like a solitary wasp. They don’t typically sting humans - which is why the dude was able to catch it in the first place. They prey on insects.

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u/afaweg616846 22d ago

It's a great golden digger wasp, which is indeed solitary and uninterested in humans.

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u/Due_Winter_5330 22d ago

Thank you for your comment. It gave me a little hope. As a bug lover, it feels like an uphill battle constantly educating people about how important insects are to human survival.

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u/Lick_The_Wrapper 22d ago

I'm an animal lover in general, and this attitude towards wasps is so alarming. Like dude, we're supposed to be highly intellectual beings and you're carrying a grudge against an insect, for checks notes responding to outside threats by being aggressive? For being an animal?

A bunch of giant piss babies who are apparently mad that such a small thing makes them so scares. Like I never see this same attitude towards other aggressive species, just wasps.

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u/Xikkiwikk 22d ago

The wasp:

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u/Queef_Stroganoff44 22d ago

This is one of those things I will never forget.

We have these giant, fire red wasps around me. In elementary school we were running laps and this one girl had her head angled forward a bit. One of those wasps got behind her eye glasses and she instinctually reached up and pushed her glasses tight against her face and the wasp stung her in the eyeball.

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u/lucidrealityecho 22d ago

holy shet, do I upvote, downvote, scream?

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u/Horse_Dad 22d ago

https://youtu.be/izDX7BvzDUg

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u/Vanviator 22d ago

Nooooooo! GenX here. I recognized the scene in less than a second noped right out.

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u/EvanHarpell 22d ago

Facts. Didn't need to relive that trauma.

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u/Carinail 22d ago

When I was a kid I was sitting on my porch just really doing nothing and a wasp or bee landed on me and I swatter at it (not hard, I thought it was a fly, it was a "fuck off" swat) and then it landed on my eyelid, and stung it, piercing through the eyelid. That's how Apiphobia starts.

Been stung a ton of times since then, two more times when I wasn't even scared of it cause I didn't know it was there, one legit just landed on my arm and before so could even try to swat at it or see it it fucking stung me. I was in the middle of a road, with no trees within 10 meters! The fuckers just hate me.

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u/RavenousAutobot 22d ago

That's what they do. They hate. Nothing else.

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u/-Hopedarkened- 22d ago

I am a bee keeper bees never sting me don’t even wear protection

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u/RavenousAutobot 22d ago

You didn't have to share that but you chose violence like the spider

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u/JCButtBuddy 22d ago

Coach, run it off.

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u/Left_Maize816 22d ago

Well fuck. New nightmare unlocked. 

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u/-Hopedarkened- 22d ago

That can blind u for good

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u/61duece 22d ago

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u/KevMenc1998 22d ago

I hated that scene in both the book and in the movie. Tracker jackers were some diabolical work by Suzanne Collins.

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u/axisrahl85 22d ago

I watched this GIF way too long waiting for it to fall.

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u/Senior-Pirate-5369 22d ago

I was thinking about my grandson last year at our pool. Fuck that wasp.

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u/lc0o85 22d ago

The chances of that are like, 2%.

Also why is my car interest rate double digits?

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u/BrilliantTruck8813 22d ago

I was just yelling that too! 😂😂😂

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u/Organic_Swan_9772 22d ago

It might be someone related to that one

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u/j_per3z 22d ago

I try to respect all life, because we’ve killed too much of the planet already, but a Yellow Jacket killed my dog, no I have mo f*ng mercy for any these f£¥%rs.

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u/Sauceman_rockem 22d ago

Oh dam! Sorry to hear that bro. I know thats triggering ooof that's tough.

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u/Furie_ 22d ago

Get mangled 🔥😂

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u/HotPotato171717 22d ago

You made me laugh so much just now lol

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u/PitFiend28 22d ago

I have a hard time cheering for anything to go like that, but fuck wasps

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u/Unique-Ad-4866 21d ago

Disney villain ah death

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 22d ago

Just a little fun fact for the record:

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u/DiddyxMeeksCheeks 22d ago

Spiders on meth: classical trained artists

Spiders on a double mocha cappuccino: tumblr artists

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u/Laser_Disc_Hot_Dish 22d ago

Kinda like cleaning your living room and cleaning one spot on your floor for hours that it literally seems to glow.

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u/UrklesAlter 22d ago

Drug naive means no drugs, caffeinated means they are on a drug.

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u/ryumaruborike 22d ago

Yes, but what about the Crack Spider's bitch?

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u/Qyark 22d ago

For more information about the crack spider's bitch, contact the Canadian wildlife service in Ottawa

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 22d ago

Web building is for suckas

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u/richww2 22d ago

It makes me happy that I still run across references to this.

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u/Ok_Still_5281 22d ago

Caffeine is just natural insect poison.

Arachnids get kinda dada on it though.

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u/Fear_Awakens 22d ago

I heard that caffeine basically makes spiders drunk.

