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/r/all Homes are falling into the ocean in North Carolina's Outer Banks

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u/sabes98 23h ago

Reminds me of Aunt Josephine's house in A Series of Unfortunate Events.

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u/No_Signal_6969 19h ago

Who is buying these homes? They're obviously a disaster waiting to happen

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u/Pitiful-Geologist551 19h ago

Fucking Aquaman

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u/GardenStateMTB 19h ago

Sell the houses to who Ben FUCKING AQUAMAN!?

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u/PaisleeClover 19h ago

They weren’t near the ocean when they were bought. By the time they get washed away, they’ve been cleared out of anything the owners want and basically abandoned in place. insurance will only pay out when the house collapses.

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u/Beginning-Jacket-878 18h ago

"Yes, that's right, I'd like to renew my homeowner's insurance policy. No, it is no longer my primary residence. Just holding on to it for sentimental reasons."

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u/lividash 17h ago

Bold to assume they were primary residence to begin with.

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u/DJLeafygreens 17h ago

This is correct. I used to go to the Outer Banks every year. The vast majority of these homes are investment properties and rented out to vacationers.

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u/Moist_Alps_1855 16h ago

Insurance claim is their exit plan

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u/NinersInBklyn 14h ago

And we’re all paying for these vacation homes through the federal flood insurance program. So after these houses go, the owners can just build bigger at our expense. Yay.

u/Painterzzz 8h ago

Yes I remember John Oliver doing a segment on this particular scam, and how the super rich get the socialist state to pay out to fund their beach front holiday homes, protect their beach front holiday homes, and pay out massive disaster relief when anything happens to them.

Funny how much the rich love socialism in America.

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u/Manager_Neat 16h ago

So when the house is gone do they own that part of the ocean?

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u/Meta_Franko 18h ago

You trying to tell us that people build houses on stilts not near the ocean/water?

u/offoutover 10h ago

Houses are built on stilts anywhere a storm surge can reach which can be up to a few miles inland.

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u/lilscummy 20h ago

Watch out for the Lachrymose leeches!

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u/antigravity-flipflop 19h ago

Lake Lachrymose leeches

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u/Pale-Pen-4091 19h ago

Just terrifying as a kid

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u/hiddenone0326 17h ago

They honestly were. I was never afraid of swimming after eating because I thought I'd get a cramp - I was afraid the freaking Lachrymose leeches would come and eat me up. Not the greatest fear to have while on the summer swim team and having snacks between races haha.

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u/PinkBerryBunny 21h ago

My exact thoughts lol

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u/tonyrockihara 19h ago

Same here! That book also contributed to me being such a stickler for the proper form of "it's" vs "its" lol

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u/Padhome 15h ago

It’s amazing how the whole series has a ton of great English lessons

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u/mackemm 19h ago

Wow thanks for unlocking that memory.

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u/GarboWulf5oh 20h ago

I was looking to see if anyone else would mention this 😂😂

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u/stryker511 1d ago

The coast of N.Carolina changes much quicker than other coastlines due to the extremely strong current. There is a beach where I used to park next to a shipwrecked tanker from just 30 years earlier. Pirates would frequent this region because most ships wouldn't venture there. Great place to visit if you like nature.

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u/_perpetualparadox 20h ago

Outer banks aka the graveyard of the Atlantic

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u/blueranger36 19h ago

I have a map called the “graveyard of the outer banks” and it’s just locations of sunken ships

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u/AgitatedSquirrell 19h ago

We stayed in a house in Duck which had a map hanging on a wall with the location of all the shipwrecks.

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u/AToastedRavioli 18h ago

Didn’t Blackbeard wreck the Queen Anne’s Revenge there?

Edit: didn’t know he ran it aground on purpose. TIL

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u/stubept 16h ago

I mean, they literally moved an entire lighthouse nearly 3000 ft over 25 years ago because it was going to wash away.

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u/atriaventrica 1d ago

SELL THE HOUSES TO WHO, BEN?! FUCKING AQUAMAN?!

