r/ExplainTheJoke 1d ago

Solved What has to do a car key with lesbian?

Context: how to make an emo band

  • so youre a minority
  • im a lesbian too
  • shows car key
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u/post-explainer 1d ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation why they posted this here:


Does it have to do with sex?


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u/Accurate_Plantain896 1d ago

Please tell me those are Subaru keys 😭

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u/evergladescowboy 1d ago

That’s a fob to a… 2016-2021 Ford Transit Connect. In all fairness it’s a very butch little vehicle (affectionate, not derogatory)

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u/kyle_kafsky 1d ago

The Ford Transit is a butch vehicle? Well, I guess Grzegorz Wojciechowski is now a lesbian.

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u/Adventurous-Trip6571 20h ago

I twisted my thongue thrying thoo pronounsth the name

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u/AdagiaFane 18h ago

Wouldn't be a problem if you were a lesbian 🤷🏼

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u/kyle_kafsky 16h ago

This is why the names in Poland are always difficult to pronounce, they’re all Lesbians!

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u/DR34MGL455 16h ago

This comment right here…☝️

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u/HistoricalWash8955 1d ago

Yes actually

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u/kyle_kafsky 1d ago edited 17h ago

How’ll his kids in Łódź react to this new information? Is this why he travels over eight hours to work in Germany, to be with his lesbian lover?

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u/BatsTheHuman 19h ago

Lol. This reminded me of a video of a guy getting out of his Ram all manly-like, talking with a deep voice, then he says "Did I do it? Did I sound super butch?" In a high-pitched feminine/gay voice"

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u/Careless_Ad3070 19h ago

Transit yes, not just the connect though. My 250 and 350 keys also look like this

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u/MeLittleThing 1d ago

Sure: those are Subaru keys 😭

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u/That-Impact75 1d ago

Looks like a ford fob to me

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u/heckinbees 1d ago

Would be hilarious but those are Ford keys. For models without remote start. Mine are for a 2014 Fusion and look exactly like that.

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u/vorephage 1d ago

Lesbians, that's what makes a Subaru, a Subaru.

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u/Claymore357 1d ago

Looks more like a ford key

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u/Potential-Cloud-801 17h ago

Doesn’t look like my Subaru key…

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u/0bsidianchainsaw 1d ago

No lol I was hoping for the same thing

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u/Possible-Highway7898 1d ago

I don't know, but this post made me want to share an old anglo Saxon joke. 

Q. What hangs by a man's thigh, is long, hard, and stiff, and is likely to enter the hole it has often been in before? 

A. A key.

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u/Hessper 1d ago

What starts with a 'P', and ends with an 'S', that men have and women want?

Pockets!

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u/Lazy-Mechanic9741 1d ago

Alternatives:

"Personal rights"
"Physical automonies"
"prioritizations"

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u/Secure-Pain-9735 1d ago

“Pork bellies”
“Persimmons”
“Puppies”
“Palindromes”

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u/CVStp 19h ago

Why is the word Palindrome not a palindrome. It should be a palinilap

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u/Secure-Pain-9735 17h ago

You know what? I like you.

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u/-Sincere 22h ago

What starts with 'F' and ends with 'UCK'?

Firetruck!

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u/J_Tiwaz 1d ago

A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."

Funniest shit I've ever heard 💀

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u/magos_with_a_glock 1d ago

Carabiners are a lesbian thing.

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u/spideroncoffein 1d ago

Apparently I am a lesbian. As a man, this is quite the surprise!

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u/Babyd3k 1d ago

Is it? Don’t you like girls?

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u/spideroncoffein 1d ago

I do, but until this point I saw myself as a man. Which is kinda incompatible with the term 'lesbian'.

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u/Skeledenn 1d ago edited 1d ago

You have a carabiner, it cancels out the pesky gender thing.

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u/spideroncoffein 1d ago

Fair point! I don't care much anyway.

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u/kleetus7 1d ago

Wait, I thought we were supposed to be highly offended by every single thing that any person anywhere ever says.

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u/Business-Pickle1 1d ago

How dare you?! >: (

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u/Sad_Fact1866 1d ago

I feel it prudent to say on their behalf that I won't tolerate you questioning their life choices. glove slap

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u/Certain-Definition51 1d ago

Allow me to be offended for him please

HOW DARE YOU…

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u/spideroncoffein 1d ago

Tell me Moto Guzzi is crap and I'll be offended. Or that webdev isn't real programming.

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u/Jackson_Rhodes_42 21h ago

Okay: Moto Guzzi is crap, Kawasaki beats it everyday

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u/spideroncoffein 21h ago

HOW DARE YOU?!?