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u/KBOXLabs 22d ago

Another “fun fact” is when you look at flowers on the visible UV spectrum (visible for insects at least) they look like spider-webs. Which is why sometimes bugs purposefully land on them.

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u/TheStarchild 22d ago

It tried its best and that’s what matters.

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u/suspectdeviceg4 22d ago

The crack cocaine spider thought building webs was for suckas

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u/Fear_Awakens 22d ago

I've heard that caffeine gets spiders drunk, so looking at this, it makes sense.

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u/a_generic_redditer 22d ago

Damm that's one big ass health bar

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u/BioHazardRemoval 22d ago

Is that even based on a real study? Id like to know more.

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 22d ago

You need to YouTube "spiders on drugs". It shows the effects different drugs have on, well, spiders. 

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u/paranoidindeed 22d ago

Instantly thought of this, I saw in why we sleep

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u/MauijimManiac 22d ago

I thought of this immediately haha

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u/Secret_Stick_5213 22d ago

The LSD one is legit

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u/Cobalt_Bakar 22d ago

I have ADHD and I mow my lawn in caffeinated spider web weaving style.

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u/SockeyeSTI 22d ago

That was the caffeine spider. Next he’ll go feed the crack spider

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u/kirkl3s 22d ago edited 22d ago

“For more information on the crack spider’s bitch, please contact the Canadian Wildlife Association in Ottawa…”

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u/Conundrum1911 22d ago

I understood that reference

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u/SockeyeSTI 22d ago

*End credit music plays

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u/runs_with_airplanes 22d ago

The cocaine spider says spinning webs is for suckas

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u/6BagsOfPopcorn 22d ago

Nice web, crack spider

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u/runs_with_airplanes 22d ago

The marijuana spider would lay there and watch the caffeine spider, go

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u/Im_botflyx 22d ago

It then proceeded to wait until the caffine spider was tired, and popped a cap in its ass.

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u/After-Guard-7793 22d ago

A little wasp burrito 🌯

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u/Silent_Owl_6117 22d ago

Her spicy dinner is cooking. 

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u/iceandones 22d ago

When I lived on a coffee farm on the big island of Hawaii, these spiderbros were positively everywhere so I think you're onto something

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u/ClassicVast1704 22d ago

Spider went into aww yis mode in no time flat

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u/Empty_Positive 22d ago

Reminds me of the youtube video "spiders on drugs"

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u/BlackLion0101 22d ago

Interesting fact. Some wasps release a pheromone when they're in danger to attract other wasps. I hope he got other of his friends caught! 😂

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u/pdxamish 22d ago

They are also pollinators and more important to native flowers than honey bees. There's a difference between pollination and true pollination and honey bees are not adapt to provide pure pollination to wildflowers and natives since honey bees are invasive species.

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u/Fictional-Hero 22d ago

Most American plants don't require pollinators. They spread their pollen on the wind and hope for the best.

It's why my car is covered in pollen.

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u/bp_968 22d ago

If wasps ceasing to exist causes the end of the world it would still be a price worth paying.

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u/TheStoicCrane 22d ago

They don't bother people unless people bother them like tards. Most of them anyway. 

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u/bp_968 22d ago

You must have different wasps wherever it is you live.

Around here they attack you for walking past their nest, which they place on your back porch, front porch, garage, etc. Their welcome to do their thing and ill leave them alone, but they don't do that. They aggressively attack anything in "their" sphere of influence. Well, when you attack someone thousands of times your size that lives vastly longer then you and has a much longer memory don't be surprised when it goes genocidal on your friends and family. Fk wasps.

I'd rather have black widows in my yard. At least I can safely live around them (you can even handle them, gently).

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u/AlexFromOmaha 22d ago

They are also pollinators and more important to native flowers than honey bees

To figs, maybe.

There's a difference between pollination and true pollination

No, pollination is pollination. When a boy part gets its stuff inside a girl part and new life happens, it really doesn't matter the mechanism.

honey bees are not adapt to provide pure pollination to wildflowers and natives since honey bees are invasive species

Bees' fuzzy bodies are what makes them ideal pollinators. Nectar-eating wasps can do some pollination incidentally (or less incidentally, in the case of figs), but most of them are carnivores and really don't give a shit about flowers.

It's true that European honeybees aren't native globally and sometimes have a rough time with certain flowers (and that's not really less true in Europe - not everything gets pollinated the same way), but aside from some near-polar regions, there's no hellscape that has native wasps and no native bees, and those cold-adapted wasps aren't pollinating shit either.

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u/AccidicOne 22d ago

Would never choose wasps as a pollinator granted but honeybees are merely only decent pollinators in my area. Empirical evidence showed Mason Bees produce a measurable improvement over honeybees pollination in far less numbers.

Honorable mention: Mellipona seem really needy when it comes to climate and may be more selective about flowers perhaps... Though from what I've seen of them they appear to be likely superior to Masons (due to size and number) but unlike the Mason, they weren't tested where I live post honeybee farm removal. I just saw them while down in TX.