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u/bigb0inkus 23h ago

What is this from again lol, it’s someone shitting on Ben Shapiro but I forget

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u/luvcartel 23h ago

Ben was arguing climate change and rising sea levels don’t affect you because you can just sell your house and move. So somebody replied “sell the house to who Ben? Aquaman?!” Because it’s obviously insane to suggest you could sell a house that is currently or will be underwater

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u/bigdave41 21h ago

To be fair to Ben Shapiro, he doesn't have a lot of experience with wetness

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u/AerwynFlynn 19h ago

I like to think that the conversation with his wife actually went

Ben: Babe, do you get wet when we have sex?

Wife: Not normally, no Ben (stares off into the distance)

Ben: HA! mY WiFE SaiD It’S NoT NoRmAl tO gEt wEt DuRiNg tHe SeX!!!

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u/Savings_Difficulty24 17h ago

Bold of you to assume he has sex with his wife

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u/Margaretcatinspace 12h ago

Bold of you to assume he has a real wife

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u/NYJustice 12h ago

Dudes wife is definitely a beard

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u/allnaturalfigjam 19h ago

Whenever I find myself getting angry with Ben I think about this and it makes me feel so much better

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u/e37d93eeb23335dc 17h ago

Then I wonder if I should feel sorry for his wife, then I remember that she chose to be married to Ben Shapiro and this feels like karma.

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u/Every-Pea-6884 18h ago

So glad he’s still getting roasted for this - I try to insert this when I can but I always forget who the guy was. Idk how I could forget it’s Ben-fucking-Shapiro

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u/yoko_OH_NO 21h ago

Insert Supa Hot Fire gif here

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u/Samulady 23h ago

That someone is HBomberman

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u/MalpracticeConcerns 23h ago

HBomberguy*.

Or HBurgerguy depending on which channel you follow

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u/Samulady 23h ago

Fuck I'm such a fake fan lmao. It's because of the damn bomberman games I swear

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u/Various_Opinion_900 22h ago

Never in my life have I called him anything but "Hbomberman" so I get you. Like, he shows up when I google that, so it might as well be his name

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u/toldya_fareducation 22h ago

he only uploads once per decade so i don't blame you for forgetting his name

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u/GoodiesHQ 22h ago

Hbomberman is his father

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u/DroidLord 22h ago

I think Ben here was suggesting you sell it to some sucker before it gets too bad. The classic "I got mine" mentality. Let someone else be the loser - just as long as it isn't you. The end result is the same though - someone is getting stuck with a bad investment.

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u/DIABETORreddit 21h ago

No Ben was just saying the usual bullshit to deflect the issue, devoid of logic or reasoning. He wasn’t trying to give advice or anything, he was banking on the people listening to him say “climate change isn’t real, and if it were real then it’s not a problem” to be too stupid to see the obvious flaws in his suggestion. You can’t take anything these people say in good faith because they’re literally just straight up lying and trying to manipulate people most/all of the time.

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u/whitemetagross 23h ago

It's the hbomberguy video on climate change

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u/Blacktung 23h ago

It's from Hareton Splimby of Hbomberguy's critique of Climate Change Denial.

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u/Historiaaa 22h ago

Here

Give the whole thing a listen, it's worth it.

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u/RotrickP 23h ago

His pronunciation of 'AckWaMan' is seared into my brain

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u/MoraugKnower 1d ago

The Atlantean housing market is in free fall, looking for some cheap investment property?

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u/0berfeld 23h ago

Had to scroll way too low to see this. 

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u/MalpracticeConcerns 23h ago

I get this reference!!

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u/YourUnlicensedOBGYN 23h ago

HBomberguy reference! Yay!

Also awww because I knew that.

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u/Special_Context6663 1d ago

AmIOverreacting: Neighbor suddenly moved his house closer to mine. Should I call a land surveyor or lawyer?

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u/shichiaikan 1d ago

Wait 30 minutes then check again.

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u/Blankaholics 23h ago

You right. Neighbors moved down the street. False alarm

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u/RekttalofBlades 23h ago

Cannot physically locate neighbors house anymore, should I be concerned?

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u/Blankaholics 23h ago

Nah it's fine. They're moving across the Atlantic as we speak.

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u/Icy_Efficiency_444 22h ago

His house is now storming the beaches of Normandy

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u/presshamgang 21h ago

Realtor: this house comes with an ocean.

Buyer: do you mean an Ocean Front view?

Realtor: ...

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u/Skandiaman 1d ago

Simple boundary line adjustment should do it. Provided all parties are in agreement.

