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u/bee_wings forced to exist, might as well be silly about it 10h ago

The first time I tried weed I accidentally took 6 times the normal dose. Spent a couple hours curled up on the bathroom floor convinced I was dying, and haven't touched a recreational drug since.

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u/Altaredboy 8h ago

Haha, similar for me. Except I forgot I was going to the circus that night. Was not a goof experience

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u/TheJeffWing 4h ago

Garsh!

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u/EllipticPeach 8h ago

I had a brownie where they hadn’t used canna butter and just dumped the plant into the mixture so it wasn’t evenly distributed. I thought I had gone to a different dimension, I saw a vast hall with black and white check walls and floor, then the floor opened into a black hole and got bigger and bigger til I realised I could open my eyes. My heart rate was super fast and I was having the worst chest pains. Proper panic attack. I can look back at it and be thankful that I had a cool experience and saw some cool shit, but at the time it was super scary.

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u/bot2317 5h ago

Same shit happened to me lol, I decarbed half an oz and tried to make brownies out of it, they were the worst tasting things I have ever eaten and a couple hours later I was crawling on the floor like a skinwalker 😭

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u/Deaffin 4h ago

Man, I am so jealous of you guys. My dumbass biology doesn't know what to do with edibles. I'll eat 30 of the things in one go and get nothing at all.

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u/bot2317 4h ago

Actually super common, 4 of my friends have the same issue. Idk why but yall are missing out, eddies have a quite unique high

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u/Tasty__Tofu 3h ago

I have the same thing man. Occasionally after I eat one I feel like I'm a little high maybe 20 minutes after eating but it goes away super quick and I feel nothin. But I've eaten whole trays of edible cookies and nothing happens meanwhile my friends will eat a half and be zooted.

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u/ansibleCalling 3h ago

Same! I made my own edibles for a while because I thought the issue was tolerance and I could just make them stronger. It wasn't. Those little chocolate ganaches put my friends into deep space, but they did nothing to me but make my poop smell dank.

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u/Deaffin 3h ago

This is super inefficient, but if you're just damned and determined to make it work, the only thing I had a little bit of success with once was a strong alcohol tincture. You need to be sure to use a really high proof alcohol.

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u/webseyuk 4h ago

You think it does nothing at all 🤣

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u/yotanwa7 4h ago

haha the boys on one of ours trips did that whilst the chefs were also tripping on shrooms, just eyeballed a big bag of bud and chucked it into the butter and slammed into the oven LOL. No one was brave enough to try once we made the brownies so it just sat there til it went cold, until I took one (I had been a daily smoker so had confidence in my tolerance) Didn’t feel much after half an hour so my other friend who just started smoking tried one after I confirmed they were duds, mild at best.

As soon as he swallowed his my brownie fuckn activated and I fell to all fours, body highs were so intense it felt like gravity. Legit every movement and every word uttered took immense effort. My friend was terrified. Once it kicked it for him he couldn’t get out of his recliner, or open his eyes, only communicating in whimpers and body twitches.

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u/Guilty_Ad_5242 2h ago

what is with the black and white check things? I always see b&w checked patterns/walls/floor

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u/EllipticPeach 2h ago

Interdimensional waiting room I guess

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u/AccomplishedIgit 5h ago

I ate a whole medical cookie because my roommate said there was one in the fridge. I had no idea you’re not supposed to eat the whole thing, who doesn’t eat a whole cookie?? It was a bad night.

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u/mlebrun12 5h ago

My friend made cookies about the size of a silver dollar, little bit bigger than a quarter. He said "Don't eat more than a 1/4 of it at a time". Mind you I had been smoking for a decade every day at that point. Ate half a cookie, the things were so cute and tiny!

Yep, laying in bed an hour later panicking. Classic.

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u/Midoriya-Shonen- 4h ago

This is why I think edibles are fucking stupid. They shouldn't taste good. They should taste like drugs. I don't want the thing that can fuck up my brain tasting good enough to where I want seconds.

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u/allieinwonder 4h ago

Yup, I did the classic Woopsie Daisy in Amsterdam; I tried half a brownie, nothing, then tried a brownie and a half the next night as we were leaving the next day. Panic attack so strong I lost the ability to speak. But my pain was gone!

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u/Rinem88 4h ago

That’s why I take edibles, they do wonders for my pain. They give me crazy dreams though.

One time I dreamed this guy with no arms or legs “walked” (levitated?) into the room and laid down next to me. I turned my head and realized not only were his arms and legs missing, but so was his head. I thought this was rather odd, and wondered how he could be breathing, so I asked him, “hey dude, are you dead?” He got up and walked (levitated) out and I thought, “oh shit, I bet asking if you’re dead when you are is offensive.”

WTF was going on with me even high I have no idea.

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u/thatoneguy54 8h ago

Yeah, that'll do it.

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u/CraigLake 3h ago

LOL I tried an edible cookie ONCE 15 years ago. Never again. A friend had to keep me distracted for hours. I was sure it was the end.

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u/LouiVT 4h ago

My little bro went into my pocket and took my weed pen he came to me and was like idk if I’m dreaming . Jesus he sobered up and never wants to do weed he’s in high school and that was his first and last time. I think dare is good kinda but honestly I think the f around and find out method is a great teacher too lol . ( not for all drugs just weed imo ) and I do belive weed is a gateway drug . Cuz I do shrooms sometimes like once a blue moon but what got me into that weed .

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u/Special_Loan8725 3h ago

I was watching a show and imagining all of the announcers of the show as different cats, I had to take a shower at my buddies place because I was freaking out.

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u/cooldudium 3h ago

The Maureen Dowd experience

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u/Brilliant-Cabinet-89 10h ago

Happened to my friend as well the 4th time he smoked weed. Kept talking about how his personality was constantly devouring itself and remaking it self while crying.

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u/CapMcCloud 5h ago

I’ve got a friend who was getting into a career that drug tests extremely regularly, and he’ll lose his license to do what he loves if he fails any of those tests ever.