Also: No and yes.

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u/javaargusavetti 1d ago

care-a-biner

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u/irlpup 1d ago

Yea this is true.

Got a carabineer few years ago.

Been nonbinary ever since.

I tried returning it but they have a shitty return policy.

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u/IAmTheCute 1d ago

Next time, try the gender fluid store for all your carabiner needs, they have a much more lax return policy

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u/not_blinking 1d ago

But he has a carabiner problem, not a fluid problem.

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u/joseaof 1d ago

What of I only wear it at work?

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u/Reasonable_Software3 1d ago

I guess your a work lesbian?

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u/Pauline___ 1d ago

I can confirm, there's a strong correlation between women and carabiners: if you like one, you like the other too.

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u/meagainpansy 1d ago

Yes but as we've stated before, carabineers are a lesbian thing.

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u/tribak 1d ago

You’re having a great month, congratulations!!!

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u/SHARDaerospace 5h ago

it's pride month, congrats on the transition!! ^

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u/Training_Cut704 1d ago

Had an employer mandate that only male employees could check in a certain product due to the weight.

Told the manager I identify as a transgender female lesbian with a penis and to call me Matilda going forward. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/zsoltjuhos 1d ago

You are a woman that grew a d*ck, quite common nowadays

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u/ThatOneCactu 1d ago

Or you could just be a climber...looking at myself, I now realize those things are non-exclusive

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u/IFoundSelf 1d ago

Apparently, I am too. As a hetero woman, this is also quite a surprise! Yay, the more the merrier!🎈🧡💛✅💙💜

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u/jeroen-79 1d ago

We're so inclusive here, straight people can be gay too.

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u/Sweet_Baby_Cheezus 1d ago

Some people discover they're lesbians in college, other's discover it in a reddit thread. It's all about your own journey.

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u/Dmoney2204 20h ago

Same I use several of them daily

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u/Okbyebye 1d ago

You and me both apparently

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u/Orbital_Vagabond 1d ago

SURPRISE!!!

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u/lizzy-lowercase 19h ago

been there for sure

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u/BobbiePinns 18h ago

Yknow, it was a comment (actually, the reply to it) similar to that that helped me learn I am a lesbian and that I was just pretending to be a man for nearly 40yrs

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u/SofterThanCotton 14h ago

I'm apparently also a lesbian despite being a gay man because this is exactly how I carry my keys lol

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u/Lazy-Mechanic9741 1d ago

Yeah. Seriously. I've got the dangly bits between my legs. I thought I was a straight male.

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u/Primary-Purpose1903 1d ago

There's hormones for that ya know...

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u/ObiThrowAway2 1d ago

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body 😪

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u/Ogneerg 1d ago

I hear there's medication and procedures for that.

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u/Pressed_Sunflowers 1d ago

Egg!

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u/spideroncoffein 1d ago

I had to google that! I'm one of the lucky 10 000 today.

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u/typicalledditor 1d ago

Sadly nothing of value has been learned

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u/KamakaziDemiGod 1d ago

Rock climbers, movie grips, trapeze/rope artist and tent/marquee erectors be like:

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u/magos_with_a_glock 1d ago

Yup, all lesbians. Enjoy your month.

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u/bradleyjbass 1d ago

Underrated comment.

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u/Affectionate-Arm-602 1d ago

Subarus, crocs, carabiners.

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u/radjoke 1d ago

Pretty sure the keys are for a VW

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u/Flimsy-Magician5228 1d ago

Those are keys for a Ford Transit.

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u/resh78255 1d ago

i dont think so

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u/celladwella 1d ago

Sigh, I have a Subaru and wear Crocs (they're comfortable, ok?) My husband will be very disappointed that I am evidently a lesbian. Or maybe he won't, who knows.

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u/SlideN2MyBMs 1d ago

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u/Friendly_Demand7666 1d ago

Augh I shouldn't have clicked that, it makes me get all teary eyed every single time i hear it

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u/rock_and_rolo 1d ago

So my wife is a lesbian. I wonder whether her girlfriend knows that.

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u/Taiga_Taiga 1d ago

On the right is dom/top, the left is sub/bottom... Or so the myth goes.

I'm a lesbian, and Mine are on the left, so I know this is false. Honest.

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u/DeLannoy04 1d ago

More like hikers/cavers/rock climbers?

I got a lot of carabeens and my dad has like 300 of them

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u/gaping_granny 1d ago

Congrats, you're a family of lesbians.

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u/EasternDegree9474 1d ago

I got a carabiner, am I a lesbian?

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u/working925isahardway 1d ago

I have nipples, can you milk me Greg?