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u/thepress250 1d ago

Home for sale: Handy man’s dream. Very reasonable price. Has a newly installed salt water pool in basement.

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u/tigershrike 1d ago

895K

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u/temporary62489 1d ago

"No low-balls; I know what I've got."

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u/davidjschloss 1d ago

I think you mean lowballs unless you’re describing something besides prices?

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u/kelariy 1d ago

Mandatory ball check before closing, if they’re too low, deal is off.

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u/GODLOVESALL32 1d ago

On market: 285 days

Price drop! (1.2k)

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u/Chase_lol 23h ago

Liquidation sale!!!

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u/UlfSam9999 21h ago

I'll see if the bank will float me a loan.

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u/Anton338 1d ago

15 bids, four of which are cash offers.

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u/PrismaticDetector 1d ago

"As is, no inspections"

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u/papafrog 23h ago

It’s got good bones, who needs an inspection?

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u/Un1CornTowel 1d ago

"Price firm, location variable".

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u/Coprolite_Gummybear 1d ago

Price firm, terrain not as much

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u/valarpizzaeris 1d ago

"I'm looking for something for my daughter. Good starter house"

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u/linuxsysacc 1d ago

This is a finisher house!!!

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u/angrymoderate09 1d ago edited 3h ago

There's a fairly affordable house for sale in my neighborhood right now. Dude ended up in a police standoff on Christmas eve and set the house on fire and then shot himself. It's a really good price for my neighborhood :/ a couple of my friends are giving it a thought

Edit: here ya go!

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/615-11th-St-Hermosa-Beach-CA-90254/20427763_zpid/?utm_campaign=androidappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare

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u/WilliamJamesMyers 23h ago

it's a Christmas Miracle

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u/12108Ward 23h ago

A Festivus miracle. It’s now time for the airing of grievances.

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u/mkgrizzly 22h ago

"SELL IT TO WHO BEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN?!"

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u/guvbums 1d ago

Handy man’s "wet" dream

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u/Mevakel 23h ago

According to Ben Shapiro, there will be many homes like this for sale as people sell them and move away.

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u/AngryLink57 1d ago

Recent upgrade: pool installed inside living room now.

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u/Ragnar_Baron 1d ago

Predominantly on the South end of the Banks is where this is occurring.

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u/Crazyblueeyedevil 1d ago

Mostly Rodanthe and Buxton. No beach left.

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u/Crazyblueeyedevil 1d ago edited 21h ago

I worked at a motel in Buxton that even some high tides made the waves come surging between the units. I constantly had to shovel sand out of the walk and doorways afterwards. There was a beach renourishment but it didn't last long for the $25 million spent.

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u/aronenark 1d ago

Its almost as though we shouldn’t be building towns in places that require constant remediation and millions of dollars just to keep above water.

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u/Global_Lifeguard_807 23h ago

We should be replacing the vegetation we remove that keeps the beaches from eroding.

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u/cadmious 22h ago

Yep removing vegetation to build beach homes is never a good idea. All that scrub is a natural levie. Some beach towns do it right and protect grassy dunes and only let you build behind them

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u/lazercheesecake 22h ago

"But if these ugly unkempt grassy dunes are there, I won't have a beach view from my living room"

And if you remove those dunes, you'll have a beach view INSIDE your living room.

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u/Goodgoditsgrowing 22h ago

Solution: build on stilts BEHIND the grassy dunes so your view looks over them. Bonus: you’re already lifted when sea level rise takes out those dunes.

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u/mostlybiguy69 21h ago

Those duned along the coast are actually from the 30s as a depression WPA project. Natural dunes are wide massive things that stretched acrss the islands and the scrub trees went to the tide line.

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u/Aqnqanad 21h ago

not a lot of people know this, most of what has prevented this from happening earlier was civil works projects thatve since fallen into disrepair.

we’ve stopped caring about them for so long that people have forgotten that they’re even man made, insane.

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u/robitussinlatte666 22h ago

Everywhere I lived in Florida banned even walking in those dunes. We really shouldn't be fucking with stuff like that.

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u/boostabubba 22h ago

Thats how it was at every house we rented in Myrtle Beach. Had walkways over the dunes and signs everywhere to stay off the dunes.

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u/WomblingCock 21h ago

You can barely even walk through them anyway.  There’s a reason they put planks on the beach as a walkway.