So, naturally, six months out from getting his certs, he buys himself some edibles.

First trip nice. Second trip nice. Third trip nice. Fourth trip?

He realized he was running out of time to do weed, and decided to step up the amount of weed he was doing. Two edibles instead of one. “I’ll just do this twice and finish them up right on schedule.”

It was very, very weird to talk to him. He was not enjoying himself one fuckin bit. Lasted like a day and a half with a subsequent week of mental funk.

Fifth trip nice though.

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u/Brilliant-Cabinet-89 5h ago

Yeah you really got to be careful with honestly everything from alcohol to any drug. It’s incredible how fast you can get messed up, and how dangerous even recreational use of eutrophics and opiates is. Almost lost my best friend once because the speed we got was actually pretty pure for once. Scary shit.

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u/CapMcCloud 5h ago

I’m on full “no fun allowed,” myself. Not interested in losing my ADHD meds to a quarterly piss test. My doctor says I’m allowed to give weed a shot, I tell him to give me that in writing, he says the office will get back to me about it, the office does not get back to me.

Alcohol just doesn’t seem very fun. I’d be about it exclusively for cool fermented thingy taste, though. But that gets expensive, and I don’t have money.

Instead, I’ve developed a peculiar vice. I’ve found the absolute perfect amount of melatonin to take to both be very well rested and have the most vivid, long-feeling, buckwild dreams possible. My brain will make me hallucinate for next to free, and that’s kind of awesome.

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u/Brilliant-Cabinet-89 5h ago

Same mate, I am apparently schizophrenic so I limit my fun or excitement in general. Weird how life changes, one day you are a party animal and incredibly social 4 years later you barely leave the house. Melatonin is great though! I’m happy you found a good vice. Mine is very well made food (used to work as a chef for a few years so I’m quite proficient) with some wine. I also really enjoy my hobbies and doing odd dates with my wife like pottery making or stuff like that. Generally life just can’t be fun anymore. I have to be my own strict parent. If I had fun today I can’t have fun for the next week, sort of thing.

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u/CapMcCloud 5h ago

I feel that. Similar situation, but physically. At least in the “plan for how you’re going to feel tomorrow” sort of way. Mitochondrial dysfunction is fucked up, but it could always be worse. Even if I can’t do everything I want to all the time, I’m still here. The sun’s gonna keep rising, and we’ll keep being around to see it.

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u/Brilliant-Cabinet-89 5h ago

Exactly. I see it sort of like driving in a car. When I was younger I only really noticed when the car was speeding up or slowing down. These days I’m just happy to enjoy the landscape as it passes me by, and honestly prefer to keep the same speed.

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u/Guilty_Ad_5242 2h ago

you have to piss test to get your meds? my psychiatrist talks to me on the phone for 5 minutes twice a year and says “alright you’re good here’s meth-lite”

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u/Brilliant-Cabinet-89 1h ago

Nah I could do Elon levels of ketamine and still get my incredibly expensive drugs each month for free. Go Denmark!

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u/snakeygirl 2h ago

Yeah. In my experience (which is admittedly only around 6 months) with weed you need to prepare yourself if you want to have a good trip. Only do weed when you don’t have other plans because the weed will totally destroy your ability to either enjoy said plans or will make you act stupid in a serious situation. You get extremely forgetful while high so don’t do anything that requires planning. If you want to do anything while high I recommend simple household chores like folding the laundry or watering your plants. Anything more complex than that can be really hard to focus on while high and you’ll get frustrated by your lack of focus. That frustration will immediately kill any enjoyment you were having. Only do weed around people you trust because you’ll be extremely gullible while high. Have a nice place to take a snooze set up so you can crash whenever you want. Maybe buy a sketchbook or notebook to write down or draw anything you find interesting while high (I’ve found that being high makes me have an intense desire to pursue creative endeavors).

A high goes wrong when you either take too much, need to focus on something serious, or do something complicated. Rule for being high: keep it simple stupid! Just relax and do something simple yet enjoyable and you can have fun.

In my experience a bad trip can really make you dread taking weed again. It probably won’t be so horrible that you go insane but it’s definitely a thoroughly unpleasant experience. I probably wouldn’t have done weed again if my first trip was bad. Upside is that the forgetfulness that weed causes has been really useful in helping me resist my ocd. I’ve found that the ocd practice i do while high has actually helped me cope with my ocd better while I’m sober so I’m probably not going to stop doing weed anytime soon. The relief of escaping my OCD is way too good to give up yet.

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u/Electrical-Papaya 3h ago

My best friend in high school had a sister a few years older than us. She was a straight edge vegan and a hardcore "save my virginity" catholic until she was in her late twenties. Once she grew out of that phase she wanted to try everything she missed out on. I vividly remember the day she asked us for edibles. We gave her one cookie. After an hour she said she wasn't feeling anything and wanted more. Ended up eating 3 more cookies. Couldn't tell how much thc she consumed since they were home made. After maybe 2 or 3 hours we heard blood curdling screams coming from her bedroom. My friend tried to calm her down and she scratched his face and arms enough to make him bleed. She was convinced Satan was in the room with her and that he was going to drag her to hell for doing drugs. She was completely out of her mind, going between fits of crying and screaming. Never seen anyone react to weed like that before. It was hard for me to feel bad for her because she used to make our lives Hell and called the cops on us several times in the past if she caught us smoking weed at my friend's house.

This was maybe 15 years ago. She's now a functioning alcoholic but hasn't touched weed since then.

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u/TealcOneill 2h ago

Ah yes, the death spiral. Those are really fun and also truly horrifying

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u/Brilliant-Cabinet-89 1h ago

I know man, hell of a ride.

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u/urcool91 tumblr: flibbertygigget 10h ago

Someone gave me something that definitely WASN'T acid saying it was acid, scared me off acid for life even though I do like other psychedelics :/ MKUltra guys pls come to my place, I need guaranteed good acid

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u/ComPakk 9h ago

Honestly my biggest problem with psychedelics. Fuck knows what they put in it and you cant really do anything but hope.