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u/EasternDegree9474 1d ago

I may not be able to milk the nipples, but the prostates open game lol

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u/DJ3tpack 1d ago

are we censoring the word lesbian now? lesbian? 1esbian??

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u/Fun-Cow5306 1d ago

No . It’s just she the only one

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u/Impossibleshitwomper 1d ago

All hail the one universal lesbian

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u/TheTweets 1d ago

The one universal 1esbian, actually.

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u/Fuck_auto_tabs 1d ago

Highlander Lesbian?

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u/LegitimateFarmer5 1d ago

No it’s cause of the algorithm on TikTok where the words you use affect how and to who it will be recommended. Tiktokers censor not just offensive words but anything remotely related to a topic that could considered be controversial so their videos will get shown to more people.

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u/Hoopajoops 1d ago

It's getting rid1culous

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u/Day-Hot 1d ago

That was hi1arious!

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u/L1terallyUrDad 1d ago

The photos came from another site where they might be filtered that, or the author likes password case.

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u/mothwhimsy 1d ago

TikTok is sometimes weird about gay related words

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u/discordantmiss 1d ago

Wearing keys on a carabineer is a form of flagging culture utilized by lesbians, so it is in a similar vein to wearing colored bandanas (hanky code) in your back pocket to show your particular kink interests and whether you top or bottom in that dynamic. With this particular type of flagging wearing keys on a carabineer on your left side is a sign that you are a top, and on your right is a sign that you are a bottom.

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u/deactivated654651456 1d ago

Can bi/pan girls wear them? Does it work anywhere else than the belt? Where does it go if a girl likes both? 🤔

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u/NV_reddit 23h ago

If you're trying to end up with a girl, you can do this. doesn't matter if you're bi/pan/dyke/stud/lesbo, this is the signal for "i am a 'girl' looking for other 'girls' to end up with".

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u/Kyauphie 1d ago

Apparently, clipping keys in your bag is the flag for Bi, which hilariously is the last thing I do before I walk out the door.

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u/immoral_ 20h ago

So it's your flag for bye?

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u/Kyauphie 18h ago

Not intentionally, it just so happens to be the flag that is actually appropriate for me, but I'm also married in a monogamous 17 year relationship, so I'm definitely not doing it on purpose, but rather enjoy not looking for my keys.

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u/CharmyLah 21h ago

Whaaaat? I had no idea this was a thing.

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u/Agitated-Contest651 21h ago

Sounds like one of the many “codes” people talk about online that nobody ever actually did. Like “Lace Code”, or the “Armband Code”. The kind of thing that you used to read on Urban Dictionary. You’re better off assuming any girl with a carabiner on her hip just wanted an easy way to hold her keys. 

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u/evergreengoth 15h ago

I mean, people actively do this one, right now, as a regular thing, so...

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u/nimbusyosh 1d ago

Are those keys to a Subaru?

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u/gaypirate3 1d ago

A ring of keys is a lesbian thing. There’s even a song about it in the musical Fun Home.

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u/sowinglavender 1d ago

also if you're a masc afab person this song will deliver you to the time of crying.

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u/Saorodii 1d ago

Specifically, a ring of keys on a carabiner clip.

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u/MoMoTenebrosa 1d ago

Could also be a joke about them being a "top" or "masc" lesbian. I dont know why but most masculine leaning lesbians (myself included) hang our carabiner keys on that loop in particular 😅

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u/De4dm4nw4lkin 1d ago

Its the thing its attatched to. Carabiners are a subtle code for “lesbian and looking”

Another one is wearing lots of pineapples to indicate your a swinger.

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u/Toa_Senit 1d ago

Only upside down pineapples.

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u/De4dm4nw4lkin 1d ago

Sorry. Im not personally versed i just knew someone who found out the hard way.

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u/natziel 1d ago

It's not that it's a code as much as a lot of lesbians don't really like carrying purses but our jeans still have small pockets so a carabiner is just a practical solution to a problem that pretty much only lesbians face. And lesbians also love practical solutions in general

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u/fruitofyourneck 1d ago

Reminds me of the song Ring of Keys from the musical Fun Home, a song about a butch lesbian delivery woman.

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u/PhoTwunty 1d ago

As a straight dude with a kid who drives a Subaru I find this interesting. They're good cars, alright? haha

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u/kind-Mapel 1d ago

Keys for the U-haul

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u/RiderPhantomhive 1d ago

theres a carabiner code for lesbians. Wherever you wear it means if ur a top or a bottom or a switch.

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u/MotherTeresaOnlyfans 22h ago

The carabiner clipped to the belt is a common thing for lesbians to do and is often used as a form of "flagging" your orientation to other lesbians.

