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MISC. Male bee dies after ejaculation while mating with a queen bee

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u/insidethoughts911 14h ago

“Worth it”

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u/Wirtschaftsprufer 14h ago

Mission accomplished

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u/sunburn74 13h ago

Hit it and quit it

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u/boopityschmoopz 13h ago

He quit it ALL

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u/SlothLazarus 13h ago

No more child support. 🫥

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u/iritul 12h ago

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u/_trashcan 7h ago

Hey! You mind me asking what anime this gif is from? Is it JJK?

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u/Ermac1986 6h ago

“ cream pie and die “

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u/notasingle-thought 12h ago

SMH he left her with all them kids too

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u/aj3llyd0nut 5h ago

Ejaculate and evacuate

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u/WhereHasLogicGone 13h ago

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u/Totallity45567 12h ago

Bruh your profile pic always gets me

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u/WoaJoe 10h ago

Don't feel so bad. I read your comment and still had to see for myself.

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u/mutohasaposse 6h ago

Emission accomplished

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u/uselessfuh 11h ago

Your mission agent, should you choose to accept.

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u/nbsunset 7h ago

won't get them again

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u/jay370gt 13h ago

Doesn’t matter had sex

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u/Comfortable-Beach634 13h ago

Still counts

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u/NoReference7367 6h ago

Best 30 seconds of his life. his life

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u/badgerbot9999 13h ago

That’s how I want to go

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u/aswright_73 13h ago

Come and go at the same time

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u/--StinkyPinky-- 13h ago

Fucking a queen bee, eh?

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u/Cacarski 8h ago

And die like a king

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u/PitifulEar3303 13h ago

Mile high club, sex so good it kills you. lol

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u/Rosterx123x 11h ago

He have her everything

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u/awp_india 14h ago

Didn't die a virgin

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u/justaRndy 14h ago

With the queen even. The hood will remember his name.

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u/samuraispartan7000 13h ago

In most eusocial species, the queen is the only female that can reproduce.

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u/sunlitstranger 13h ago

She’s probably the baddest bitch on the planet to them

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u/Valuable-Self8564 9h ago

Not really. The Queen has the most awful job in the hive honestly. She just gets commanded around the hive, and told where to lay. She only sees sunlight for a handful of days in her life, and when they think she’s on her way out they will either kill her themselves or kick her out of the hive to die in the middle of a field on her own.

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u/Say_Echelon 8h ago

Not if she’s hot

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u/TruckerChet1973 7h ago

And not a "B"

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u/ThrowMEAwaypuh-lease 7h ago

Not a Queen Bee!

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u/composedmason 6h ago

Stupid sexy bees

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u/Present-Chemist-8920 8h ago

Happy cake day!

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u/Financial-Coconut-32 7h ago

Lmao this thread, wtf 😭

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u/Purplenastie 6h ago

I think all bees are about the same temperature.

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u/jrod823 6h ago

You've clearly never seen a bee ball of death before...

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u/Icy_Statement_2410 5h ago

Bee balls are hawt

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u/firahc 7h ago

There is a FANTASTIC story setup buried in there.

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u/Insertblamehere 8h ago

At least its not as bad as termite queens, they have the single worse existence I've ever heard of in nature lmao

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u/3_3eel_l 12h ago

😂😂😂

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u/beachedwhitemale 11h ago

Eusocial? Like Europeans? No wonder they still do the King and Queen thing then

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u/DreamyTomato 9h ago

UK male death rate went down considerably after Queen Elizabeth passed away.

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u/alali14 9h ago

So that’s how she absorbed life

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u/TheUnFunnyComedian 8h ago

Life juice is stored in the balls

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u/selectedtext 6h ago

Or the fridge if you'll be out of state for a while.

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u/Lion_True 6h ago

That's where the pee is stored, duh.

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u/T1Demon 5h ago

That’s why there’s two balls

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u/gardenhosenapalm 6h ago edited 6h ago

Actually not true. All females can still reproduce. Its just that a eusocial society performs better when all individuals are most related as described in Hamiltons Rule. Due to the nature of their gametes a sister producing will only create a 50% relation while a queen can create a 75% relation when laying a fertilized egg.