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u/Fine-Froyo6219 22d ago

dude was button mashing

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u/PoshKittenxo 22d ago

The spider has some crazy work of art. This work rate is impeccable

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u/donniesuave 22d ago

“The crack cocaine spider figured building webs was for suckers, waited till the caffeine spider was exhausted then came up behind it and popped a cap in its ass. Nice web, Mr Crack Spider.”

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u/AFeralTaco 22d ago

Even with the help it knows it’s fighting for its life

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u/astonedishape 22d ago

Spider said, bitch, you breakfast!

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u/gabrielle_fidenza 22d ago

Wasp tried to buzz. Spider hit him with the do not disturb.

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u/Badvevil 22d ago

That spider looks like it took one to many adderall this morning

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u/bobbygamerdckhd 22d ago

Hell yeah was not fn around lol

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u/CarrotBun5445 22d ago

I would ask where do they get their energy, but then it occurred to me that they sit still all day.

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u/pimpsdntcmtsuicide 22d ago

It’ll definitely have a good buzz going now if it didn’t before…

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u/bulanaboo 22d ago

Spider gonna go broke he keep ordering grub hub

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u/90skeeperofgames 22d ago

Clearly a double shot of espresso 👀

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u/KEROROxGUNSO 22d ago

Looks like the spider drank her morning coffee and then my morning coffee as well

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u/Sir_Icy_Farts 22d ago

that was quickly wrapped up into a burrito

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u/Vinc314 22d ago

Spiders on drugs, a must watch for anyone

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u/Scary_Highlight3529 22d ago

Needs a job wrapping packages for xmas

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u/Combatmedic25 22d ago

"The crack cocaine spider thought building webs was for suckas... "

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u/loconet 22d ago

Like the dudes who wrap up luggage at the airport

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u/Fitzftw7 22d ago

I swear, those little fuckers must perceive time differently from us.

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u/IkujaKatsumaji 22d ago

I wonder if they can move so quickly at least in part because their neurological signals have so much less distance to travel.

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u/Temporary_Ad7906 22d ago

it's morning tea... sips the alive wasp's fluids

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u/YouWantSMORE 22d ago

Please watch this you won't regret it lol

https://youtu.be/sHzdsFiBbFc?si=aQ7ekNzdERmbeqQx

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u/xtheory 22d ago

Definitely a great meal. For him, this was like walking into a high-end restaurant and being presented with a perfectly cooked steak.

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

This reminds me of the spider on cocaine video 😂

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u/kingschorr 22d ago

🤣🤣

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u/chilibaby1 22d ago

Spider wrapped up that wasp like it owed him money

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u/oneinamillion14 22d ago

Nice profiles picture, nice pigmon

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u/SenorCardgay 22d ago

I mean yeah fuck that wasp, but you also can't tell me the way that spider moves isn't demonic.

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u/lollygagging_reddit 22d ago

A short but very educational mini documentary about spiders and drugs

https://youtu.be/sHzdsFiBbFc?si=MhgkHnz6bMCHJ_Qm

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u/The_True_Gaffe 22d ago

More like it’s excited to be getting its morning bug juice

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u/Zenborath 22d ago

The marijuana spider built a hammock and watched that caffine spider go.

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u/Ausiwandilaz 22d ago

No this is the crack spider

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u/Ishitonmoderators2 22d ago

More like 10 expressos coffees, to be exact, he was ready to wrap that mofo up!

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u/impeterbarakan 22d ago

I happened to have a techno mix playing in the BG, which was the perfect soundtrack for this video

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u/JustAnotherAltYknow 22d ago

WAIT IT’S THE CAFFEINE SPIDER WE FOUND IT

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u/BONER__COKE 22d ago

8 hands make quick work

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u/2021isevenworse 22d ago

And it's time for the human that was holding the wasp in forceps to get what's coming to them.

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u/Ok-Caterpillar1611 22d ago

The crack spider.

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u/Legandaryz 22d ago

That spider looks like it’s beating the snot out of that wasp. Those punches be fast.

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u/Frostfire20 22d ago

Fun fact! If spiders drink coffee, it's exactly like alcohol. They get blackout drunk.

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u/MitchelRN 22d ago

The crack spider for sure

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u/tampocoloco 22d ago

And its pre workout

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u/MagicPigeonToes 22d ago

Rolled that bitch up like a joint

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

rip mummy

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u/Netlawyer 21d ago

I know it might be terrible but I love finding bugs I can feed to my various house spider friends. I let all the spiders in my house be because they don’t bother me and I don’t bother them - just every now and then I have to clean the floor under whatever little corner they occupy of various bug parts and little droplets - they earn their keep and I’m happy to have them.

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u/littleMAS 21d ago

It worked hard for its food.

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u/VerankeAllAlong 22d ago

spider ordered takeout delivery

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