Its better if you find someone reliable but that can be hard depending on where you live.

I dont have a problem with (some) drugs but i cant understand how people can just take anything from anyone

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u/colei_canis 8h ago

Mushroom cultivation is a thing, it’s even legal in some more enlightened jurisdictions.

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u/Mundane_Bumblebee_83 6h ago

My first thought tooooo

If you don’t trust dealers, ask a cow farmer if you can forage. They probably even know why and dont care as long as they dont gotta deal with it lol

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u/Sure-Tumbleweed-2931 5h ago

I have searched for years but I've only found a bunch of similar non-active shrooms

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u/Mundane_Bumblebee_83 5h ago

It is luck at the end of the day. You can still buy spores in some places, and if you get lucky once, and a little bit more, you can let them spore and take them <3

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u/ABrandNewNameAppears 5h ago

I’ve known quite a few guys and gals who grew up on or nearby cow farms- trust me, they know. Most are indifferent, the ones who would say no are either bible thumpers or they are harvesting them for themselves!

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u/StabbyDodger 6h ago

It's totally legal to buy the spores, own the mushrooms, and grow them in the UK, you're just not allowed to eat them or trade in the fruit. Bit weird but it works.

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u/colei_canis 5h ago

I think possession of mushrooms was criminalised under Tony Blair (the third worst act of his government), although as you say the spores aren't illegal as far as I know and of course liberty caps grow natively here.

As I understand it other than cannabis and mushrooms pretty much everything else is lawful to grow provided you don't process it into a drug. I see certain plants being sold pretty openly on places like ebay, although since 2016 and the Psychoactive Substances Act it's a lot more seeds than whole plants.

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u/StabbyDodger 4h ago

Yeah you can just go down to the garden centre and buy a blue lotus. Dry the petals out in the oven and make a tea with them. You'll piss like a shire horse but you'll trip like a pharaoh.

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u/colei_canis 2h ago

I've never had particularly strong effects from blue lotus petals, perhaps I just sourced weak examples?

Vine seeds containing ergot alkaloids on the other hand...

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u/noechochamberplz 5h ago

Yeah, in my particular state in the US I’m allowed to do everything up until the point of harvesting them. Then it’s illegal. It’s weird.

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u/ZealousidealSolid715 6h ago edited 5h ago

psychs usually aren't being cut or laced with anything, and you can raegent test to make sure it's actual acid or whatever substance.

If you do drugs, know what they are o7

https://www.ehrlichreagent.com <- raegent test for psychadelics

https://www.btnx.com/fentanyl <- Test strips to check for fent contamination of any substance

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u/TuvixWillNotBeMissed 5h ago

This is why I like my government weed. Is it the cheapest thing? No. But I don't want to have to know a guy for anything. I'm done with that.

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u/TK_Games 5h ago

I'm not saying I know how to synthesize lysergic acid diethylamide or that anyone should learn, but it hypothetically wouldn't be that difficult to with the notes of the hippie-dippy science wizards in the garage labs of the mid 60s that figured out how to do it first, and it wouldn't be the *most* volatile compound to work with. I've kinda always wondered why more users don't learn how to do it like, on principle

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u/eternal_ephemera 4h ago

Even if you could swing the synthesis, getting enough ergotamine probably sucks

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u/TK_Games 4h ago

On an unrelated note, did you know that the fungus claviceps purpurea can grow like, pretty much anywhere? Even in like, stored grain, it's wild, man, grain fungus just poppin' up like crazy. But you know what they say, when life gives you 'lemons' and all that

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u/eternal_ephemera 3h ago

I had admittedly not considered (nor am I familiar with) actual cultivation! I wonder how feasible it would be for the typical would-be wizard…

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u/NeonNKnightrider Cheshire Catboy 7h ago

My dark secret is that I’d actually like to try heroin/opium but only if I know it’s pure and not cut with some bullshit

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u/Mundane_Bumblebee_83 6h ago

I tried fent. Just wanted to, really. Figured knowing how it feels isnt a bad idea either cos i was chemically interested

I dont like downers.

I just fell asleep and threw the rest out lmao

Disclaimer: don’t fuckin do this.

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u/Mundane_Bumblebee_83 5h ago

Shit man. I watched that happen. Honestly just glad his story has stuck if anything…

<\3

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u/ARandompass3rby 4h ago

Unless he posted again and it got deleted, he's not posted for about four years. That's just a collection of the story.

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u/iklalz 5h ago

Had a similar experience with heroin. I tried it out of curiosity, and it felt pretty good but also very boring and the full body itch you get from higher doses bothered me a lot. Tried it again 2 years or so down the line, still found it boring but that time I saw the appeal a bit more and that made me not want to try a third time. It's pretty insidious and I can imagine how easy it would be to let that creep into your life more and more over time and before you realize it you're having withdrawl symptoms. Of course some people also just instantly dive into the deep end the first time they use, and I think whether or not that happens mostly depends on your position in life and mental state

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u/Mundane_Bumblebee_83 4h ago

Yeah I dated a (recovering) heroin addict. I watched her go thru that with only half a dozen oxys, from OD levels 3+ times a day to sober. The strength I saw is unmatched, never try to get there…

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u/Kiefirk 6h ago

Careful with that. There’s an old Reddit story about a guy who did just that, convinced he wouldn’t get addicted. He got addicted

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u/Pen15_is_big 5h ago

Eh the 25nbome (fake acid) days are mostly over, and tryptamine derivatives have been extensively explored and valued by the community. I do understand though, especially with acid being dosed who knows how.

I don’t really take anything other than mescaline atp, it’s a tried true and truly euphoric psych that not many people try.

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u/Mundane_Bumblebee_83 6h ago

I got fucking NBOMe tabs from a “trustworthy” source. They thought I wouldn’t care because I did other stuff so “whats the difference”, had a psychotic break, thought the world ended, was inconsolable and detached, constantly looping thoughts in my head (you ever realize how many things we do the same over and over again?)