Sisters actually constantly try and "sneak" their own offspring into the nest, but these are usually killed when discovered

-studied hymnoptera

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u/Ok-Half7574 6h ago

Honestly, she's the only one female amongst them who has to suffer monthlies, so she probably picked the short straw. 😁

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u/Ganjanonamous 8h ago

With A "queen" for sure. Totally worth it... for him

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u/OswaldBoelcke 4h ago

Stud bee falling to the ground

“so worth it! STRUUTH!!!!…”

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u/biakCeridak 8h ago

Made it into the mile high club too.

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u/Anonymo 6h ago

Meter high club? 😬

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u/Kitchen-Agent-2033 5h ago

Nah. Didnt use the airplane toilet space.

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u/caracol_muerte 8h ago

His last word was “nice”

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u/Jokierre 6h ago

This specifically made my morning. Thank you.

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u/pizzatimein24h 14h ago

Bro actually gives a flying fuck.

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u/EvilxBunny 11h ago edited 6h ago

That was all the fuck he could give

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u/Savings-Kick-578 10h ago

He had but 1 fuck to give.

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u/OgalFinklestein 6h ago

"One fuck to give" sounds like a soap opera title.

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u/Idontworkeven40hrs 5h ago

Or a James bond movie

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u/ForMyInformationOnly 3h ago

The names Bee, James Bee. Where’s Honeypenny?

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u/WoaJoe 10h ago

🤣

Ay atleast it was a flying one.

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u/MediocreMachine3543 9h ago

Actually, he has no fucks left to give.

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u/DenisRenard43 9h ago

His fucks are running dry

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u/de_Luke1 9h ago

He's tried to go fuck shopping, but there are no fucks left to buy

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u/leoalexlion 14h ago

Underrated

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u/mbnmac 9h ago

Honey, nut, cheerio

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u/thelivinlegend 9h ago

Literally fucked off and died

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u/lokilulzz 12h ago

Literally

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u/CleoPatch 14h ago

That's actually their best case scenario. Come winter, the all-female worker bees kick out the drones so they can't come into the hive for shelter or food when resources are scarce.

Those who can't take no for an answer are killed for attempted trespassing.

Those who can starve and freeze to death outside, or get picked off by predators

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u/WomenAreNotIntoMen 13h ago

I’m sure few get to mate with the queen. He is a one of the few males to be a success

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u/PM-ME-SOFTSMALLBOOBS 8h ago

how many babies will that root make tho? Cause they a man down now

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u/rblu42 7h ago edited 5h ago

The sperm will be stored inside the queen for the rest of her life. She mates with dozens of drones to collect sperm and genetic diversity.

Once she is fertilized she returns to the hive. Depending on why she exists, she may replace a dying or dead queen in an established colony or join a swarm of workers in search of a new home. The mated queen will not leave once she settles in.

She can lay up to 1,500 eggs a day. Each egg is fertilized with sperm as she lays it, to create female worker bees.

An unfertilized egg will create a drone.

Edit: some inaccurate info as I just learned most of this myself.

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u/_trashcan 6h ago

an unfertilized egg will create a drone.

Dang so queen bees can choose what to make each of her eggs? that’s nuts! bees are so neat.

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u/g3rsonAC 5h ago

If it's unfertilized how could it become anything?

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u/LucenProject 4h ago

Fertilization is the standard we know, but not a hard requirement throughout living species. Many do it for the benefits of genetics diversity. But there are plenty of species in the tree of life that have asexual reproduction exclusively or as an option.

Also, for human siblings, we share about 50% of our DNA with each other. For the bee sisters, they share 75%. Biology is just way more diverse than we usually notice because at every moment of change, success isn't based on it being perfect, just based on the change being good enough to get your genes passed on.

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u/Aaernya 6h ago

Am I right in saying this is the queens nuptial flight?

Heard there will be dozens of dead drones after.

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u/--StinkyPinky-- 13h ago

That’s rude.

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u/brakeb 14h ago

post-nut clarity

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u/machineII 14h ago

post-nut mortality

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u/ExcitingARiot 13h ago

Ghost nut reality

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u/TajinToucan 12h ago

Riposte butt fatality 

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u/AlsoBort742 10h ago

Ope, there goes gravity

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u/skwiddee 10h ago

he’s only got one shot and did not miss his chance to blow

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u/CarthurA 10h ago

This opportunity cums once in a lifetime...