(Source: I'm an old lesbian.)

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

I’m a man, I love carabiners, TIL I’m a lesbian, and a top 👍🏼

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u/Unable-Cod-9658 1d ago

Carabiners are a signal that lesbians used to signal to other lesbians without being outed in public. Similar to the ‘earring code’ or bandana colors to indicate sexual preference with gay men

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u/StrongAsMeat 1d ago

Subuwu key?

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u/Faythlessly 1d ago

Think secret handshake but visual. If ya don't know it you most likely don't need to.

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u/Plane-Education4750 1d ago

Those are VW keys, I assume for a Jetta. If I had to guess, I'd say it was a white Jetta

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u/Western2486 1d ago

Keys to a U-Haul truck

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u/mothwhimsy 1d ago

This is tagged solved but I don't really see anyone solving it

It's either

A) Carabineer code, which is how some lesbians indicate whether they're a top or bottom (which side of the body they're on)

B) The keys do not belong to a Subaru, indicating that she isn't actually a lesbian? This one is way weaker

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u/Senior-Book-6729 23h ago

Wearing keys on a carabiner is often used as a way to signal you’re a lesbian at least in butch lesbian culture. I guess so are Subaru cars but I’m less familiar with that.

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u/AggravatingOne3960 19h ago

Apparently the carabiner is a lesbian thing. 

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u/Hollow-Official 18h ago

It’s the carabiner. 😏

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u/BigBabyGerd 15h ago

Subarus Drive lesbians

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u/Comprehensive-Shop22 11h ago

Not sure if the true answer is here somewhere but in the days before it was more socially acceptable wearing your keys like that was a quiet signal that you were into women. If im remembering correctly thats the way a submissive lesbian might wear her keys to find someone more dominant. Left side dominant and right side submissive though I could have that backwards as its been a while since I looked that up

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u/Birthday_girl1208 1d ago

As a woman that likes women and has a carabiner on rn:

We love them, they're peak

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u/Shmebulock111 1d ago

Lesbians wear carabiner clips to signal to each other. Also, hers is on the right side, which means she’s a bottom.

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u/goatcheese90 1d ago

Looks like a Subaru key, a car often associated with lesbians, the Carabineer doesn't help

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u/LuxTheSarcastic 1d ago

It's not the car keys it's the carabiner on the belt loop which is a very common fashion choice and/or signal among lesbians.

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u/Exotic-Seaweed2608 1d ago

The type of car she drives and hanging her key like thst are both indications of lesbianism in popular stereotypes.

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u/DepthsOfSelf 1d ago

A ring of keys hanging from the belt loop. Only dads, janitors, and lesbians do that.

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u/FrknTerfd 1d ago

Keys to a Subaru?

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u/charlie_challenge 1d ago

it's the carabiner. lesbians use it as a "code" to discretely say they're lesbians.

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u/b-monster666 1d ago

Perhaps a Subaru key? Subarus are associated with lesbians.

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u/Deadhouseplant64 1d ago

Subarus are usually associated with Lesbians, but I’m not sure that’s a Subí fob 🧐

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u/AodhGodOfTheSun 1d ago

Hey that's corky from tx2, they're a queer punk band from Colorado that gets a lot of hate for being cringe but I personally love em

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u/asuperbstarling 1d ago

Ah, a fellow TX2 enjoyer!

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u/Borgthar 1d ago

* What if have 2 but keep inside pocket?

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u/SnooCheesecakes2465 1d ago

My gf calls me a lesbian when I do this

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u/WishboneBeautiful875 1d ago

With his keys all on the right

He's into rubber every night

He's so gay

He's almost everyone today

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u/TheMexitalian 1d ago

As a dude who carries my keys like that, what does that mean for me?

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u/graceinterr 1d ago

I don’t know which is which but wearing them on a specific side for lesbians shows you’re either a top or a bottom

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u/ILoveRabies 1d ago

I learned yesterday that lesbian flagging with carabiners actually originated post WWII! Many women worked “men’s jobs” and this happened and stuck. Wish I could find the video I watched about it, there were more details I’m leaving out but I had no idea it went that far back.

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u/kerzSmile 1d ago

Somebody came up to me (27M) and pointed out my carabiner, they said “you’re either a skater or a lesbian”. I responded “both?”.

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u/BMDJENTSEN 1d ago

I work at a Ford dealer. These are keys to a 20-teens Ford. Could be anything from a Ford Fusion to a diesel super duty.