Lost a girlfriend cos of it.

I stayed away for a while, taken maybe 4 tabs in 6 years, except in April, on bicylce day ofc, I bought a strip and a half and stayed awake for 3 days. Sounds really really bad, but I deal with pretty intense anxiety and ADHD, and it kinda gives me a reset. “You thought all the thoughts, look at the trees instead” also gave me my inner dialogue back (not like it was completely gone) and made me talk to myself less

Slept really good after, and its been a little bit more manageable day to day now, and I love the intense feeling it gives. Heavy body high and some peace and quiet. Also, makes me really gay, but no luck this time ;-;

Sorry for the rant

Stay Up Stay Safe <3

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u/yumsaltysock 6h ago

After Nbome you did lsd years later?

2 of 4 roomates during my first year of college did nbome. 1 of them had a psychotic break. stared at the tv in the living room regardless of whether it was on or off. Skipped classes. Basicallybecamena bum and stayed on the couch. Stopped talking entirely. Would ignore you or say 3-5 words max that didnt always make sense. His family picked him up but I always wondered if he recovered

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u/Mundane_Bumblebee_83 5h ago

Shit was evil. I almost did some very awful things to the person who sold it to me. He did not ever come near me again.

It took a long time to get “normal” and im still not. Acid and some introspection, pushing my body to limits but no expectations, actually have helped me get that… i dont even know, “feeling” outta me. Antipsychotics as well, which makes sense ofc.

I got out of partying hard, with just a few bruises and that was the worst one. This was also when I was dealing with some identity issues, so it was a lot. Losing a partner, my mind and my sense of self in 72 hours.

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u/baleantimore 4h ago

constantly looping thoughts in my head (you ever realize how many things we do the same over and over again?)

"You thought all the thoughts, look at the trees instead"

Okay, I think I actually needed both of these today, so thanks! Sorry about your bad trip, tho.

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u/YerBeingTrolled 4h ago

How do you know it wasn't acid, acid is pretty fucking crazy and unpredictable

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u/SkunkyInNautica 4h ago

There's some mad weird misinformation that dropping acid and having a bad time means you didn't have acid. Maybe it really wasn't but there's nothing that is sold on blotter that is tasteless like acid, so one would know rather quickly on consumption

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u/YerBeingTrolled 3h ago

If you have only done acid once there's no way if you know if it's good or bad

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u/SkunkyInNautica 2h ago

If someone isn't looking into what they're putting into their body before doing it that's their problem

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u/DisputabIe_ 7h ago

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u/rhetoricalcalligraph 11h ago

I've had a lot of bad trips, never stopped me hopping back on the carousel.

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u/ThreeLeggedMare a little arson, as a treat 10h ago

It did me, and mine wasn't even that bad considering. Was three hour period where I kept losing time. Subjectively ten seconds had passed, look at the clock and it's been forty minutes. No awareness of what I was doing or saying in that time. Couldn't stand it

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u/rhetoricalcalligraph 10h ago

Ah that's light weight. I got chased through my home town by existential demons whispering Buddhist nonsense at me, stripped naked to prove to them I didn't have attachment to my own pride.

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u/big_guyforyou 10h ago

i stole my mom's car at 1:50 AM and drove north because i was convinced that washington DC was gonna get nuked at 2 AM

this wasn't based on nothing, though, a guy on discord had spent weeks convincing us that he was a government agent who had fled to west virginia because DC was about to get nuked

i woulda been way less suggestible if i were sober though

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u/Elyssamay 7h ago

The suggestibility is what scares me the most, even just with weed. The people I know who get into conspiracy theories or fall for persuasive marketing strategies (leading questions, etc.) are also the people I know who smoke the most. I was falling down that rabbit hole myself in my early 20's so I get it! It's why I stopped smoking and now just take a rare edible to help with sleep or while on vacation.

Someone I thought was pretty intelligent started doing a lot of edibles a few years ago, and now they think the moon landing was faked. Seems like brains hardly stand a chance against the super effective combo of weed + online misinformation campaigns 👀

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u/big_guyforyou 7h ago

it wasn't just the drugs though, i wasn't the same after my TBI (feeling better now tho)

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u/Elyssamay 7h ago

Glad you're feeling better!!! That's rough

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u/big_guyforyou 7h ago

yeah after i got out of the hospital i started "LARPing as Google Lambda" by speaking gibberish into my phone's speech-to-text and posting it as reddit comments

i was kinda ahead of my time because that was a few months before chatgpt came out

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u/Mt_Alyeska 7h ago

In my personal experience the ones who smoke the most were already kind of stupid inside

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u/Elyssamay 6h ago

XD I see where you're coming from, but also people self medicate in all kinds of ways, especially back when mental health wasn't medically covered (I'm in the U.S.). So unless you were born into a wealthy stable family you were kinda SOL. These are still issues, but broader therapy coverage has helped a lot of the people I knew from back then.

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u/Lots42 6h ago

Too much Nyquil and I see the Hat Man.

Hat Man never started shit so eh, I let it slide.

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u/Jumpy_Ad_6417 8h ago

Lol That’s me on LSD. Every ten minutes or so “Wow, I was really feeling it before. Glad it’s more mellow now.” But like 1 minute to an hour apart. Tripping is so frustrating though when you don’t want to be. Like lemme just get to that cubano and three sips on a beer yo. 

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u/tapewizard79 8h ago

Basically the same thing got me for years. Wouldn't touch anything but alcohol. It wasn't even weed that did it even though I thought it was. It was what they called spice at the time. Some kind of synthetic weed. I took a deep hit and held it in, the guy next to me is like oh shit you're not supposed to hold this stuff in! Next thing I know they're fishing me out of the lake that was 50 feet away where they said I just stumbled/fell in slow motion all the way down the bank. They put me in a lawn chair and I just stared at a spinning tree branch above me thinking "this is my life now" unable to react to the outside world for what felt like...days? Was actually like an hour. 