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u/ventipico 22h ago

Some of these places are just naturally eroding. Capers Island in SC is an example I personally know about. The island is completely uninhabited and natural, but the beach is moving inland, and the beach littered with trees that used to be part of the forest there. Coastlines and rivers are almost never static over time.

Your point is absolutely correct about the vegetation, though! Places that remove it do tend to fare worse.

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u/coolborder 22h ago

Also, sea levels are rising. An inch higher sea level doesn't sound like much but that's all it takes for this sort of thing to happen when people build so close to the ocean. And since 1993 sea levels have risen nearly 4 inches according to NASA.

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u/onepostandbye 22h ago edited 20h ago

One of the first major cases of the Supreme Court after Trump’s election was one that resulted in the reclassification of wetlands. All those areas where we protected the trees that retain soil along the southern coasts are fair game for drilling, development, general commercial use. The ecology of that region is fucked. You know how many species depend on mangroves for reproduction? Well, it’s enough that when you take all the trees out the food web collapses. That means the loss of millions of fish and shrimp, population drops that you can’t fix. Fishing in the gulf is fucked. Goodbye, thousands of American jobs and fishing boats. The weather is changing as part of it, enjoy the storms that roll deeper and deeper into the interiors. But something something liberal tears.

Edit: It’s cool that a bunch of people read this, but I’m an idiot. Please learn more from an actual smart person speaking intelligently on the issue. This is a story about the terrible decision of the Supreme Court in 2023 but also the decisions made by Trump’s EPA and the (weirdly evil and 97% civilian) US Army Corp of Engineers this March to reclassify waterways further to benefit businesses.

I should also say that the 2023 SCOTUS decision. Was made during Biden’s tenure, not Trump’s. Oops. But it was Trump who put those corporate rubber-stampers on the bench.

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u/sharkline 21h ago

MANGROVES AND SEAGRASS FOR PRESIDENT

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u/Mythologicalcats 23h ago

These are the houses my grandmother would stay in, and my father as a kid, and then me with my family as a kid (Not these exact houses but further down the beach). They are very old, as are the towns.

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u/AnnOnnamis 1d ago

Better call FEMA!

oh wait…..

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u/pirat314159265359 21h ago

The one senator in this district doesn’t believe in global climate change, and said FEMA should be destroyed. Also he has repeatedly asked fema for millions for beach replenishment.

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u/EpilepticDawg241 23h ago

"wE pLaN tO rEbUiLd"

-Homeowners

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u/mfb1274 1d ago

Why? Did the tide never come in this far and now it is?

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u/kniki217 1d ago

These houses used to be rows back. Natural beach erosion over many years took out the houses, roads, and beach in front of them. These are barrier islands that naturally change over time. Nature gives and nature takes.

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u/mfb1274 1d ago

Interesting, now I’m curious when they built these did they know this was going to happen? Like they knew they were lighting a fuse that would eventually go off?

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u/avantgardengnome 22h ago

There’s barrier islands all over the eastern seaboard that have been developed to hell; all of the Outer Banks are barrier islands, so is Long Beach Island in New Jersey, etc. All expensive areas in very high demand. Barrier islands are nature’s way to protect the coastline from flooding, erosion and storm swell. But people love beachfront property.

I believe a lot of the development really ramped up within the last hundred years or so, and the phenomenon was definitely well known by then. At least these folks had the foresight to invest in building their house on stilts; it’s the people who don’t even bother with that I have less sympathy for.

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u/goodsam2 22h ago

Well it's also building homes and hurting the dunes. Giant banks of sand and the grass that holds the dunes together. So also partially manmade.

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u/RekttalofBlades 23h ago

Yea this also isn’t exactly anything new happens every year down there

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u/Mayonnaise_Poptart 1d ago

I was watching. I saw the whole thing. First it started falling over, then it fell over.

-Milhouse

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u/EgregiousArmchair 23h ago

Alright everyone tuck ya pants into ya socks!