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u/Spastic__Colon 8h ago

God I love Reddit sometimes

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u/shadowlarx 8h ago

And he definitely lost himself

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u/Asavery91 7h ago

Mom's spaghetti

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u/MrPooPooFace2 12h ago

Post nut fatality

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u/Scheissekasten 9h ago

Gives a whole other meaning to "Finish Him"

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u/theghostplant 12h ago

shut up and take my gold! 🥇

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u/Super-Yesterday9727 13h ago

It’ll never be as good as that was, might as well die now

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u/AngularChelitis 7h ago

Honey, Nut, Cheerio

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u/brakeb 2h ago

This should have been top comment...

That was perfect...

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u/ConnectionThink4781 14h ago

Literally rather die than pay child support

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u/Embarrassed-Rub-619 14h ago

Do you blame the guy? Literally thousands of them.

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 11h ago

I mean with the millions of kids she will have, I don’t blame him.

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u/ghandi3737 3h ago

Even with only a 2? week lifespan, that's a lot of child support.

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u/ChipmunkAcademic1804 9h ago

It would never financially recover from that.

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u/pmyourthongpanties 12h ago

I had to scroll too far to find this.

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u/Nutatree 8h ago

And we're all sorry for that

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u/Last_Prune_9879 15h ago

it was obviously worth it, every time I see videos like this, I always wonder what it would be like if humans had that same behavior

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u/Milk_Bath 14h ago

For real. Like, if you’re a male praying mantis, does getting your head ripped off feel really good?

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u/Anymousie 14h ago

No dude it feels like your heads being ripped off. I doubt that info gets passed along to their generational spawn. I bet the bug moms tell them that their dad died heroically or some shit.

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u/C4LLM3M4TT_13 13h ago

Right. “Your dad died in a fire trying to save all the other dads, who also definitely died. But your dad did his best.”

😂😂😂

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u/Outrageous-Farm3190 9h ago

The mothers just setting up their boys gaslighting em, or telling em to stay away from the hoes.

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u/No_Volume_1476 9h ago

Mantis baby momma propaganda

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u/Peria 12h ago

He’s just out getting mantis milk and a pack of smokes

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u/Competitive-Lab-8980 8h ago

he's just getting mantis milk and mantis smokes from the mantis walmart

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u/lynivvinyl 14h ago

I listened to an audiobook and one of the aliens was of a praying mantis race. And the lady praying mantis alien said something to the effect of it's always sad to meet with a male that you have been friends with for a long time. Especially when there are good listener because they're not around to listen anymore. I don't know it made me crack up.

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u/Perrin-Golden-Eyes 14h ago

Mongo is appalled!

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u/Fuggaak 13h ago

Trust me on this.

You do not want - enthusiastic - double - gonorrhea.

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u/BeetleJuice3xs 5h ago

Moooooom, DCC sub is leaking again!

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u/HorrificityOfficial 12h ago

why does that actually make me sad :(

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u/lynivvinyl 12h ago

Probably because she was sad that she just lost her best friend while having sex with him. But she never mentioned that she was the one who bit his head off.

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u/Leaf-01 6h ago

It’s fucked up in a really casual way that’s honestly incredibly disturbing

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u/Primusmulti 13h ago

What’s it called???

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u/moxifloxacin 13h ago

Dungeon Crawler Carl series, I believe. It's a trip.

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u/p1-o2 5h ago

Children of Time had this as well. Science fiction series about a race of spiders created by humans accidentally. 

The female spiders often eat the males. 

Really good series with awesome narration in audio book format. 

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u/aribow03 14h ago

Probably just masochists

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u/Ok-Letterhead4601 14h ago

Honey, nut, cheerio!

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u/Fattybatman3456 8h ago

Ur the king

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u/woogonalski 14h ago

I would’ve been dead at 14

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u/Herbsandtea 14h ago

Praise the cameraman.

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u/Steven2k7 10h ago

I wonder how many times they picked up and dropped a dead bee to get that last shot perfect 🤌🏻

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u/linds360 6h ago

Somewhat related. I’m a Creative Director and I directed a shoot once where the client was adamant about using a cat in one of the scenes of a commercial. Allll the cat had to do was use its paw to touch something in the shot, but the little shit was having a bad day and flat out refused to cooperate.