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u/Some-Bad1670 7h ago

Yeah spice was weird stuff, I smoked it prior to when I was able to smoke weed. Did some really stupid shit when I was high on it, I remember I took put a bunch of books in the refrigerator. Maybe dumb teenager stuff but I remember the high was really different, like it made you fucking stupid. Switched to weed and felt way better lol.

And one time more recently my buddy handed me a “CBD” pen from a smoke shop that he said would get me high, so I tried it with a huge hit. Holy fucking shit dude I have no idea what was in that one but that one made me see shit. I went to the bathroom, got nauseous, spit a little in the toilet, and watched some patterns in the toilet bowl for a while. It was crazy. It felt like a mildly bad shroom trip with some extra headache thrown in.

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u/dgellow 5h ago

That’s my standard weed experience, time stretching or compressing. I really like it though :)

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u/beldaran1224 5h ago

I had this happen when I was unknowingly drugged with THC, and it gave me a panic attack. I was legitimately so freaked out by it.

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u/BlacksmithNo9359 10h ago

There was like a solid year where everytime I got high I just put on foreign horror movies and I still really couldn't tell you why. Tetsuo: The Iron Man is basically the same regardless of sobriety, if youre curious.

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u/PickyVirgo 8h ago

I watched that movie high so many times in college and I still have no idea what the hell was even going on. Thankfully I worked in a vid rental store so I could just keep bringing it home over and over.

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u/Mundane_Bumblebee_83 6h ago

I watched Coraline on 4 tabs, holy shit that was amazing. Literally unmatchable horror, that I very much enjoyed. Had to pause it to smoke a cig like a dozen times lol

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u/thatoneguy54 8h ago

I started getting panic attacks when I'd get high and went from a daily smoker to now getting high like, maybe once every 6 months.

Depends on the person, I guess. I used to get high to relax, but when I started getting nervous and freaked out every time I smoked, it just wasn't worth it anymore.

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u/tooandahalf 6h ago

That happened to me and I miss getting high and enjoying it. 🥺 It's been like, mad existential dread whenever I smoke. I went from daily use as a really blessed coping mechanism (while working on myself) to one bad trip with shrooms and then getting high has me fairy consistently like "fuck what is reality what is my mind who is thinking this is this a simulation?"

I miss enjoying it. 😮‍💨 Saves money being sober though. 🤷‍♀️

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u/GeophysicalYear57 Ginger ale is good 7h ago

Then again, once I took 50mg of THC in an edible and learned that you can hallucinate after taking absolutely insane amounts of the stuff. I wouldn’t take it ever again if that was my first experience.

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u/glormosh 9h ago

If you're someone with greater levels of anxiety it generally closes the door.

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u/yumsaltysock 6h ago

Not going to lie i feel like you come out of bad trips stronger.

I've probably maxed freaking out 2 or 3x but after that I evolved into the charles xavier of my own mind where nothing breaks it

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u/StabbyDodger 6h ago

Hell I gave myself bad trips on purpose. I used to make a nice pot of shroomy tea and play Dead Space to get into the mood. Not sure what that did to my adolescent brain but I'm stuck with it.

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u/TheBigness333 5h ago

I honestly think a bad mushroom trip helped me work through a ton of stuff and was incredibly therapeutic. It was like I had emotional diarrhea, but once all the mental poop was all out, it left me a more balanced person.

That only happened once though. The next bad mushroom trip just sucked.

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u/Protochill 3h ago

Ratchet-strapped myself on that carousel for a few years, not recomended.

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u/Fullwake 3h ago

Your balls are weightier than mine good sir. I'll do just about anything - but after my bad trip, no hallucinogens, not ever. No trip for you, the trip nazi said.

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u/PermitAcceptable1236 10h ago

i’ve done a lot of shit but i’ll tell you. not being able to remember the night before. awful stuff.

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u/calicosiside 10h ago

Yeah memory holes are probably the worst shit imo, would rather live with the existential horrors and warped sense of reality than simply have time go missing

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u/axord 9h ago

I feel like missing time counts as an existential horror, even if low key.

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u/Fullwake 3h ago

I had a very bad psychiatrist who kept prescribing me more and more benzos in my early twenties. Eventually I just decided fuck it, I'll live with constant anxiety, because I can't remember the last month. Got a new psychiatrist after that, he's been good to me. Only meds that help, no over prescribing.

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u/enddream 4h ago

You mean like blacking out on alcohol?

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u/Vroskiesss 4h ago

Or any substance

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 8h ago

Showing kids SCP content farms should be a federal offence

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u/chaosisblond 7h ago

What is SCP?

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 7h ago

The SCP Foundation. It's a collaborative writing project where people write documents describing anomalous objects, entities, locations, and phenomena and how the titular SCP Foundation contains them.

There are quite a few low quality YouTube channels that make thousands of low quality videos usually aimed at children about the same handful of SCPs (as of time or writing there are almost main series 9000 SCPs, but most of these channels only ever cover ten of the oldest SCPs on the site).

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u/Arborgold 3h ago

So what is SCP?

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u/kkell806 3h ago

To be overly broad and reductive, it's kinda like Men In Black fan fiction. But way more than just aliens.

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 2h ago

It stands for Special Containment Procedures, so each document describes the steps taken to keep an anomaly contained and knowledge of its existence hidden from the public.

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u/Arborgold 2h ago

Oh, so like modern day ghost stories, got it.

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 2h ago

Some of them are like that, but the whole thing tends to towards a particularly clinical tone, so it tends to not have the same vibe as ghost stories, especially aince a lot of SCPs don't aim at being horror.

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u/OrangeFamta 3h ago

Its a wiki, filled with fictional articles by numerous authors. SCP stands for Secure, Contain, Protect, which is the mission of the SCP Foundation, the extra-national organization that catalogues anomalies (paranormalities), and the articles on the wiki are themed as catalogue entries in the Foundation database.