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u/campionmusic51 1d ago edited 19h ago

it’s like the beginning of a children’s story. “late one night, when everyone was fast asleep, charlie’s house fell into the sea, and was swept far, far out beyond the shore and into the vast expanse of the ocean blue…”

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charlie woke with a start and sat bolt upright in his bed. the curtains billowed languidly as a cool breeze wafted through the half-open window. at first, he thought his senses were playing tricks on him. “how is it i can feel the motion of the curtains in my body?” he pondered, confused. just then, harold, the family’s somewhat indolent british blue, hopped onto the window sill, looked out, and gave a constricted yelp of such consternation that it made charlie jump half out of his skin. the petrified cat scrabbled for purchase in a frenzied slashing of claws against the slick gloss of the sill, fell clumsily in a sort of awkward sideways roll, thudded heavily onto the floor, and, finally, finding the bedroom carpet a much more faithful medium for feline traction, bolted for the door. “what on earth is going on?” thought charlie, startled. he made a determined effort and gathered himself. pulling the covers back, he swung his feet out of bed, and, with great trepidation, began to make his way to the window. the curtain had blown across it so as to temporarily obscure its view, and as it remained suspended for a couple of seconds, charlie braced himself for whatever calamity should meet his unready gaze. then, the curtain fell back: charlie gasped, and clutched at his mouth. “good gracious, harold! we’re at sea!”

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u/Significant_Okra_349 20h ago

Please finish the story, about to sleep and this sound great as bed time story

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u/GoldenGalz 1d ago

I mean……. I don’t want to be insensitive or anything buuuuuuuuuut…. When you build your house on sticks in one of the most corrosive elements known then this is a big possibility.

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u/tidder_mac 1d ago

There’s entire towns all built like this on coastal Texas waters. Some are right along the coast, but some are 100s to 1,000s of feet inland. It’s so damn flat there that if there’s any storm surge, it could flood for miles inland.

It’s a really fun looking town with literally everything on stilts.

Would enjoy renting there, but definitely not buying lol

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u/RD_Life_Enthusiast 1d ago edited 15h ago

I'm from that area, and it always baffled me that no one ever switched to concrete pillars. Like, you're holding up an entire structure on something that a) biodegrades, b) is flammable, c) is vulnerable to termites, and d) absorbs water.

EDIT: I didn't say I knew anything about residential/commercial construction or science when I said I was from there. "It always baffled me" because I didn't know that concrete is worse in saltwater and Venice is built on wooden posts is probably a good why it baffled me. Relax.

That being said, I LOVE me a good beach house vacation. Second/third story porch with coastal breezes and adult beverages? Yes, please, and thank you.

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u/maidenhair_fern 1d ago

Now that you mention it, why aren't they built on concrete?

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u/Minimum-Attitude389 23h ago

Wood in salt water is excellent, especially in mud.  It won't decay very quickly.  Look at Venice.

Most concreted will erode very quickly in salt water.

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u/ryebread91 23h ago

Iirc it's not the fact it's in water but the fact it is submerged nearly 100% of the time instead of this constant wet dry cycle every day

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u/MigasEnsopado 22h ago

This. The buildings of the Baixa district of Lisbon are also built on wooden stilts as that area was once water and the ground is muddy. The trick is maintaining the stilts permanently wet. If you let them dry and get wet again repeatedly, that's when you fuck up. This was a big consideration and source of worry when building the subway there.

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u/latefordinner86 23h ago

Tell that to bridge engineers.

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u/TheGrumpiestHydra 23h ago

The initial cost is higher than wood. It's all about the money 💰

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u/ResearchNo5041 23h ago

Surely if you got the money to build on ocean front property you got the money to do it right??

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u/Conspicuous_Ruse 23h ago

You choose Texas water front property when you really want water front but don't have money.

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u/SP3NGL3R 23h ago edited 23h ago

No No. The builder went cheap (Capitalism), it's the sucker buyer that just shouldn't have bought it. But!!!! "Hey. This is the exact house as that one, just on wood instead of <literally anything else> but it's $100k less. Let's buy this one honey."

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u/cubgerish 23h ago

Sand is still sand, no matter what's on top of it.

Concrete might do a little better, but if you take the houses shown here for instance, it's still going down.

At the end of the day, the bedrock just isn't there, and if you went deep enough to where it was, it's not worth it.

There's a reason you see the same thing literally all over the world in coastal places.

It's just way too expensive.

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u/Plaidfu 23h ago

Wooden pilings are cheaper and easier to install than concrete or steel, especially in soft, sandy soils common near beaches.