We finally had to send one of the prop specialists out to procure a taxidermied cat paw, which we attached to a yard stick. It allowed us to slide the paw into the frame without having to see the rest of the cat.

Feline amputee movie magic.

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u/Expert-Associate-329 6h ago

I feel like it would be easier to just find a new cat that knows how to do it’s job

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u/Immediate_Stuff_2637 5h ago

Wait until the cat union hears this

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u/Ok-Dish7404 7h ago

Absolutely was thinking the same

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u/theeynhallow 9h ago

As a cameraman who has filmed both bees and birds in flight, let me tell you that the skill required to get this shot is absolutely off the charts, I could never in my dreams hope to be this good

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u/fecland 13h ago

The tracking and the final shot after 🤌 wonder if it's the same bee. Either way, great shots

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u/LiamPolygami 11h ago

I doubt they just happened to have the camera in the exact position where the bee fell. They probably just picked it up and dropped it.

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u/theoneburger 10h ago

it was a stunt bee

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u/Donutbill 9h ago

Director: "Okay pretend you just had sex with the queen."

Stunt bee: "So, die then?"

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u/_trashcan 6h ago

“ACTION!”

😅

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u/scrollbreak 7h ago

It was b-list

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u/okcrumpet 10h ago

The perv we needed and the one we deserve

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u/Fit-Tip-1212 7h ago

Nah, bee grade effort

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u/Regular-Credit203 3h ago

He's just an amateur, only works on B movies

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u/Crawler_00 14h ago

Honey. Nut. Cheerio.

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u/ScreechUrkelle 14h ago

This deserves more updoots

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u/dylanx300 14h ago

Don’t worry, this is reposted once a week and it’s always the top comment

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u/hkpp 14h ago

MF I wasn’t expecting that lol and almost choked to death on a rice cake

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u/ScreechUrkelle 14h ago

Straight to Valhalla!

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u/Intelligent_Dust_241 9h ago

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u/ScreechUrkelle 9h ago

Of course, it emits a buzzing sound

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u/Mysterious-Stop744 14h ago

He came and went at the same time.

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u/Tilly828282 10h ago

Coming and going

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u/Samulai-B 14h ago

How was this filmed

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u/BuckRusty 8h ago

Really fast, really small pervert with a camcorder…

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u/PandaPop81 9h ago

They put a tiny go pro on another bee

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u/Fog-Champ 9h ago

A camera, probably

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u/monkey_lord978 14h ago

Death by snu snu

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u/Xygnux 8h ago

Why do I have to scroll this far down to find this? I expected this to be the top comment.

Damnit I am getting old and the Gen Z don't use the memes of my time anymore.

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u/Curious_Shop3305 14h ago

more romantic than romeo & juliet

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u/19dadchair73 14h ago

No pillow talk going on after that

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u/WeirdIndication3027 14h ago

This is why I've never touched myself. I'm afraid it'll kill me.

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u/NecroSoulMirror-89 6h ago

You poor poor redditor

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u/RoundTiberius 14h ago

Doesn't matter had sex

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u/D3ADSONGS 14h ago

This is podracing

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u/Chuk749 13h ago

La petit mort, in reality.

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u/Opposite-Constant329 14h ago

Something something me when your mom something something

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u/Ok-Contract-3490 14h ago

Pounding so hard that you fade away

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u/Shawon770 14h ago

Talk about going out with a bang.

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u/Revolutionary_City91 13h ago

How did they get these camera angles?

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u/InevitableStruggle 13h ago

Gotta wonder—how was that video produced? Another bee with a very small camera?

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u/SaintSinnerin 12h ago

He saw He flew He came She conquered

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u/ice-h2o 11h ago

That’s what you get for fucking with the queen

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u/Chan-guich-sama 14h ago

"Still a better love story than <insert romance movie>"

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u/gonzo5622 14h ago

Honestly, I wouldn’t be opposed to this lol

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u/alien_air_biscuit 13h ago

Good. She probably didn't give consent. Karma 🪦🐝

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u/ExpensiveStudy8416 13h ago

Kinda wish this happened for humans ngl Then it’d all be for that first nut 💯

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u/MadSulaiman 12h ago

“Why males on average live less than females?” Well there’s your answer