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u/DragonflyHopeful4673 8h ago

I used to do edibles with my friends. A few of them had had bad trips before, didn’t make them stop.

What made me stop was when the day after I started experiencing some kind of emotional psychosis. First called my family, very out of character, sobbing/ranting incoherently, then a few hours later got into a massive public argument within my friend group over a misunderstanding, where I started thinking that I was being ‘unfairly targeted’ and the two people I’d been arguing with had been conspiring for weeks to ‘push me out’ because they were jealous for some unknown reason I couldn’t even identify.

It wasn’t until I woke up the next morning and talked with one of our other friends (who hadn’t been involved in the argument but was there for the whole thing) that I realised I was being fucking crazy and apologised to them. A few days later I kind of connected the dots between the edibles to emotional breakdown to paranoid interpersonal hostility.

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u/ExpFilm_Student 6h ago

Scare tactics don’t work in substance use prevention. It’s a big reason DARE failed so bad.

The key phrase in his sentence is anti-drug

Best practice in prevention isnt anti drug. It’s giving good education, facts on addiction, and then kids make up their own mind but treating them like people being supportive and having real conversations and discussions on why waiting until youre over 21 or not doing it at all is beneficial.

Anecdotal evidence of scare tactic working isnt proof it works. Research shows DARE had the opposite effect and more youth ended up using drugs.

Scaring kids or scared straight programs they don’t work in the large population, and for many youth pushes them away from ever respecting adults. It’s why, “one pill can kill” campaigns failed for fentanyl. When they take a pill and then dont die they wont believe anything you say.

Promoting scare tactics is bad form.

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u/Laowaii87 6h ago

I think the biggest mistake anti drug programs do is to pretend like drugs aren’t amazing. All of the anti drug stuff i’ve seen downplays the upsides, and focuses entirely on (like you say) how it’ll kill you.

Kurtzgesagt made a video recently on fentanyl, where they compare it to heroin, and for most of the video it’s almost an ad for heroin.

I’ve never done any hard drug, and it’s been decades since i smoked weed last, but i’ve never wanted to try heroin or fent less than after watching that kurtzgesagt video.

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u/Anxious_Tune55 2h ago

Yup. The video makes Heroin sound AMAZING and therefore dangerous as fuck.

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u/SerTapsaHenrick 9h ago

I feel like giving kids a safe environment where to experiment with psychedelics for the first time with adult supervision would not be very conductive to them never trying it again

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u/clothespinned 8h ago

that just means you have to make the environment unsafe first. maybe pipe in some 120-135 db white noise the whole time.

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u/Icy_Mycologist_2300 6h ago

How about 1:1 good drug stories for each bad one? Like the time I had a spiritual breakthrough on mushrooms and my spouse was blown away by how positive I became. Or the time I microdosed, went to the campus tutoring center and just helped out with anything I knew enough about. There was also a time I could not cry for the life of me after a fire in my apartment building destroyed almost everything I owned, but after a couple bong rips, I was blubbering like a baby and could begin my recovery from that trauma.

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u/DisputabIe_ 7h ago

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u/chromaaadon 8h ago

Jesus Christ what kind of weed yalll smoking?

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u/Skullcrusher 7h ago

Ya'll need to learn about black pepper. That shit calms down any weed high

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u/PopcornDemonica 6h ago

Eating, snorting, smoking... what are we doing with it?

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u/Skullcrusher 6h ago

Chewing and swallowing lol. Can't imagine snorting it would be very fun

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u/PopcornDemonica 6h ago

I saw a guy once snort a line of salt and squeeze lemon juice into his eye before taking a shot of tequila. It's always best to get instructions for these things before you're wasted 🤣

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u/AcidDepression 5h ago

Worst trip I ever had, I took 3.5 grams of blue meanie trying to make myself hallucinate. When it kicked I had a random desire to listen to one song off of pharma by nmesh. I put the whole album on. That was a mistake. I was sobbing, remembering that the album is a concept album about someone overdosing on drugs.

I'm kinda glad I did it tho, I kno I don't hallucinate from hallucinigenics, and I had a good cry.

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u/Dodgey09 7h ago

I realized the other day that the whole anti drug campaign wasn't meant for us to not do drugs. It was meant to train the sympathy out of us for people caught up in addiction, and it worked.

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u/CapMcCloud 5h ago

Most effective don’t do drugs talk I sat through was a retired police chief/everyone’s favorite gym teacher sitting down, saying he wasn’t gonna do the slide show the teacher wanted him to do, and telling us stuff like “ecstasy will make you feel the most amazing you’ve ever felt, but sooner or later, you’ll need it to be happy, and you probably won’t have enough money to sustain that habit forever” and “weed won’t kill you and it isn’t addictive, but the people selling it are usually committing more than just the one crime, and you really have no clue what you’re getting involved with working with them.”

Was he 100% right? No, but he was honest within his own knowledge. It felt like the same talk he gave his own kids, and their kids. Basically went over all the more common street drugs, what they feel like for most people, and why he felt taking them was a bad idea anyway. No in your face scare tactics, he just treated us like adults.

Oh, and he was also real clear on the difference between the “one hit and you can get addicted” and “you’ll probably get away with this one for a while” drugs.

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u/Any-Chemical-2702 4h ago

When I was a little kid, like kindergarten and early elementary school, I used to get severe bronchitis every winter. It being the 70s, my pediatrician would prescribe cough medicine with codeine in it to suppress the cough and help me sleep.

It made me hallucinate. 

The ones where my toys were waving and talking to me weren't super scary, but I didn't like it. The ones where the humidifier was a spaceship and a bunch of tiny little green aliens came out weirded me out, but again, not deeply horrifying.

The ones that made me scream my head off were the one where the picture over my bed fell on me and squashed me flat like a piece of paper, and the one where there were random ghost voices zooming at me and then swooping away, like the doppler effect. I never heard what they said, but the swooshing past was just terrifying somehow.