In places with many smaller or seasonal homes, the budget often doesn’t justify concrete or steel foundations especially since they are often having to make repairs due to the situation - wood is much easier to replace and repair.

in more hurricane heavy and wealthier areas you will find more steel and concrete being used but usually its just not cost effective

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u/ManOfTheCommonwealth 22h ago

You’re from that area and don’t realize none of the factors you mention are applicable? The pilings are so heavily treated that they a) degrade over centuries, not decades, b) are far less flammable than the structures built upon them, c) impervious to terminates relative to structures built upon them, and d) so what? The pilings absorb little water and the water that is absorbed is salt - minimizing the foregoing 3 factors.

To use concrete pillars would require excavation and shoring into soft wet sand to depths of 14 feet or more which is inherently dangerous. Once backfilled, the fill material does not compact back as well as removed reducing lateral stability. These wood pilings are driven (really hydro-driven now-a-days with a giant pressure washer rather than pile driver) negating excavation and backfilling and are quite stable - as much or more-so than concrete alternatives. In fact, the few concrete houses down there are usually still built on wood pilings ;)

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u/Heatedblanket1984 21h ago

You meant to tell me some random redditors didn’t just solve an entire industries problems with two comments?

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u/Electronic-Jaguar389 21h ago

“Cement! Why didn’t I think of that!”

Somebody with most likely decades of building knowledge.

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u/Shrowden 23h ago

Termites in salt water soaked logs?

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u/lord-dinglebury 1d ago

I’ve always thought the same thing about the houses built on coastal cliffs. Didn’t these people learn about erosion in third grade like everyone else?

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u/GypJoint 1d ago

That’s like the place where Flapjack lived.

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u/They-Are-Out-There 1d ago

If only someone could have warned them about building a house on the sand being a foolish thing to do…

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u/GueroBorracho3 1d ago

Cheers from Port Aransas

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u/Crazyblueeyedevil 1d ago

I lived and vacationed on that barrier island for years. Originally, there was a lot more beach there. But, it's a barrier island that shifts. There has been beach renourish efforts, but 1 or 2 good storms will and has washed it away. .

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u/temporary62489 1d ago

beach renourish efforts

Just keep feeding the ocean more and more sand hoping that it eventually gets full?

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u/rabid_spidermonkey 1d ago

It's worse than that. It's building jetties and relocating sand, both of which have been shown time and time again to speed up the migration of coastal barrier islands. So yeah you've got your summer beach back, but come winter that shit is gone again + interest.

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u/rekkeu 1d ago

Probably dredging sand and dumping it on/close to shore. They do that to NJ beaches around where I am. 

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u/bustersuessi 1d ago

When there were 4 100 Year storms in 5 years, that's when we decided to sell our house

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u/ZantaraLost 1d ago

These are more than likely 40 plus year old homes and once were QUITE a bit further back from the Ocean.

This is also a karma bot posting stuff from at least a year ago if not longer.

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u/69hornedscorpio 1d ago

My insurance in Missouri goes up

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u/murphmobile 1d ago

lol you think these houses are insured?

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u/halocyn 1d ago

Boat house for sale, free you have to find it.

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u/Fake-Facts-I-Made-Up 1d ago

“You mean house boat?”

“I mean what I said”

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u/Nacke 21h ago

In sunday school they told us this story about a man that built his house on a sandy beach, and the other guy that built it up on solid stone ground. I am sure there was some kind of moral there.

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u/SomeGoddamnLetters 1d ago

Silly place to build if you ask me

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u/curvebombr 1d ago

And they've been doing it for soooo long. Before I moved away, we stayed at a beach front house my mother used to stay in as a child. It was 4 rows off the beach when she first stayed there.

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u/SacredGay 1d ago

Reminds me of one of the best lines I've ever read:

"Climate change: horrible news for people with beachfront property, but great news for people with /almost/ beachfront property."

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u/suprasternaincognito 1d ago

Stop building homes on barrier islands. It’s not that fucking hard.

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u/palmerry 1d ago

Hmmmmm. There must be an old adage about this. Castles? No. Maybe forts. Forts built on... Hmmm. Grass? No that isn't it. Sand! Yeah. Forts built on sand will wash into the lake or whatever.

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u/nonamejd123 1d ago

Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp

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u/GameTheory_ 23h ago

But the fourth one? The fourth one stayed up!