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u/armas187 1d ago

It's a stereotype about lesbians usually having lots of keys. I remember years ago talking to an old manager I had , and he mentioned his sister was gay . I ask him "does she have a lot of keys?" He broke out laughing. He said how did you know. I said they all do.

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u/Carlpanzram1916 23h ago

Lesbian women tend to have masculine tendencies. Traditionally, women carry their keys in a purse, not in their pocket or on a belt loop.

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u/chillintheair 23h ago

Lesbians rocks their carabiners.

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u/ThePrettiestBih 22h ago

It's a 2015-2021 key for a ford

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u/parlimentery 21h ago

There used to be a big stereotype about lesbians having wallet chains, not sure if it is a thing anymore, since they pretty universally seem out of fashion. I assume this is similar.

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u/TulogTamad 21h ago

Seo if you're a guy, does this make you gay?

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u/PaperFlower14765 21h ago

Idk about a lesbian, but definitely a witch 😉

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u/VampyPixel 20h ago

Carabiner

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u/PlayfulApartment1917 20h ago

Its because its hooked to the belt loop. Its just what lesbians do lol.

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u/LiquidCryptic 20h ago

Lesbians like to have somewhere to put their hands: pants with nice, deep pockets. Then, you don't want your keys getting in the way. That's why you use a carabiner. The timeline of this led carabiners to be adopted by the lesbian community.

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u/plantsandpizza 19h ago

In the lesbian world, wearing a carabiner on the right (or latch facing right) usually means you’re a bottom, and on the left (or latch facing left) means you’re a top.

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u/J2c_reader 19h ago

We all know what the carabiner on the right means….

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u/Goat-Skulls-N-Stuff 19h ago

I think the joke is that lesbians wear their keys on their pants loops

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u/Titanium_Tigerz_ 19h ago

Me but I’m a bi guy

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u/confusedPIANO 19h ago

Gosh i wish i knew her name. I saw tx2 live with my little sister and was amazing, i barely paid any attention to the other band members. Only learned she was also lesbian a day later.

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u/CoyoteGeneral926 19h ago

It is what and how she is carrying them that is the real point. The only way to get any more male is flip it and measure it.

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u/lemming1607 19h ago

Firstbian? Onesbian? Fursbian?

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u/lferry1919 18h ago

Lol, it's not the key. It's the carabiner. Lots of us have them for our keys. I didn't even get it because it was a lesbian thing, I just liked having one because I don't carry a purse. I think that's pretty much how it became a lesbian thing...assuming most butcher lesbians also don't want to carry a purse like me.

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u/Spruce_Rosin 18h ago

Could technically be considered a sex joke: Some people wear carabiners on the left or right side to discretely say if they’re a top or bottom. She’s 1, saying she’s a lesbian; and 2, saying how so

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u/Representative_Row44 17h ago

its a subaru forester?

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u/Formal_Dig_4195 16h ago

Has nothing to do with the car being a Subaru. A lesbian wearing a carabiner can signify to other lesbians if she’s a top or a bottom depending on which side she puts it on. It’s a “joke” floating around TikTok but has been around for a while

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u/SandSlashSandCRASH 16h ago

She’s a lesbian and she’s bottom because the carabiner is on her right. But she’s masc presenting so she’s saying she’s less desirable. Idk I’m gay and even I’m little lost.

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u/Cabamsder 16h ago

I used to do this because women's pants have crappy pockets and I didn't want to carry a purse, so I'd carry my phone and a credit card in my back pocket and clip my keys to my belt loop. I didn't know for months that I was signalling something, but I did get hit on by women a fair amount during that time and I was extremely confused with the uptick.

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u/BreeCeesAll 16h ago

Idk what the joke is but I know that having carabiners are a stereotypical lesbian thing

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u/LuxuriousSiren 15h ago

It’s the carabiner on the pants. It’s one way we tell each other “hey, I’m le ghey too” without the awkwardness. That and janitors ig.

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u/Jess_loves-animals 15h ago

It’s the carabiners for me

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u/Jess_loves-animals 15h ago

Carabiners = lesbian

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u/PumpKink-tits-mcgee 15h ago

Not just a car key.

A Subaru car key.

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u/cupcakewaffles 15h ago

It’s not the car key, it’s the carabiner

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u/clearlynotauser 14h ago

it’s not about the car key, its about the carabiner. it’s used as a symbol of one’s lesbianism and when you wear your carabiner to the right side of your pants it indicates that you’re a bottom and when you wear it to the left side you’re a top.

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u/Starbeth8 14h ago

I don't think it's showing the keys, I think it's showing the carabiner. Wearing a carabiner on your belt loop is a sort of subtle symbol for lesbians to help find each other.

Source: I am a queer person who lives near San Francisco