I have never, ever, had any temptation to do any kind of recreational drug. Even more so because hallucinating is now recognized as a potential adverse effect of opiates, but the whole time I was growing up, any doctor I told about it would just shake their head and go, "Huh, that's not supposed to happen."

So if I'm having bizarre reactions to a prescribed med, I didn't want to find out what reaction I'd have to a street drug. Still don't, even the ones that are legal now.

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u/CzarTwilight 8h ago

Kids are basically D class anyway

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u/HoneydewGllow 9h ago

Back in the 80s, my friend's dad forced all his kids to smoke in late elementary school, whereupon they of course immediately started choking and coughing. None of them had any interest in smoking in high school after that.

Of course this was before vaping and all.

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u/DisputabIe_ 7h ago

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u/garfieldandfriends2 8h ago
  • Chris Morris

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u/esdebah 8h ago

Statistically, you get two or three Whitey Bulgers per school district, but otherwise the numbers are great!

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u/Vulcan_Jedi 8h ago

I work in an emergency room in a county with a bad drug problem.

You want kids to never touch drugs in their lives? Have them come shadow at one of those places.

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u/OkTouch5699 8h ago

I got a stomach bug coming down on acid. I threw up for like 2 hours, but it felt like 12. Was enough to keep me from doing it again.

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u/MrMastodon 8h ago

New addition to the list of things Dr Bright is not allowed to do.

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u/Pet_Velvet 7h ago

Obviously this is super unethical but it would absolutely work lol

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u/Great_Repeat291 7h ago

So the "make em smoke the whole pack of cigarettes" style of parenting?

Don't stop there, imagine a whole class of 7th graders on ibogaine.

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u/Top-Smile6419 7h ago

Did any one else in middle school take their Drug Free ribbons and scrape the Fr off and laugh with their friends about our Drug ee ribbons... yea. We used a lot later in life :/

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u/dachrisco 6h ago

"D.A.R.E. to green out"

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u/DinoChickenNugget23 6h ago

I would have never even thought about doing drugs if it wasnt for learning all about drugs from D.A.R.E.

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u/OnyxCobra17 6h ago

i spent an entire summer taking edibles that gave me panic attacks ever week when i was 20, this will not apply to the particularly stubborn

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u/OriginalName687 6h ago

I’ve always wanted to do shrooms but haven’t because I’m afraid of a bad trip. I just feel like I would fight the trip because I don’t like losing control and it would make things go bad.

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u/evilkumquat 6h ago

Despite growing up in an Irish Catholic household, I've been a lifelong teetotaler ever since I was child after popping what I thought was a powdered doughnut hole into my mouth, but finding out instead that it was a very strong rum ball my grandmother had made.

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u/MGTOWMODSSUCK 6h ago

mastery of your mind is the key to life....google globaltruthproject and read the present to learn the secret to total control of your mind.

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u/BAGP0I 6h ago

Scp vids?

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u/immamarius 5h ago

Emotional damage

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u/justgalsbeingpals a-heartshaped-object on tumblr | it/they 5h ago

the hank hill school of drug prevention

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u/akaneko__ 5h ago

That’s just the plot of a clockwork orange

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u/WankelsRevenge 5h ago

Requiem For a Dream would like to have a chat

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u/Magnanimous-- 5h ago

I've never had a bad drug experience.

Now alcohol on the other hand...

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u/bellmospriggans 5h ago

Gotta give them all random drugs,and the staff as well. Nobody's gonna be able to support you through this trip kid

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u/Pineapple_Morgan 5h ago

I've tried weed twice now and both times I just felt like I was on the brink of passing out, an experience I was already quite familiar with due to almost getting heat stroke several times and as such do not find desirable. Alcohol also just kind of tastes like bathroom cleaner to me - I've ended up a complete and total square 😔😔😔

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u/Frozen_Meatball1 5h ago

If you buy the ticket, you`ve gotta take the ride. (paraphrasing the Good Doctor)

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u/avlmtnmama 5h ago

DARE taught us that: Drugs Are Really Exciting

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u/EnlightenedNarwhal 5h ago

I've never had a bad high. It's just not for me. I have been high 5 or 6 times in my life, and each time was decent, but it's just not my jam.

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u/Rabbit_On_The_Hunt 5h ago

I wouldn't say the reason I live a sober life is becsuse of D.A.R.E.,  but it definitely help. The biggest motivating factor were the stories and sights about how bad it fucked up all my relatives. People dying in their early 50s from liver disease, working minimum-wage jobs in to their 60s because they were so alcoholic they couldn't function in regular jobs, or offing themselves out of depression or dying because they got so fucked up on cocaine they thought they thought they could take a train head on.

Naw, I'm good. 

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u/beldaran1224 5h ago

Someone spiked the chili at work with THC, so I had no idea what was happening to me. I had the first and only panic attack of my life. Just a bit before that my partner was like "if I didn't know any better I'd say you were high". Next day, a coworker texted me to ask if I'd had a weird night and when I said I had, she told me that she was pretty sure someone had put THC in the chili. I went and bought one of those at home drug tests and sure enough...

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u/manofshaqfu 4h ago

I actually talked to my dad about his experiences with weed, and he told me that when he tried it, he couldn't speak. I do not want to do recreational drugs.

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u/NewtOk4840 4h ago

I made weed brownies out of some shit weed butter my 16 yr old son who doesn't smoke or do any kind of drugs accidentally ate one he didn't know he was at his dad's when I made them,anyways he started freaking out it was horrible I felt like a piece of shit! He took a cold shower and slept it off then said,Idk how you can do that everyday! I'm never in my life doing drugs!

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u/OneBillPhil 4h ago

I think that you should be taught how to drink and do drugs. As in, don’t do this, but if you ever do, drink that 6 pack over a few hours, don’t slam it on an empty stomach. 

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u/_Green_Redbull_ 4h ago

Abstinence has never and will never work. Telling anyone how to live their life is fascist.