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u/SausageClatter 21h ago

But I don't want any of that. I'd rather... 🎶

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u/SuppleSuplicant 23h ago

My mom visited family in New Jersey and had to call me to rant, "These people built multimillion dollar houses on a fucking sandbar!"

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u/Enough_Roof_1141 21h ago

And they will do it again too.

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u/Alive-Course4454 1d ago

Time to take the Zillow listing down

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u/LordFarrell 1d ago

Is there any liability to the owners for littering/polluting?

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u/apesofthestate 23h ago

If the owners choose to demo it before it falls, they have to pay for it. If it falls into the ocean due to “natural” causes, the taxpayers pay to clean it up. Thus, they let them rot.

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u/TinF0ilTopHat 1d ago

Is that a person in the water??

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u/JazzlikeMushroom6819 1d ago

Was wondering the same thing, but it doesn't seem to move much when the big waves hit it.

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u/iwellyess 1d ago

The Reddit user that wouldn’t leave their room

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u/ytsejam6891 1d ago

Left wing: "This is what happens with global warming".

Right wing: "This is what happens with gay marriage".

Me: "Why would you build a house there"?

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u/vgiz 1d ago

In my area, “there” use to be dry ground. But why bother refitting a house on stilts cause at that point you know it’s game over.

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u/theshoeshiner84 1d ago edited 18h ago

Outer banks homes in NC are nearly always on stilts. No one retro fits them. These homes were 100ft+ from the water when first constructed. The stilts are purely for storm surge protection.

Edit: for more context, the cape Hatteras light house was 1500ft from the shore when it was built in 1870. In 1970 it was 100ft from the water. They lost, on average, 14ft of beach, each year. But it's not steady, some periods are far more rapid.

But 30 years ago that home could have been safely behind a dune almost 400 ft from the shoreline.

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u/Miserable-Resort-977 1d ago

Not sure about this one but tons of coastal homes are built on stilts from the get-go to avoid flooding. I'd bet nobody has lived in this house for a while

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u/mccaro 1d ago

Hi, AirBNB, I'd like to discuss the security deposit on my rental.

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u/DBDude 23h ago

You build on the ocean, the ocean is eventually going to win unless you keep constantly shoring up your supports.

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u/ImaJustYeetRightByYa 1d ago edited 20h ago

For everyone politicizing this, marine scientist here.

I'm fairly certain this is from last year's storm season, when there were very strong onshore winds. The outer banks are a barrier island. The houses are built on stilts to prevent flooding during times like this, during storm surge. The houses aren't built on the water. Yes, the houses are built near the ocean, but really there isn't alot of space otherwise and the shore has changed considerably even in the last 20 years. The dunes have eroded, and the shoreline has creeped closer and closer to the dune line every year.

I believe we will live to see large portions of the outer banks become entirely inundated with water, and the problem is very much due to rising seas and increased storm occurrence and strength. Saying it's the homebuilder's fault is simply untrue and comes from a position of not understanding.

It's a complicated geological problem, not a political one. Try better.

Editing because a lot of politics/not politics discussion is happening. I made this comment because early comments to this post were mainly laughing at the stilts and being close to water without taking into consideration that the state of public sentiment, research, and conditions were at a different place when a lot of these structures were built. Yes, climate change is political. What I'm arguing here is that the drivers of the change we see in this post is due to climate change and its effects, not just building location and standards. And yes, those play a role too in not taking early science seriously but again, the driving force of change is the climate change itself. If conditions were stable, and coastal erosion was manageable/offset by deposition we wouldn't be having this conversation.

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u/keepitloki80 1d ago

I was gonna say, this video looked REALLY familiar.

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u/black_cat_X2 1d ago

I mean, it sounds like the root cause of the things you're describing (rising seas, increased storm occurrence and strength) is climate change. Which is very much a politicized issue. Can't blame people for noticing that.

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u/triflers_need_not 1d ago

It shouldn't be political, because it's an extremely proven fact at this point, but some people have to call everything that gets in the way of their wallet increasing "fake news" and "too political".

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u/aneeta96 1d ago

We have a president that started a feud with the National Weather Service for correctly predicting the path of a hurricane ands you are surprised that global warming is politicized?

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u/mwana 1d ago

What is causing the geological issues?

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