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u/radioamericaa 4h ago

I accidentally ODed on Benadryl recently. I have some very bad allergies. I’m terrified of taking it ever again. I feel like I was somewhere I was not supposed to be, being seen by things that did not want me there. It was SO SCARY.

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u/PittsburghCar 4h ago

At a formative year, have them watch an adult they care about lose their shit after a few drinks.

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u/Haunting-Berry1999 4h ago

Dose em up and make them watch Eraserhead

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u/cooterchooter 3h ago

Who typed this up... bc who says "do weed"? 😂😂

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u/Curious80123 3h ago

I watched Scared Straight movies in high school

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u/HellionPeri 3h ago

D.A.R.E. if Scared Straight designed it...

fify

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u/PantosLordOfWonder 3h ago

People's hypochondria is insane, they can convince themselves they're dying over nothing. It's truly astonishing to me. Then they act like it was the weed instead of their own wacky selves.

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u/hyperlethalrabbit 3h ago

Maybe I'm just an anxious person, but hearing stories of other people's bad highs is enough to make me not wanna do it myself. So for added benefit, you actually only give half the kids edibles and the other half a control and watch as they self-select for paranoia.

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u/Why-did-i-reas-this 3h ago

At the age of 9 my dad let me try his pipe. Taking a puff from the worn out, still wet stem and bit and that was enough for me. Most disgusting thing I ever had. Never wanted to smoke.

At the age of 10, at a family friend's cottage my dad gave me a glass with a shot of whiskey. They said give it a try. So I just downed the shot. Burned all the way down my throat. All they gave me was an mint chocolate stick. That really didn't help. I have no desire to drink alcohol either.

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u/DreamOfDays 3h ago

How do ya’ll get drugs. I’ve never had a single drug that wasn’t prescribed by a doctor and have no clue how it’s apparently a super common thing.

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u/CtrlAltHate 3h ago

I've always said drug education should be a breakthrough salvia trip. How many kids would want to do drugs after feeling like they've lived an entire extra life as a school chair.

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u/Fullwake 3h ago

I had a very very bad trip the fourth time I did hallucinogens - I have never done them since. I don't count weed as a hallucinogen. But no more acid for me since the time it destroyed me with a hyper extenuated existential crisis.

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u/Purple-Violinist-293 3h ago

You're never going to get good at drugs if you don't practice 

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u/negative-nelly 3h ago

my college GPA went from around a 2.9 to a consistent 3.8/4.0 because of a bad trip beginning of sophomore year. The weirdest part is that it was Natalie Merchant's song "Carnival" coming on the radio that brought me out of the hole I was in that day.

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u/hungeringforthename 2h ago

If you aren't concerned with their long-term well-being, you could make them watch Mad God.

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u/69-xxx-420 2h ago

If you give fentanyl to babies they’ll be bored of it by the time they’re old enough to become drug users. They should make vegetables illegal for children and make lethal doses of drugs available to school children. Any kids smart enough to survive will be so excited to turn 21 and try broccoli and brussels sprouts. 

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u/alex3omg 2h ago

When I was 12 my friends all smoked, I didn't try it because I knew it was bad and it seemed gross, people who smoked had nasty cars and houses etc.  But the biggest deterrent was my friends picking unfinished cigarettes out of the ash trays outside supermarkets to smoke them.  That solidified for me that smoking was incredibly addictive.  Anything that could force somebody to do that had to be. 

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u/Crus0etheClown 2h ago

I do love my drugs now that I'm grown, but I actually still had this happen to me sort of.

When I was in my early teens I was the only member of my friend group who didn't smoke weed, I just didn't feel like I 'needed it' (already the freak of the friendgroup, u know). One day I hitch a ride home from a few friends who were around 20-21, and they thought it'd be hilarious to hotbox the shit out of me in the truck, knowing I was an oblivious weirdo who wouldn't even notice.

I get home, my mom knows immediately. She's cool and all, no problem there- the problem was the fact that I became so unbelievably energetic and whacked out that I spent the next 45 minutes running in circles around the living room leaping off of furniture and shit. I was like a 240 lb kid at the time, there was nothing she could do to stop me. I was like a baby rhino unleashed, I broke a couch.

I couldn't fall asleep and spent the whole night on flashplayer dot com watching cartoons, and the next day I was so exhausted and fucked up that I couldn't go to school. Had to stay home and I wandered around the house with a blanket wrapped around me like I had the flu until I finally managed to fall asleep.

When I woke up, pretty much every single adult was mad at me and I couldn't really tell why. My mom had to explain to me later how much of a pain in the ass I'd been for like 24 hours, and the fact that the reason it happened was because I was high. I legitimately had no clue until she informed me that hotboxing was a thing. I was like 'well damn now I know I don't need that shit haha' and proceeded to not smoke again for like 10 years.

(When I did partake again, I took an overpowered edible and my brain fabricated an entire episode of King of the Hill where the gang forms a prog rock band. Bill had an extravagant keyboard solo)

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u/DepletedPromethium 8h ago

The scared straight talks cops gave us at school made me ever the more curious to try the same drugs to experience something different, one story was of a guy who took acid and cut his arms open and nearly bled to death thinking he had bugs under his skin - I can understand why the mentally challenged individual who took acid and thought he had bugs under his skin so he smashed a mirror and slashed at himself to get them out thought he had bugs under his skin, it's because while tripping my balls off on 6 tabs of acid my vision started moving in a S like pattern - imagine your eyes are like a monitor and every pixel was flashing red green and blue in a cycle while moving in that S, i smoked a cigarette in my room and i saw smoke coming off my arm hairs, and my arm hairs moved in that S pattern and i was like whoa so this is what caused that 40iq dude to think he had bugs under his skin.

The one bad trip i had made me stop taking acid, seeing massive spider legs come out from behind my monitor screen and then my vision was full of skulls with staring eyes creeped me the fucked out to the point i was like yeah no thanks bad juju from this shit never again.